; babes?

; nope.

; did you mean to text us Eddie?

; huh?

dude.

; sorry, you are all babes

; that's so sweet, but no.

; what the hell is taking rich so long?

; he's probably jacking off to the pic you gave him

; what!?

; he showed me the picture, I don't know why. But hey, you have a good body

; he wasn't supposed to show anyone! That fucker, I'm gonna kill him

; stan, I hope you don't expect a picture like that

; why would I need a picture when I have the real thing?

; grossssss

; I agree

; what did you need Eddie?

; when is prom?

; why?

; cause I wanna go. I know rich doesn't, but like I don't care, I'll go alone

; are you sure Eddie? It's like $180

; yeah, I'm sure

; I've never been to a school dance

; babe! Look what time it is!!!

; why

; cause it's 4:20

; gucci gang

; vape nation

; dab on them haters

; supreme serenaders

; wtf dude?

; you guys took mine

; anywho rich what were you doing?

; what stan said I was doing

; did you know it's really hard to cum of people are texting you non stop

; what the fuck Richie

; lmaooo

; but thanks for the picture eds, it really helped :)

; DisGusTaNG

; guys, guess what.

; you want chicken nuggets?

; yes, but that's not it

; you got laid?

; no...

; ben, bud, I was gonna say that

; just tell us

; I gots me a gf

; really?

; congrats man

; wow, now Bev won't be the only girl

; oh thank fuck

; what's her name

; is she hot

; IM RIGHT HERE ASSHOLE!!!

; I think she's hot

; ...

; fine, go ahead

; wow, big bill, how the fuck did you get a girl like that??? Show her your dick when you first met??? 😂

; wow, that's way tamer than I thought it'd be

; I've been coaching him

; hahaha

; stan the life coach

; I'd pay for a session

; not life coach, Bevvy, mannerism teacher... or something

; it's the effort that counts

; bill, you never told us her name

(Guys bare with me. I'm not gonna name lilia, lilia... cause ya know... no.)

; well, some may know her as brgrkngslut on instagram

; no way, she was hitting on me yesterday

; yeah well I dm'd her and we got to talking and I really like her and she said she really really liked me... so yeah.

; at least he's getting some

; I miss you guys

; we miss you too

; aww 💕💕💕

; dude, I know it's been like 2 days but I miss you too

; ^

; I miss your freckles, and your smile, and your laugh, and your ears, and your eyes, and your ass, and your DICK

; idk why I was expecting anything different

; ahahahaha

; dude. You never miss me like that😂😂

; haha Stan. Yes I do

; bill! WHAT IS HER NAME?

; Her name is (guys i couldn't think of anything good so her names gonna be Jess) Jess

; this is super weird

; nah, they've always been like this, ever since they were little saplings

; yeah, but now we've blossomed and look hotter, and actually know how to fuck things now.

; ... ok...

; lmaooo

; gotta zoom

; fuck off

; ??

; when stan was like 7 he asked to borrow my skateboard and when he got on he fell

; then, when he got back up he didn't want me to see him cry like a little bitch, so he ran home saying 'gotta zoom'

; cause he thought it was cool

; lol

; oh my goodness I remember that

; Hahahaha fuck you

; oh wow

; but really I have to go, my mom is taking me out for dinner

; have fun!!!!