《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》fanny pack
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; how are you guys on this fine tuesday evening?
; im chill but like at the same time help me god, you know
; im a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet
; wow. ok. uh. shit idk what to say
; yeah. its fine tho lol
; but its chill the girl i like she is talking to me now...
; really? what did she say?
; mark, get the fuck out of my way.
; uh.. mike. u sure she was talking to you?
; yeah, she shoved me int a locker and then walked away
; it doesnt sound like you should like her
; ^
; but she is really pretty
; but is the inside as pretty as the outside
; the answer is no
; she is. just not when anyone is around
; and how do you know?
; i swear i dont stalk her
; ok, so you stalk her. but thats fine
; thats creepy as hell
; really ben
; what
; i dont stalk i follow closely
; ok who do u like ben?
; BEv
; hahaha
; yo really?
; idk bro maybe
; hmm cool
; eddie guess what
; yes?
; richie just posted on his instagrammmmm
; what the fuck is it now
; just go check itout
; djfnaor fine
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trashmouthtozier
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: I know I swore not to post this, but look how cute my spaghetti is in this Winnie the Phoo onsie. @ kaspbrak
badassbeverly; omg hes so soft
stan.uris; he lookos different without that fanny pack around him
_mikehanlon; he's gonna be mad
trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris ur telling me
trashmouthtozier; @_mikehanlon i know but he loves me so oh well
kaspbrak; ok no. get this off
bennyboyhanscom; so @kaspbrak, you could have cosplayed with me
trashmouthtozier; i know! he is so cute -3- @badassbeverly
denbroughbill; im a proud best friend
trashmouthtozier; lmaooooo @bennyboyhanscom and absolutely not hon @kaspbrak
grettaaa; ew wtf ur gay?
trashmouthtozier; @grettaaa no, im not, but thanks for ur opinion, its going in the trash with the rest of ur opinions
a/n currently in bed eating strawberry ice cream and watching youtube... thanks for asking.
guys ask me questions
about me
or the characters in the book
or just anything in general
please, im bored and i love u all
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