; eddie

; richie

; richie

; stan

; mike

; stan

; BEV!

; no, no. we were getting there

; what do u want Richie

; all your lovin

; and stan's happiness

; ha ha ha

; no.

; wait richie

; yes handsome

; stop

; you know who everyone likes right

; cause u said u asked everyone

; u didnt ask me asshole

; yeah well i didnt wanna know who u were sleepin on the side with

; u, dumbass

; we haven't slept together

; yet.

; ok... but like who does everyone like

; you know, this person, that person, every person

; you didnt ask me

; bc i didnt wanna get jealous

; wow

; i wouldnt if i were u stan

; fuck. sorry.

; ok. i feel left out. he didnt ask me

; casue i didnt really care

; or me

; guys stop!

; so u only asked mike

; yeah

; why

; cause i was asked to

; who asked you to ask me

; sorry, no can do. thats against my contract

; but hey, whats your sexuality?

; wth so someone likes me

; ooo Mike get that ass yessss!

; find me someone Richie

; ok, bev, meet ben.

; boom fixed your future

; hahaha

; richie you shouldnt pry into peoples lives like that

; nah man, its chill

; idk bi... maybe

; ayyyy me too

; actually richie, ur hella straight, except when it comes to eddie

; not just eddie, u too.

; wait richie did u just try and fix me up with ben?

; im cool with it

; u here that. a beautiful relationship is already blooming

; this is so weird

; now, everyone who is paired up may leave

; but-

; no no.

; leave.

; huh?

; omg do i need to spell it out?

; eds, since ur with me, bye babe ttyl

; fine rich, but this is only gonna hurt you

Bev left the chat

Ben left the chat

Eddie left the chat

; alrighty now here we have stan the man, my second true love

; billiam, that kid who likes to watch hentai

; and mike, the hot guy from the other side of town

; you guys would make one hell of a threesome

; im straight

; they what the hell are you doing here, there are no girls

; wtf

; RICHIE!

; yes?

; stop

; this is so funny

; im leaving.

; rich, never help me find love again

; ok... fine, whatever

Bill left the chat

; now its the hottest guys in all the land

; but i thought this was only for single fellows

; Richie if u leave ill punch you in the dick

; im sorry my love, mike is right.

; i am taken, that little spaghetti has me wrapped around his pinkie

; really? then tell him what happened last week

; what happened last week

; Stan! what the hell!

; im sorry i forgot he was here

; ugh

Richie left the chat

(a/n so like im moving it to mikes pov)

; fuck

; what happened last week?

; did richie cheat on eddie?

; no, no. nothing like that

; its just family stuff that he is keeping from eddie

; ok. now on to the next subject

; which is?

; do u hate me or something?

; no

; then why did u not want Richie to leave

; for a reason

; huh

; just

; i dont hate you, i promise

; oo ok, since ur like best friends with richie, who likes me?

; im not telling you that either

; oh, so u know?

; yeah i know

; is it bev?

; cause like, she's cool and all but not my type

; no, its not Bev

; that i know of

; Bill?

; no, bill likes girls

; BEN?

; unh-uh

; i know its not Eddie

; u r correct to assume he doesnt like u that way

; Richie?

; fuck no

; like he thinks ur hot and all, but like he's loyal to eddie

; is it someone not in the friend group thing we've built?

; no

; well who else is there?

; idk man, idk

; im just playing Stan

; huh?

; i know

; know what?

; ur in the group too

; uh huh

; so obviously its you

; wha-ha-hat

; its ok man

; omg

; i like you too

; wait really?

; yeah man. ur neat

; but like do u like me as like a friend or

; idk yet

; get back to me tmmr

; yeah, ok

; dude, im kidding again

; ...

; yeah i like you, as more than a friend

; oh, cool

; yup

; im legit freaking ouy right now

; lololol

; gah! i have to go tell Richie!!!!

; ahahaha

; BYE

; THANKS

: ALFNOUEHOFJANBRGHFEOIJPWOKMNLEGHI

; yeah, no problem...

a/n this is like one of the longest chapters ive written for this book

i hope ya like it

:)