《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》weed
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here's another small update bc i feel like i wasted ur time on the other chapter.
; Dude
; i don't know if this is the right time to say this..
; but I love you man
; Dude.
; don't even man
; I'm the one that loves you
; Dude!
; Dude!
; this is bro love
; yeah it is mannn
; did you guys get high without me?
; hahaha
; richie be honest
; i think yes
; no, we got high at school but it fucking wore off two hours ago
; speak for yourself stanny, but no marsh, im not high atm
; DUDE!
; you promised
; but its so goooooodddd
; what did he promise?
; not to get high again
; come on man u were serious?
; why cant he get high if he wants to get high?
; for reasons he doesnt want me to discuss
; but its so good
; eddie hates weed
; oh look, no more weed for me
; really, its that easy?
; i live to make him happy
; if he's not happy with the real true you then you should even date him
; i know billy boy
; he is happy with the real me
; right bev
; oh yeah
; speaking of relationships, hows u and bill?
; yeah, it didnt really work out, we decided to be friends
; yeah, turns out i am not a good bf
; its true, he sucks lol
; hahaha
; oh, cool. cool.
; gtg eddie spaghetti is texting me, and its getting a little annoying lol
-Eddie to Richie-
; richie!
; richie!
; richie!
; R
; I
; C
; H
; I
; E
; !
; richie!!! answer meee!
; oh my god, what? and they say im annoying
; wow, hello too.
; what is it, my dear precious boy
; you know what ben said at lunch.
; that he thought we were dating?
; yeah. um we dont have to be, if you dont want to
; are you kidding me eds? i never wanted to do that fwb thing to begin with
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; oh, ok. well then, when are you gonna take me out?
; excuse me? did u just assume i'd be taking u out
; well yeah
; oh no no no no. u are taking me out
; but im not good at that
; well then find a way
; do u think ben's a little homophobic?
; idk, he's ur friend.
; ok. well we are going our Friday so get prepared
; i have to wait that long?
; ooo prepared.. should i bring condoms???
; yeah, you do.
; NO! DONT BRING CONDOMS
; I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKING BRING CONDOMS
; awww
; hey, ur the one that said u weren't gonna take me out so ha!
; ok, buh buy eds
; hahahaha GAYYYYYYYYY
; you mean, like you?
; and u
; i feel like people always forget that im fucking bisexual
; ok sorry richie, ur not gay, ur bi
; yup. now, go study for calc i dint want you failing and ur mom not letting u out of the house on Friday
; ok mom
; does that make u the daddy?
; ew no stop ew no no nononononono
; bye eds
; please dont call me that (:
; no promises :)
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