; Eddie, hey. it's me Sam. from the party on Friday. I just wanted to say that I had a really great time...you know making out with you and shit

uh well that's great... I guess

; would you maybe wanna go on a date with me sometime?

well, the thing is, I'm sorta in an 'its complicated' relationship right now

; I know, you told me.

when did I tell you?

; at the party, you said you got dumped by your boyfriend and that you wanted to make him jealous.

I told you all of that?

; yeah, right before you made out with me

; which I gotta say was fucking amazing. whoever you're complicated with is a really lucky guy

really? you really think I'm good at kissing?

; yeah. the fucking best

thanks, I've never been told that before

and I am sorry I dragged you into my whole mess

; you can drag me anywhere Eddie

oh hahaha

; listen, Eddie, i know this is really weird because we barely know each other, but i can't stop thinking about that kiss.

oh.

; just know, if the whole thing with that other guy doesn't work out, I'm here.

ok... thanks, I guess

-Eddie to Richie-

; Richie, i am sorry

; seriously this time. i don't know what i was thinking

; i wasn't really thinking. i was drunk and upset and i wanted you jealous and I'm so so so so so sorry Richie.

; i never wanna hurt you ever.

; and I'm sorry for being so controlling

; im sorry too

; for... you know... overreacting and breaking up with you for just trying to help me

; im sorry about your dad too. thats awful and you shouldnt have to go through that

; ill be fine eds.

; i'll miss you though

; what do you mean you'll miss me?

; my mom got the job. and she wants me to go with her

; but what about school? and your friends and- and..?

; and you?

; yeah.

; i dont know rich

; when do you leave?

; march 9th

; i dont want you to go eds

; i dont wanna leave either. but my mom, she made up her mind.

; and ill come and visit as much as i can

; how far away are you gonna be?

; a few hours

; no. this cant happen.

; we are finally okay again

; we still have a few days

; that's not enough time

; well are you free tonight?

; for you, yes.

; yay!

; just one thing

; yeah?

; can you never make out with anyone like that again.

; unless its me. that was some hot guy on guy action, but it wasnt with me

; that guy said i was an amazing kisser

; i dont doubt it

; i dont believe him tho

; why not?

; cause i think he was just trying to get me to go on a date with him

; but youre an amazing kisser

; your kisses appear in my wet dreams

; gross richie!

; what can i say? this dick only gets hard for you.

; and stan?

; well of course. thats a given

; ewww

; hey, you have that sam guy and i have stan

; but i dont want the sam guy

; well you also have stan

; he was high when he hit on me

; i dont care eddie bear. im watching him.

; if he makes a move, ill let you know. so you can have him first

; my little eds is so considerate

; anything for you babe

; omg im so in love. he just called me babe! bev can you believe this!?!?

; what?

Richie; shit.

; are you talking to bev about me?

; no.........

; you are!

; i cant help it! i want everyone to know how much i love you

; especially that sam guy

; i can tell him if you want

; id rather you not talk to him

; ok. ill try

; but he is really cute

; eddie.

; not as cute as you tho

; well i would hope not.

; i have to go richie

; bye bye baby

; ew. cringe

; do you prefer spaghetti head?

; yeah.

; fine

; spaghetti head it is then.

a/n this chapter was just a willy-nilly chilly billy spur of the moment type situation

ya know?