《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》go on a date with me
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; so eds how's ur day going?
; its going fine rich, but it would be going better if u stopped calling me eds
; i know you hate me calling you eds, but i love it so much
; i know you do richie, but i dont like it.
; why dont you like it?
; cause my dad, he use to call me that, before he died
; im sorry eddie
; its ok rich
; well i was gonna ask u something
; what were you gonna ask
; i was gonna ask u to go on a date with me
; when?
; anytime. u pick. i just wanna spend more time with you
; awwwww
; can we go bowling tho. i love bowling
; sure.
; YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAY!
; okay
; i love you eddie spaghetti
; love you too trashmouth
; i wanna kiss you, but like ur so far away
; i can come over to your place
; my mom is in a bad mood and i dont think it would be a good idea.
; i dont want you to get hurt
; wait why would i get hurt
; well sometimes my parents yell and throw stuff and hit each other..
; do they hit you
; im fine.
; did they hit you today?
; eddie, seriously, im fine.
; no, no. come to my house
; i cant.
; why not?
; they told me to stay in my room, so i have to stay in my room.
; eddie, i'll be fine. lets just talk about something else
; mmk
; so spaghetti do u like ice cream?
; yeah.
; whats ur favorite flavor
; i like strawberry
; mine is spaghetti
; ha ha rich.
; ok, mine is birthday cake
; really?
; yup. or chocolate
; cool
; well i hate to leave it here hon but i have to go
; why?
; dont worry, i'll be fine. its ok.
; RICH!
a/n sorry this took so long my mom asked me to go to the store with her
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