Eddie; guys we are iconic

Richie; aww eddiebear got 10 new followers

Eddie; yeah, I'm trying to make friends at my new school

Bev; as long as you don't forget us

Stan; is that what my profile looks like to other people?

Eddie; it should look exactly the same to you

Mike; were a hot gang

Ben; a swaggin' soirée

Bill; an icon crew

Bev; ben, sweetie, how are we an evening house party?

Ben; cause we're lit??

Richie; bill, the icon crew already exists. Durte Dom, Seth, some other people

Eddie; I like the swaggin soirée

Eddie; maybe bc I'm sleepy

Richie; of course you would

Ben; thanks man. That makes me feel really appreciated

Bill; mike, mike mike mike mike

Mike; what!?

Stan; bill, it's not hump day

Richie; hahahahahhahaha

Eddie; I'm tired

Bill; well shit, never mind, I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Bev; yeah no shit you're tired. It's fucking 4 am

Stan; why are we all awake?

Eddie; I have a snow day tomorrow

Richie; EDS! You know what that means!!

Eddie; no, no idea.

Bill; what does snow have to do with anything

Mike;^

Ben; good night/ morning I'm falling asleep

Bev; night baby

Richie; the snow has nothing to do with anything

Richie; but Eds and I can FaceTime all day tomorrow

Eddie; don't you think that will be a little sus

Bev; ew, Richie was right. Eddie, please don't say sus

Eddie; hoe, I will say sus if I wanna

Bev; bitch, don't call me a hoe

Richie; slut, don't call him a bitch, that's my thing

Bill; dog, don't call Bev a slut

Mike; ____ don't tell Richie what to do

Eddie; what are we doing?

Stan; idk, it's really late

Richie; or early!?

Eddie; night hoes

Ben; shhh! Gn.

Richie; night bitches

Bev; night sluts

Bill; good night whores

Stan; gn wastes of space

Mike; nigh humans I respect and care for!

A/n again, I didn't bold their names cause I'm lazy and it's currently 5:03am and i need to sleep.