《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》So, hows ur face?
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so they didnt fucking win the sag awards and by they i mean stranger things, david harbour, and millie brown. so im pissed. who wants to sue the sags with me? ME: so basically what i was thinking of was ermh... SAG AWARDS: *bitch slaps me* ME: ah fuck i cant believe youve done this.
; hey richie thanks for hanging out me us yesterday and tell stan i love him
; u love stan? shook bc same
; hes really funny. and he told me who u like
; he did not
; oh but he did
; oh really who do i like then?
; nope i want u to confirm it
; but what if he lied and then get upset and then i look like an ass
; well say it on three
; fine
; 1
; 2
; 3
; i like a guy
; you like bev
; wtf no
; OMG OMF ajbrufhwifhv iapwef9u u like a guy!
; well i certainly dont like bev like that. like i'd fuck her but like i wouldnt date her
; omg ur gay!?
; no.
; well if u like a guy
; i like girls too
; oh welp
; whos the gay u like?
; uh
; guy* soz autocorrect ya know
; well he is cute. and funny
; ok.
; u know him actually
; ew henry
; fuck no bro.
; do u know if this person is gay?
; yeah. he wears it loud and proud
; good for him
; yupppppp
; do i know him well
; oh yeah
; omg is it mike? is mike gay? omg he never told me
; no.
; then who?
; his name starts w an E and ends in a D
; hmmm idk
; good. caus i dont want him to know
; y not?
; he will probably hate me
; i will not
; what?
; nothing
; WHAT
; NOTHING
; did stan actually tell you
; wait u actually like me
; stan fucking swore he wouldnt say anything
; u actually like me!?
; i plea the fifth
; stan didnt tell me ya maroon
; who did?
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; i figured it out dipshit
; bye.
; no. dont leave
; thats really sweet u like me
; so, hows ur face?
; ??
; cause henry fucked it up
; oh. its better
; lit
; yuh huh
; ok... so... what do u wanna talk about
; how u rnt mad at me
; y would i b mad
; idk cause im all embarrassed and ur chillin like it didnt phase u
; well im phased i just hide it well
; shook
; so u think im cute and funny
; ive said a lot of things that i regret
; fuck off bitch
; dont tell me what to do hoe
; i am not a hoe, slut
; oh really, whore?
; ok ok u got me im a hoe
; say it loud say it proud eds
; dont call me that
; oh come on eddie u love it
; do i? hmm i didnt know.
; hahahaha
; bye i have to go tell stan some stuff
; about me😏😏😏
; pshhh what!?
; dont lie rich
; of course about u k bye
; hahaha kk bye
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