just pretend this was from yesterdays chapter until I say not to pretend... if that makes sense...

Stan welcomed Richie inside as Richie made a crude joke about something Stan didn't even bother listening to.

"Yeah, really funny. I can see now why you have had sex with thousands of women." Stan sarcastically speaks to him.

" Fine, fine." Richie says dropping his bag on Stan's bedroom floor. "But how many people I've had sex with, and how many times I've had sex does NOT leave this room!" Richie says firmly

"So... Bill told me some things..."

Richie looked at him with narrow eyes, confused. "What about?"

"Eddie." Stan chuckles like he can't believe he is about to ask Richie if Eddie is getting more action then all the losers combined. "Bill thinks that Eddie is..." how should he word this? "uh- well... hmm..."

"Let me stop you right there Staniel," Richie stuck his hand out. "Eddie isn't cheating on me. I don't know who started that whole thing but my little guy would never."

"Okay. um. well then..." stan felt uncomfortable now, "That's great."

"Yup, me and that little love bug are great. So, what did you wanna talk to me about?"

"Right, uh you're my best friend, and um wow, this is really weird and hard-" stan started.

"Thats what she said."

"heheh yeah... so mike and i, we are moving like really fast, and i love that we are, but like i dont know if im comfortable with the whole sex thing... you know" Stan said looking at his feet the whole time.

Richie was at a loss for words. His mouth open, like he was trying to talk but no words leaving his mouth. Stan looked up from his feet to meet his best friends gaze.

"well say something."

"I- uh I don't really know what to say."

as soon as those words left Richie's mouth they heard a faint call saying that dinner was ready and that they needed to come upstairs to eat.

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It was an awkward dinner. Scratch that, it was an awkward night. Richie didn't know how to respond so he just told Stan to do whatever made him comfortable and to let Mike know that they might be moving too fast.

The rest of the night, slightly uncomfortable, was spent watching movies and eating candy and smoking just a little weed.

(hoes, idk how to transition... i feel so awkward)

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The next day... which is really today... unless you aren't reading this the day it was posted...

; richie! help!

; what?

; people are trying to fuck me!

; WhaT!

; yeah, on monday i get my ass beaten for being gay, and now all these guys wanna date me

; well tell them no

; i am but, what can i say, im irresistible

; true

; do you guys mind.

; no, we don't

; haha

; if you cheat on me istg

; why the fuck would i do that?

; eddie, he is a little insecure

; look what i found guysss

; stan, youll love it!

; i doubt that

;

; aww! thats cute!

; wtf, its not cute, its fucking awesome.

; + begone thot+

; hahaha

; me at all those guys at my new school

; oof cant relate

; richie can with that girl stacy, and ew gretta too, and other ppl

; yup, but they are nothing compared to eds

; omfg *vomits* thats so sweet

; oooooo look what else i found!

; if its a dick pic... no

; are you in your 'jack off' folder? iS mY GIF in YoUR JACk oFf foLDer???

; n/a

;

; me at both of you

; wtf

; should i be flattered... or

; flattered you asshole

; mmk look what gif i have

;

; thats me when my mom gets on my nerves

; me when richie gets on my nerves

; me when the depression is too real

; oof lol

; well shit

; lol

; i have a gif

; lemme hear it

; 25

; no

;

; *wipes tear*

; beautiful

; aww the gay me is laughing so hard

; the straight me is also laughing so hard

; im just laughing

; its a mood

; everyone @ me when i said i was gay

; hahaha

; there should be a gif like that that says 'im gay'

; id send that to my mom

; your mom doesnt know?

; no, just my friends, and now my entire school

; can you please tell her so when i visit you i can kiss you as soon as i see you

; find a good gif that says 'im gay' and sure

; ON IT!

; he's gonna find shitty gifs

; i know

; youre gonna tell your mom though right?

; have you told your parents?

; i am gonna invite mike over, and tell my mom and dad at dinner tomorrow

; FUN!

; okay Ricky Dillon

; ... ha ha

; whats taking him so long?

; k im back

; i have a few selections

; ok.

;

; next

;

;

; ok ok this one. its funny, its iconic, its straight to the point

;

; hahahaha

; hmm

; thats it

; do the im gay one

; pleaseeee!!!

; fine. but if im homeless im staying at bevs

; well now i want you to be homeless so you can come back

; RICHIE!

; haha no.

; just send it ! :)))

; fine

- Eddie to Mom-

; mom..

;

; i know

; huh?

; i've always known, it doesnt matter to me

; really

; yeah, youre still my son, i love you no matter what

; im crying in the club right now

; youre at a club?

; Eddie, come home right now!

; no, im not at a club, its a meme

; oh... well, still come home, you have school tomorrow and i made chicken and salad

; ok. omw!

-Eddie to Richie and Stan-

; ok... so im not homeless

; thats great!

; did you not tell her or???

; no, i told her... she just said that she knew

; omg do you think she knows were dating???

; no?

; this is so funny

; anyway, i have to get home

; where were you?

; probably at some guys house sucking his dick

; i was AT THE liBraRy

; sure jan

; wow... stan, its like i possessed your body

; i think you may have

; hahah k ily bye

; bi*

; give it a rest buddy

; eh...... no.