《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》p*rn hub
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; my phone must be broken bc the texts i sent u earlier were funny af and none of u laughed lol
; oh?
; yeah, its okay lol
; so what are you doing
; im eating goldfish
; the snack that smiles back.... as he watches you eat his friends and family alive, unable to scream. He can only smile as half of his body is crushed beneath your teeth. its the only thing left he can fight back with. you crushed his body, but his smile ensures that you cannot crush his spirit
; wait what
; u heard me, eds
; ur- ur- ur a fucking idiot
; or am i an evil genius
; no
; how was the calc test?
; shitty
; i told you to pay attention
; but youre so distracting
; i can tutor you
; i dont need a tutor
; your grade says otherwise
; ok, fine. tutor me
; YYYYYAY!
; when?
; tmmr, after school, at my house
; well i have to ask my mom
; then u should do that
; she said fine, but only for an hour
; great! i cant wait for you to cum in my house again, babe
; ew stop stop stop
; what?
; stop making everything sexual
; but it makes me feel better
; roses are red
; violets are blue
; aww my lil eds is writing me a poem
; someone died while i was writing this poem :)
; roses are red, violets are blue. im as wet as the weather just thinkin of you ;)
; i walked into that
; im afraid u did hon.
; wait...
; shit, nevermind, i thought it stopped raining
; roses are red, violets are blue.
; i thought i was ugly, until i met you.
; really? thats how u wanna play this?
; sure
; roses are red, violets are blue. porn hub is down, your moms facebook will do
; gasppppppppp
; roses are red, roses are white, roses are yellow, stop with the fucking stereotypes
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; roses are red, violets are blue. hey stan, wanna fuck?
; no
; v confused but ill roll with it
; roses are red, violets are blue. i have depression, how about you
; roses are red, violets are blue. you know what else is red?
; the fire nation, when they attacked
; thats deep stan
; long ago the four nations lived together in harmony
; then everything changed when the fire nations attacked
; only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop him...
; but when the world needed him most, he vanished
; wow
; i applaud you richie
Richie; thanks :)
A/N i cried today when i say this beautiful picture:
if u dont know who that is... fuck you.
its rowan blanchard. i love her. tbh she is the only person id b gay for. but like who wouldnt?
anyway thanks for reading n shiz:)))))
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