i need help

; guys i need help

; please respond asap

; whats wrong

; i thought this was only for emergencies

; this is an emergency

; what happened???

; richie just broke up with me

; wtf why?

; im gonna beat his ass

; how the fu-

; hes such a fucking asshole

; i go to his house with stan to see if he's ok and he fucking breaks up with me

; what happened at his house

; nothing even bad!

; i told him to stop drinking and smoking bc its bad for him and he yells at me to leave. like wft is wrong with you

; well both of his parents are crazy, his dad not so much but his moms a nightmare

; if he broke up with eddie then fuck him!

; dude take a pic with a really hot guy and make him jealous

; but i cant

; and why the hell not?

; bc he is too perfect to make sad

; no do it

; be the first one to do it

; yeah hes probably talking to stan and bill rn figuring out a way to make you jealous

; well where am i gonna find a guy

; there is a party over at Vic Criss' house tonight

; really?

; yeah, its the first friday of the month

; he always throws parts on the first friday of every month

; do you think there will be a cute guy there?

; yeah, totally

; and if you dont find one, you can make out with me and bev or ben can take the pic and you can put it on Insta

; what about stan?

; shit your right

; tell stan, if it comes down to that

; yeah; just make sure that he doesnt tell richie

; this is all too much

; i dont want richie to hurt more than he already does

; then kiss a girl

; bur eddie is 100% gay

; is anyone really 100% of anything

; its more like 90% gay 10% ew gtfo

; fine just find a guy and kiss them and leave

; yeah

; fine but someone has to take me and bring me back

; cause i have to get drunk to do this

; i can take you but idk where it is

; ill come

; i know where it is

; im coming too

; but just to make eddie go through with it

; when does it start

; it started an hour ago

; well then come pick me up

; ok, be there in like 10 minutes

; i can just meat you guys there

; ok

; yay!!

- -

"Uh, guys where are the drinks?" Eddie asked loudly, shouting above the loud music. "And who am I supposed to kiss?"

"OOO, that guy right there. He's said he is bi multiple times to me." Bev yelled back pointing to a random guy

Ben came up to Eddie with three drinks, two of which were for Eddie and one was for Bev.

"What, no drinks for you Benny?" Bev yelled

"No, I have to drive home, remember?"

"Yeah, yeah." Bev laughed. "Hey, where did Eddie go?"

"He was just right there next to you."

"I'm right here. don't worry, I just went to get another drink." Eddie said to Ben as he walked up to his two friends from behind.

As that was happening Mike came in the front door with Stan, they both looked very happy to be next to each other.

"Mike! what the hell!" Eddie practically screamed at the top of his lungs

"What?" Mike asked looking confused

"Stan! he wasn't supposed to be here! he could tell Richie!"

"Don't worry, stan said Richie deserves it"

"really?" Bev said looking at stan

"yeah he told me to get the fuck out of his life"

a half hour after they all had gotten to the party Eddie was on his 6th drink and need to use the restroom desperately.

he had removed himself politely from the conversation he was having with ben and mike to find a restroom.

Eddie was drunk, obviously. but not so drunk as to not know where he was or what he was doing or who he was talking to, but somehow he found himself talking to the random guy bev pointed out earlier that evening.

" so do you wanna kiss me?" Eddie asked out of the blue.

"uh... sure I guess."

"I hope this isn't too weird, but can I record this?" Eddie asked again

"sure, why the hell not" the other boy responded

eddie took out his phone and handed it to someone and asked them to record this moment for him.

after that had happened, Eddie felt weird, a tingling sensation in his stomach.

"uh, that was..." Eddie began

"wow." the boy who was nameless responded.

and after a long long long uncomfortable stare type thing, eddie excused himself to the restroom because he still hadn't released himself.

--

"do you really think i should post this?" eddie asked, when they returned to Bens house, still drunk and sad

"yes." stan said all too fast

"do it" Mike said laughing

"ok, do i tag him?" Eddie asked bev

"yeah. tag him!" Bev said jumping up and down

"whats his name?" eddie asked

"Samual Lee" Bev said grabbing the phone away from eddie and tagging him herself. "there. you. go." she said as she hit post

kaspbrak

: had a great time at this party, with @samuallee

(a/n "eddie" is on the left... just fyi)

_mikehanlon; yes yes yes get that

stan.uris; thats some hot action, u should have invited me to join

bennyboyhanscom; that party was magical

badassbeverly; *swoon* eddie youre so fucking hot

samuallee; @badassbeverly i agree

kaspbrak; omfg hahaha @samuallee @badassbeverly

trashmouthtozier; what the fuck