^hope u hoes like the song!!^

; howdy hey

; just wanted to let u guys know

; im in!

; im having a gender reveal party at my house tomorrow, for my hamster

; what the fuck

; nothing special... im just gonna flip it over and see if it has a dick or whatevah

; and im out

; no, too late Ben. u already rsvp'd

; this should be a lesson for you ben. never sign up for shit u dont actually wanna do.

; ^

; im sorry but if u bought the hamster shouldn't you already know its gender?

; i told them not to tell me

; so u just said "just put one in a box" and took it

; no. i said "lead me to the hamsters my good man" and i pointed to one and took it

; this hamster is gonna have a sad life

; ur telling me

; i'll go

; REALLY?!

; sure

; if its a boy i'll name him billiam

; i guess i'll come too... if ben is going

; really? not eddie?

; if its a girl name her stan

; no

; well what should i name her then?

; idk... not after me though

;y would i name a hamster that will be in my room after my spaghett?

; like... im in my room and im jacking off right... and over in the corner of my room is a hamster named eddie... like no thanks bill

; name it sam cause it fits for both genders

; well then dont name it after me if ur gonna jerk off in front of it

; omg guys just name it 'Ahhh'

; uh wtf kind of name is ahhh

; you gotta capitalize the A, mike

; hmm sam... maybe ill name it retsmah

; why would u do that?

; i dont know

; wow thats hamster spelled backward isnt it

; yeppp

; wow.

; name it sam

; ^

; or jay

; or pussy

; cause ur a pussy

; stan, u wound me... but

;'let me show u my pet, pussy.'

; i like it!!

; smhhh

; its ok eds you can call it sam

; if its a girl dont call it pussy

; ^

; why are we having a conversation about naming richies pet hamster

; ben, thats a good question

; once i went to boston... true story btw. *not clickbait*

; and what did u do in boston

; richie wtf u were there. it was a class feild trip last year

; hey i didnt go to that

; did u have all a's?

; touche

; i did but u know im a poor fuck

; i was just failing all my classes

; my mom said no

; sonia can suck it

; im gagging

; but my dick is nowhere near ur mouth

; omg

; shit sorry stan... i love you too

; wtf is going on

; lmao nothing

; raise ur hand if u suck dick

; hmm... idk i thought i was straight until i met eds.

; ... bill, why do ask these questions?

; no one is gonna raise their hand, cause nobody sucks dick

; thats not fucking true

; yeah u dont know me.

; just fyi. I dont suck dick... just putting that out there

; im sorry i asked lol

; eds, u sure are being awfully quiet

; a. big. fuck. you.

; yes, please

; ew

; well this sure is awkward

; it sure is buddio

; congrats bill

; did i win ur love and affection?

; no... tahts sorta wearing off... but ill always love u like a buddio

; are these jokes i hear?

; yeah

; maybe

; lmao

; are they like together or something?

; no

; and how do u know?

; i can just tell

; dude. ur so weird

; guys after 69 years its finally over

; what?

; JANUARY!

; lmao hahahaha

; yeah last month took like too long to end

; yup yeah ok. i have to go to the groceries store for my gp so bye ig

; bye mikey. I love u

; country boy, i love youuu

; no, stop with the vines i made one vine reference today and i do not need more

; MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

; i smell like beef

; i smell like beef

; I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEFFFFFF!

; ah no thanks

; how did that child even know what beef was?

; idfk

; oml i love beef

; i thought u were going to the store

; he went instead

; welcome back baby

; shit, my mom is taking my phone. bye guys

; omg HI EDDIES MOM

; u remember me right?

; from that time we fucked while eddie was grounded

; omg richie thats ghastly

; ok... im gonna... BYE EDDIE'S MOM

; shit what did i just do?

; what of she reads these

; she doesnt

; u sure?

; like 85% sure

; ^

; im gonna go die in a hole now

; ahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

; fuck off stan

; ull laugh tmmr... if she didnt read them

; ah!