here's some stozier bromance for all of who, even though none of u hoes have been asking for it

; richieee!

; i need helppp

; what is it my favorite human in the entire world?

; i am very cute and very alone

; like wtf help.

; well is there a certain someone u have ur eye on?

; yes.

; are they single

; i dont know

; well what's their name?

; his name is richie. he's very cute, and like i think he's dating this guy but im not really sure

; are u serious stan?

; of course not

; eddie and i are DATING

; i dont wanna tell u

; u'll make fun of me

; is it bill?

; no.

; Bev?

; wtf no

; Eddie?

; omg no. ur in love with him

; good, i was afraid i was gonna have to fight

; yeah, he's not my type

; well, whats ur type

; beautiful

; well wft all the people i mentioned so far are beautiful

; eh

; hey, fuck u. thats my bf, my gf, and my cf ur talking about

; cf?

; childhood friend

; ahhaha

; i know u like MIKE

; ...

; ooo u do!

; ...

; YAYAYAYAYAYAY

; dont fucking tell anyone

; im gonna cry this is so cute i ship it already

; want me to ask if he is dating anyone

; doesnt he like bev tho

; ill ask him

; if u fucking ask him im not gonna talk to you

; but content

; what are u gonna upload our conversation to tumblr

; like this is a private conversation

; i know but i still ship it

; what if i just ask him if he likes bev

; dont mention me

; like at all

; i swear i wont

; u better screen record the conversation cause u could delete something and then take a screenshot

; fine ill screen record just for u baby

; ew stop

; brb staniel

-Richie to Mike-

; mike mike mike

; yes richie?

; i have a very important question for u

; really?

; yeah and this time it doesnt have to do with my honey bunch eddie

; ok, lay it on me

; do u like bev?

; uh... why?

; does she like me

; idk, i just wanna know

; im asking everyone who they like, except my little eddie bear, cause i dont wanna know who he is secretly dating

; he isnt dating anyone but u

; i know mikey, it was sarcasm. ur gonna need to get used to that

; uh... ok?

; so do u like anyone

; well i dont like bev

; im not sure i like anyone atm

; great! thanks mike

; ttyl bb

; ok...

-Richie to Stan-

; *video attached*

; so he doesnt like bev

; cool

; cool?

; yeah. now i wont have to feel bad everytime mike and bev and i hang out

; great.

; yeah. but please just dont tell him, okay

; anything for you my love

; richie.

; yes my love?

; stop.

; i cant. i need to express my deep feelings for you. i cant keep them in anymore

; Stan, I LOVE YOU 😂

; ahahah

a/n so mike and stan... u guys chill with that?

well u better be