hoes, i dont like jack. i actually never have, eddie tho, he's chill. i like eddie, i dont like jack tho. just fyi. if u hate me im sorry, but like idc. Eddie isnt jack, jack isnt eddie, do u understand? -bethany

; ben!

; mike!

; yes?

; richie takes pills

; idk what theyre for tho

; did he tell u

; dude, did u snoop through his things?

; what? NO! he left them out next to sam

; who's sam?

; pussy, his hamster.

; ahhh

; i didnt read the label fast enough

; what if he is crazy

; he's not

; well how do u know mike?

; cause stan told me... i think by accident, but i am not gonna tell u bc he said not to tell anyone

; but its best friend law to tell me

; no, its not

; well it should be

; sorry, but thats not my information to give out hon.

-Richie to Stan-

; ah god, he knows

; who and what?

; eddie knows. he saw my pills

; so

; now he knows im insane

; rich, ur not insane.

; sometimes i feel like i am

; well,, just tell him. he likes u alot and u being bipolar isnt gonna change that

; but what if he does?

; easy, i'll kill him

; u really think bev would let you?

; fuck no, thats why id take him to mexico, as a sort of "guys trip"

; and no one would ever find the body or know

; what about when people ask where he is

; easy, he ran away because he couldnt stand his overbearing mother or the thought of u with someone else

; i would move on that quickly?

; with me being ur wingman, u'd move on in a day

; this is why ur my best friend

; and then we could take over the world with our pets, pussy tozier and tobe namedlater uris, together.

; muwahahaha

; oh... ok.

; love u sm, but i gotta run, my dad is making me go to temple w him ugh

; bye stan thanks a bunchhh

a/n if u hoes are still reading this ur the real mvp

should i start a qotd?

well, here it is anyway

whats ur favorite vine?