《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》wanna break up
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hoes, r u reddie^
; rich, i need to tell you something
; is it a bad something?
; i dont know, it could be
; well then i dont wanna know
; but i need to tell you, its killing me
; no! i wont listen
; please richie!
; no, please dont beg, it makes me hard, you know that
; actually i didnt
; oh yeah
; but can i please tell you
; NO. i dont wanna break up with you, what did i do
; no, im not breaking up with you
; well then what do u wanna tell me, eds?
; never call me eds again or i'll rip your dick off
; thats what u wanted to tell me?
; no
; *deep breath* ok, lay it on me
; uoy evol i kniht i
; i dont speak whatever that is
; i guess u'll never know then
; cause i cant just come right out and say it
; i bet i could make u come
; ew
; babe.
; babe, babe, babe, babe
; baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbe
; WHAAT
; can i phone a friend to help me decode the message?
; sure
; ok, i call upon STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE
; ^thats his contact name
; whats mine?
; i dont wanna say
; ew, is it eds?
; no
; is it just 'eddie'
; no no no
; what is it then?
; not saying
; and why the hell not
; bc u wont help decipher the code
; oh well
; yeah, basically
-Richie to STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE-
; stan, buddy, pal, i need ur help
; please dont tell me u got ur dick stuck in a Pringles can again
; ok, that was one time, and i just wanted to know if it was possible
; then what is it?
; eddie sent me a message and i cant read it
; what did it say?
; uoy evol i kniht i
; dude, are u dense?
; u can read that?
; it says i think i love you backward
; he loves me?
; according to the sacred texts, yes.
; this isnt a star wars movie stan
; but thanks for being smart
; love u
; yeah yeas
-Richie to Eddie-
; i love you too spaghetti head
; huh?
; stan is really smart ya know
; well since u know my secret now, whats my name
; my love
; really?
; yeah
; scouts honor
; well then, im gonna go scream into my pillow now.
; u do that sweety
a/n ha u were fooled by the title
qotd; whats ur favorite fruit?
aotd; orange
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