《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》wanna hear a secret
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; ok so im gonna tell u
; tell me about what?
; the pills i snatched away from u
; oh.
; u dont have to tell me if u dont want to
; no, its ok. stan encouraged me
; aw how sweet
; so uh... i have bipolar disorder
; really?
; yeah, why would i lie about that?
; no, no. its just i thought it was cancer or something
; oh, well no. sorry to disappoint
; is that all u wanna tell me?
; thats all i have to tell
; ok then :) im glad u told me
; im not crazy or insane or anything, but sometimes i feel that way
; well rich, im glad u felt safe enough to tell me
; so how was school today?
; it was weird
; why?
; cause ben told me a thing and it made me feel weird
; what did he say
; well, its just, i know he's not homophobic like at all
; like he loves me and all but he makes homophobic jokes all the time and it makes me feel bad about being me
; well tell him to stop
; but they are just jokes, and i know they are just jokes
; then make henry beat him up
; NO!
; well sorry it was just a suggestion
; it was a terrible suggestion
; baby im sorry
; hahahaha
; that was gay
; fuck u
; yes, please
; 😱 really?
; no
; boo u whore
; i cant believe u've done this
; u wanna hear a secret
; what
; i think...
; u do?!
; hahaha fuck u
; really though whats the secret?
; i think ur cute as hell
; dont tell anyone tho ;)
; omg ur so weird
; ik.
; a good weird
; like a weird that anyone would fall in love with
; now ur lying
; but im not
; really?
; yeah. and btw u looked really cute today
; did i now?
; uh, yeah.
; well u looked absolutely adorable
; ur making me blush
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; well same here babes
;
; aw ur fucking adorable eds
; mike invited me to this thing tomorrow... do u wanna come?
; hell fucking yeahhhhh!
; oh and tmmr, i just want to let u know, its sorta like a valentines day thing
; eds, are u asking me to be ur valentine?
; well, no. but now yeah.
; so casual, yet so bold.
; yes, ill be your valentine
; cool
; tmmr im gonna love on u like no one else has ever loved on u
; no one has really loved on me so that'll be easy for you
; im gonna get u flowers, and chocolate
; and when u see this dick u'll cum on the spot
; omg richie, dont be so gross
; ur just sad that u've not yet seen this dick
; ITs TimE tO sToP!
; sigh... i guess u'll have to wait then.
; wait for what?
; this dick
; u had ur chance, and u blew it;)
; wha-
; and to think i was gonna break my 'dont sleep with people who are failing' rule
; shame on me
; bahahahaha
; bye rich
; what! NOOO
; im tired. and ill see u tomorrow
; wanna ditch school tmmr
; not really
; hmm so thats a maybe
; no
; so its a yes?
; no
; ur so confusing eds lol
; good night richie (;
; omg im hard from that winky face
; literally calm urself
; fineeee
a/n guess who is gonna b single this v day. yup thats me
qotd; whats ur favorite day of the week?
aotd; wednesday, cause i get to see my friends
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