《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》i'll do it
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; thank you to everyone that came out and enjoyed the gender reveal of my hamster
; for all of you who didn't go... FUCK U!
; ok wow.
; i went just to make sure he didnt name it stan
; whats its gender?
; are u ready?
; yeah i guess
; drum roll, please
; bbbbuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbmmmmm
; its a boy
; IT'S A BOY!!!!
; lol
; fuck u stan
; whats its name?
; if u so interested in him, why didnt u come?
; it was a lovely evening. there was chips and water
; my favorite part was the ending
; i liked that too
; ok dora^
; wait... nvrmnd. i liked the ending too ;)))
; ew, richie we dont need to know
; listen bevy, i dont fuck and tell, okay.
; yes u do
; fuck u stan
; wow, two in 5 minutes! im impressed
; whats its name?
; right, right. his name is pussy, in honor of stan
; why couldnt u be normal?
; we didnt fuck!
; they dont need to know that eds
; wtf
; so u lied to me
; wtf is going on
; what the hell stan, i did no such thing
; im so confused...
; did they fuck or not?
; stan is making shit up! i did say anything
; yeah right, u probably even told gretta
; fuck her
; when we first talked u said u wanted to fuck her
; yeah, but like, not anymore
; i wanna leave, how do i leave
; fuck one of u for not having an iphone
; ^
; im sorry, samsung is better
; thats a fucking lie ben
; lmao im gonna go make popcorn hahaha
; stan, this is ur fault
; how is it his fault ur the one who told him
; I DID NOT
; wait u actually fucked? lmao this just got better
; we didnt fuck, stan
; see. i told u i didnt say anything to him
; well then what did u do
; no lalalalalalalalalala im not listening
; can u take this convo elsewhere
; im gonna drive my car off a cliff if u dont stop
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; ^same, but just for fun
; omg stan stop. please stop, ur gonna make me cry
; why? its a fucking joke
; yeah it is
; well it wasnt last year
; are u fucking serious Richie? u literally swore
; what the fuck is happening
; omg
; dude.
; sorry, sorry, sorry sorry sorry stan im so sorry
; well what if i out u!
; this isnt good
; i know bev, i know
; y, dont they always fight
; not like this
; no, please dont
; i'll do it
; ok, lets just calm down alright
; yeah, lets calm down
; stan, please. im begging you.
; stan, dude he is crying
; and how do u know?
; i called him like 10 minutes ago
; stan. stop, ur best friends
; fine. fuck u!
; ok...
a/n i didnt see this chapter ending like this... sorry.
what do u think richie did... or has... or wants...???
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