yo pm me if u wanna follow me on Instagram bc I want follows and need friends.

also, im sorry for all the short chapters with no meaning, but im just trying to come up with a good plot line now that eddie and richie are dating.

; bev, ask eddie why he ignored me all day

; wtf ask him urself

; bill?

; u should really ask urself

; Stan???

; omg im sitting right next to u

; we r at the mf-in library respect the silence

; omg ur extra af

; can i use ur phone then

; omgggg fine

; this is y i love u stanley

-"Stan" to Eddie-

; hey eddie, its stan, uh richie wants to know why ur hoe ass has been ignoring him

; i havent been ignoring him

; he said that u were

; how

; u didnt say hi to him

; well tell him i said hi

; he said not until u tell him y ur ignoring him

Eddie; bc he was acting weird the other day

; what other day?

' when i went to his house

; what did he do?

; he didnt "do" anything

; is it about the pills?

; u know about those?

; yeah... why wouldnt i

; well he hid them from me

; maybe he had a reason

; but he doesnt.

; i like him no matter what, like thats not gonna change

; i like u too eds

; uh... u know im dating richie right?

; uh yeah. richie typed that

; has he been reading this whole conversation?

; ive been having this whole convo w u

; huh?

; ik u have, but has richie been reading it

; omg its richie not stan

; then y does it say im talking to stan and why have "you" been referring to richie like he isnt u

; cause i took his phone

; why did u do that?

; bc i didnt like u'd answer me

; omg ur extra asf

; yeah he is

; wait- what?

; this is stan now, i told him to get the fuck off of my phone

; oh, lololol

a/n hoes if u dont follow josh ovalle on insatgram ur life must be very sad, and im sorry u have been deprived of pure comedy gold this long

qotd: whats ur fav show?