HAPPY SINGLES DAY HOES

; dude, omg. there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your seat yesterday

; that was me with my glasses on

; lolol ik u looked hot

; but happy v day bitch

; did u like the flowers in ur locker?

; yes i did

; and the chocolate?

; was v good

; gr8

; so...

; yes

; idk

; o...k...

; brb

; ok hon

--

; happy v day u lonely fucks

; thats a good name for a band

; no it isnt

; hey who said i was alone?

; u

; me

; what

; idk, i said ur alone, so i guess u are

; but mike is sitting right next to me

; but like emotionally ur alone

; arent we all a little alone

; no, u have eddie

; yeah, he a hottie

; ship ship ship

; reddie or eichie

; ew

; what

; reddie 4 sure

; true

; true

; so how's ur day going

; so how's ur day going?

; good?

; stop copying me

; stop copying me

; im gay

; u are?

; i've been waiting so long to tell you

; it's ok, man

; wait are u really

; sick vine reference

; what vine reference?

; are u really gay tho?

; i think

; thats cool man

; guys i think im in love

; with eddie?

; no, with stan. he's just so precious

;

; lololol

; well go check my ig cause there is a hottie on there

-On Instagram-

trashmouthtozier

; i went on a date with stan and bevvy... sorry eds

stan.uris; dude, it wasnt a date

badassbeverly; s/o to my cousin who comforted me so i wasnt a third wheel

kaspbrak; when did this happen?

grettaaa; so ur actually dating a guy?

trashmouthtozier; hey @grettaaa u can fuck off, im allowed to fuck whoever the hell i wanna fuck.

_mikehanlon; @badassbeverly you should have invited me

trashmouthtozier; yesterday, why? you jealous? @kaspbrak

denbroughbill; this is cute... why wasnt i there

bennyboyhanscom; dont take it too personally, i wasnt there either @denbroughbill

badassbeverly; @_mikehanlon im sorry bb

kaspbrak; no. rich, im not jealous

georgiesboat; hahahaha @denbroughbill reKt

trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris what! it wasnt a date!?

_mikehanlon

; to all my very best friends, i hope u have a very magical valentines day

bennyboyhanscom; i love you buddy

badassbeverly; i love u

trashmouthtozier; that is literally the most perfect hand heart ever

stan.uris; show me what those hands do ;)

stan.uris; omg that was richie, i swear!

_mikehanlon; ilyt

_mikehanlon; Lmaoooo @trashmouthtozier @stan.uris its chill man

denbroughbill; wow. im a lonely fuck. @trashmouthtozier, u were right

kaspbrak; hey, my friend thinks your hot

_mikehanlon; ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @kaspbrak

stan.uris

; valentines day sucks.

grettaaa; wow, ur cute in this

_mikehanlon; big fucking mood bro

bennyboyhanscom; never related more to any sentence than right now

denbroughbill; buddy ily

georgiesboat; lmao yall are lonely asf hahahaha

stan.uris; @georgiesboat didnt u use to be nice?

stan.uris; @_mikehanlon @bennyboyhanscom glad :)

trashmouthtozier; will u be my valentine honey??

stan.uris; thanks? @grettaaa

kaspbrak; NO! @trashmouthtozier ur mine

stan.uris @kaspbrak dont worry, he's to vulger and taken for my taste

trashmouth; so thats a maybe??? @stan.uris

stan.uris; no @trashmouthtozier

bennyboyhanscom

; v day just reminds you that you're single smh

badassbeverly; why are all my friends so fucking hot?

kaspbrak; when im actually not single this year, praise the lord

_mikehanlon; boyyyyyys nightttttt

denbroughbill; we all looked snazzy that day

stan.uris; # singlesquad

stan.uris; # not supposed to be ironic # i actually mean it ^

bennyboyhanscom; lmaoooo @stan.uris

bennyboyhanscom; true true @denbroughbill