《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》fuck the snow
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; you should come over tonight
; mmk... why tho?
; cause we haven't hung out, just you and me
; k.
; were having spaghetti and meatballs for dinner
; SpaGhEtitti and memeballs
; ur uninvited
Richie; hahahaha
; but seriously, we need to talk
; are you gonna confess your undying love for me?
read.
; oh come on stan, that was funny.
; i wont tell mike. It'll be out little secret
; ha ha ha fuck you
; okay, I'll be over in a few
; ok.
- Bill to Mike-
; mike mike mike mike mike
; yeah?
; guess what day it is
; *sighhh* what day is it
; HUmP dAyyyyYyy!!
; it is Wednesday my dudes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-Bill to Stan-
; did you hear what happened to Richie and Eddie?
; no.
; well it's a doozie
; well what do you know about it?
; Eddie got into a fight at his new school and now people are hitting on him
; I am going to get to the bottom of this fucking drama
; you hear me?
; I'm Sherlock fucking Holmes when it comes to gossip
; I'm going to traverse the metaphorical lasers of this hot tea
; Mmk and how exactly are you going to do that?
; I'm gonna ask Richie when he comes over in a few minutes
; ahh. Share the tea w me when u get it?
; if it's even good tea, sure. But if it's that bullshit Arizona peach tea... no. It won't even be worthy of me even repeating it
; hahaha
; yup...
; so,,, how's Jess?
; she's great! We are gonna hang out this weekend and meet irl, finally.
; that's great!
; what about you and Mike?
; ok... not to sound like a soft hoe, but, omg, he is so amazing and he's so sweet and kind and loving and ugh my heart melts nfjenwkjebr
; that's so awesome
; Ik
; but there be this problem
; and that is?
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; I can't tell you. Just know that it's there.
; ??
; I just wanted to tell someone that there is a problem, I was gonna tell you what that problem was, but I guess I'm not as ready as I thought.
; ok.
; sometimes all you can say is "yikes" and then just move the fuck on with life... ya know
; lol yeah.
; gtg Richie is here
; kk bye satan
; bye you stuttering fuck.
; smh
; you started it lol
; true
; k bye
-On Instagram-
trashmouthtozier
; snow fucking sucks, avoid it at all costs!
badassbeverly; i love the snow
stan.uris; @badassbeverly fuck the snow
trashmouthtozier; @badassbeverly ew no. please leave.
trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris same
bennyboyhanscom; thats dangerous
_mikehanlon; i love youuuu
trashmouthtozier; i love you too! @_mikehanlon, but i love @kaspbrak and @stan.uris moreeee
kaspbrak; aww
denbroughbill; fuck it up richie, fuck it up :))))
trashmouthtozier; @bennyboyhanscom true, but we were careful ;)
trashmouthtozier; -3- @kaspbrak
grettaaa; did you here eddie is dating someone else??
brgrkngslut; snow is fun!
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