; you should come over tonight

; mmk... why tho?

; cause we haven't hung out, just you and me

; k.

; were having spaghetti and meatballs for dinner

; SpaGhEtitti and memeballs

; ur uninvited

Richie; hahahaha

; but seriously, we need to talk

; are you gonna confess your undying love for me?

read.

; oh come on stan, that was funny.

; i wont tell mike. It'll be out little secret

; ha ha ha fuck you

; okay, I'll be over in a few

; ok.

- Bill to Mike-

; mike mike mike mike mike

; yeah?

; guess what day it is

; *sighhh* what day is it

; HUmP dAyyyyYyy!!

; it is Wednesday my dudes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-Bill to Stan-

; did you hear what happened to Richie and Eddie?

; no.

; well it's a doozie

; well what do you know about it?

; Eddie got into a fight at his new school and now people are hitting on him

; I am going to get to the bottom of this fucking drama

; you hear me?

; I'm Sherlock fucking Holmes when it comes to gossip

; I'm going to traverse the metaphorical lasers of this hot tea

; Mmk and how exactly are you going to do that?

; I'm gonna ask Richie when he comes over in a few minutes

; ahh. Share the tea w me when u get it?

; if it's even good tea, sure. But if it's that bullshit Arizona peach tea... no. It won't even be worthy of me even repeating it

; hahaha

; yup...

; so,,, how's Jess?

; she's great! We are gonna hang out this weekend and meet irl, finally.

; that's great!

; what about you and Mike?

; ok... not to sound like a soft hoe, but, omg, he is so amazing and he's so sweet and kind and loving and ugh my heart melts nfjenwkjebr

; that's so awesome

; Ik

; but there be this problem

; and that is?

; I can't tell you. Just know that it's there.

; ??

; I just wanted to tell someone that there is a problem, I was gonna tell you what that problem was, but I guess I'm not as ready as I thought.

; ok.

; sometimes all you can say is "yikes" and then just move the fuck on with life... ya know

; lol yeah.

; gtg Richie is here

; kk bye satan

; bye you stuttering fuck.

; smh

; you started it lol

; true

; k bye

-On Instagram-

trashmouthtozier

; snow fucking sucks, avoid it at all costs!

badassbeverly; i love the snow

stan.uris; @badassbeverly fuck the snow

trashmouthtozier; @badassbeverly ew no. please leave.

trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris same

bennyboyhanscom; thats dangerous

_mikehanlon; i love youuuu

trashmouthtozier; i love you too! @_mikehanlon, but i love @kaspbrak and @stan.uris moreeee

kaspbrak; aww

denbroughbill; fuck it up richie, fuck it up :))))

trashmouthtozier; @bennyboyhanscom true, but we were careful ;)

trashmouthtozier; -3- @kaspbrak

grettaaa; did you here eddie is dating someone else??

brgrkngslut; snow is fun!