hoes, r u reddie^

; rich, i need to tell you something

; is it a bad something?

; i dont know, it could be

; well then i dont wanna know

; but i need to tell you, its killing me

; no! i wont listen

; please richie!

; no, please dont beg, it makes me hard, you know that

; actually i didnt

; oh yeah

; but can i please tell you

; NO. i dont wanna break up with you, what did i do

; no, im not breaking up with you

; well then what do u wanna tell me, eds?

; never call me eds again or i'll rip your dick off

; thats what u wanted to tell me?

; no

; *deep breath* ok, lay it on me

; uoy evol i kniht i

; i dont speak whatever that is

; i guess u'll never know then

; cause i cant just come right out and say it

; i bet i could make u come

; ew

; babe.

; babe, babe, babe, babe

; baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbe

; WHAAT

; can i phone a friend to help me decode the message?

; sure

; ok, i call upon STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE

; ^thats his contact name

; whats mine?

; i dont wanna say

; ew, is it eds?

; no

; is it just 'eddie'

; no no no

; what is it then?

; not saying

; and why the hell not

; bc u wont help decipher the code

; oh well

; yeah, basically

-Richie to STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE-

; stan, buddy, pal, i need ur help

; please dont tell me u got ur dick stuck in a Pringles can again

; ok, that was one time, and i just wanted to know if it was possible

; then what is it?

; eddie sent me a message and i cant read it

; what did it say?

; uoy evol i kniht i

; dude, are u dense?

; u can read that?

; it says i think i love you backward

; he loves me?

; according to the sacred texts, yes.

; this isnt a star wars movie stan

; but thanks for being smart

; love u

; yeah yeas

-Richie to Eddie-

; i love you too spaghetti head

; huh?

; stan is really smart ya know

; well since u know my secret now, whats my name

; my love

; really?

; yeah

; scouts honor

; well then, im gonna go scream into my pillow now.

; u do that sweety

a/n ha u were fooled by the title

qotd; whats ur favorite fruit?

aotd; orange