《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》what did i do?
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a/n those last chapters were supposed to be from over the weekend so this is on Monday... aka today. so yeah. woo! so yeah....................................
; the next time you put your hands on me im gonna fucking rip your dick off bitch!
; what did i do?
; cause you fucking look adorable and im jealous
; i know where i wanna put this dick
; wink wink wink
; Ha! Gayyy!
; you mean like you???
; mmhm
; so... eds, do you wanna go have sex?
; what? no. ew gross. and don't call me eds.
; what? come on. you're kidding me smalls!
; yeah, I am. how did ya know?
; you love me too much for me to never call you eds
; tssss i was talking about the sex part
; wait! really!?!?
; yup
; but you had your chance and you blew it
; I could blow something right now that would make you feel amazing
; beep beep, Richie
; you're so cute when you're flustered
; wtf
; if only we weren't in detention
; this is your fault by the way
; it's my fault we got caught in the bathroom making out?
; yes! if you weren't so fucking hot I'd be able to control myself around you
; I believe there was a compliment in there
; that whole fucking sentence was a compliment
; welp
; dude. hide your fucking phone. we aren't supposed to be on them
; well at least i don't look like I'm tickling my dick like you
; HEY!
; just hide your phone under a book like me
; you should really stop texting me rn
; mr. Fontaine is looking sus
; ew never type like a douche again Eddie, please
; I'm trying to stay hip with the lingo tho
; eds, you're cute and all but just please stop
; why am i making you hard again?
; i never knew you had so many turn-ons
; no.
; it was just hella cringy
; hella?
; woah butch hop off my man
; i never hopped on your man
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; new years 2017 you were all over me babes
; i was drunk and you got a haircut. i didnt know who you were
; hmm sounds sus to me
; i just came
; no need to tell us big guy
; to tell you that richie is right
; dont say sus. it doesnt sound good when i imagine it in your voice
; wow.
; rude
; ahahahhahahah
; there is honestly no point in me being here
; im moving. so what the fuck am i here
; to spend more time with me
; but i can do that when im gone
; not as frequently
; richie, i miss you already
; ew barf
; gross ew
; gag im leaving
; stan is just jealous bc we are in a hot relationship and him and mike barely comunicate
; we communicate* all the time
; he is getting ready to call me once he gets home
; but like me and rich are looking deep into each other's eyes
; than how did you type that?
; he typed it with his dick
; i saw him
; ew no. no!
; i just know where all the letters are
; than how are you reading these texts
; ok fine.
; stan you made him flustered
; you love him flustered
; i know
; ooohhhh
; yeah 'ooohhhh'
; what?
; you being flustered makes him hard
; where have you been?
; lost in his eyes
; ew gag gross I am actually leaving this time
; bye
; ok but when do u get out of detention?
; in like 25 minutes
; my moms gonna be pissed
; she'll be proud her son is getting some action
; im not so sure about that richie
; your mom loves me
; she calls me everynight
; beep beep
; what!? why? we only talk about you and how adorable you are
; rich.
; fine fine
read 3.47
; dude seriously you have a boner right now?
; what!? i told you that you are cute.
; i cant help it!
; why are you looking?
read 3.52
a/n bom thats all for today folks
hope you enjoyed one of the three updates today
and have a nice monday
boo pa da boo boo dooooo
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