; so eds what do you wanna do today?

; blowjobs in the locker room?

; handjobs in the bleachers?

; sex in a classroom?

; what are you talking about?

; well yesterday we got in trouble because we made out in the bathroom

; i dont want to sit through another hour and a half of detention

; but i wanna spend time with you

; i know richie.

; so how do i get to spend time with you?

; I'm almost done packing

; can i come over again???

; will you not distract me for 3 hours?

; ill try my hardest

; hahah hardest

; eds. are you assuming im gonna get hard

; im not assuming anything. i know for a fact that you are

; shit. you right

; i know

; so can i come

; i mean thats more of a personal choice if you ask me ;)

; oooo eds a i rubbing off on you?

; yeah.

; well im coming over so get ready to be fucked

; no

; aww booo you whore

; dont quote mean girls to me

; well fine

; can you bring cookies?

; im hungry

; of course i can eds

; YAY!

; ill be there in 20

; ok

-on instagram-

(cause im too lazy to do anything else rn)

_mikehanlon

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: wow look at my hot date

stan.uris; my date was hotter

bennyboyhanscom; yeah well... well... this picture was taken at school

badassbeverly; @bennyboyhanscom are you jealous??

_mikehanlon; ofc he is, just look at my manz. @badassbeverly

trashmouthtozier; i just fucked your bitch in my gucci flipflops

kaspbrak; @trashmouthtozier bitch i was ganna say that

trashmouthtozier; well you were too slow hoe

denbroughbill; wow look at this fucking friendship that we got here

_mikehanlon; ikr @denbroughbill

_mikehanlon; lolol @kaspbrak @trashmouthtozier

a/n short chapter ik, im sorry but like jahdjfabrghfeorfvibgrfhriwjep been busy :/