Hoes its millie's birthday today... but it's also david mazouz's birthday today, and its batmans birthday, and its my sisters birthday. woo february 19th is filled with birthdays.

; guys guys guys

; yes yes yes?

; what now

; i look really cute today

; well i look fucking gorgeous bev so ha!

; anyway i was playing Minecraft

; omg. stop ur 17 please please stop

; hahahahahahahha

; dude really

; yeah, i was, anyway so i was killing a pig and then someone attacks me with a sword

; and they kept killing me and i got so mad i threw the controller at my tv and now its broken

; why am i friends with you

; ew wtf im dating a guy who likes minecraft

; yeah

; that was interesting and all but like we dont care

; ok so i know this is random but im giving u all code names

; why

; bc we are the 'littest' squad in derry maine

; gross

; im sorry, ben but no, we arent gross

; i wanna hear the code names

; i am eagle one

; Bev, codename: been there done that

; what!?

; Eddie is: currently doing that.

; i mean not yet, but ok

; mike is: it happened once in a dream

; aww dude, im honored

; Stan, codename: if i had to pick a dude

; ur already dating a dude

; Ben is: eagle two

; ah thank god

; and Bill: eagle three

; i feel left out

; Ok, Stan, i know im already dating a dude, but if i had to pick a different dude

; well then thanks?

; lol

; welp this was an interesting conversation

; yeah. it was definitely something

; im still flattered

; lol

; hey, what can i say. Mike's a hot man

; im literally right here

; yeah.

; fight fight fight fight

; why would we fight?

; cause u called mike hot and now he's jealous

; why would he be jealous?

; idk, i just am ok.

; oh, i thought u were talking about my little spaghetti head

; iam talking about eddie.

; but like, im not jealous

; aww, eds, dont be jealous, u know this dick belongs to you

; i feel uncomfortable now

; me too

; this is hot

; really bev... now im uncomfortable

; hahahahaha

; ok bye. im gonna go beat my meat

; really. rich, seriously ur so gross

; wow im leaving

; same

; ditto

; me too

; relates

; bye sluts

; im gone too

; aww but i wanna talk to you

; well text me separately then

a/n there is an owl outside my house and it keeps on hooting and i wanna go punch it in the face bc im trying to focus

qotd; when is ur b day

aotd; march 2nd

also im gonna update more than just once today, so keep an eye out