so they didnt fucking win the sag awards and by they i mean stranger things, david harbour, and millie brown. so im pissed. who wants to sue the sags with me? ME: so basically what i was thinking of was ermh... SAG AWARDS: *bitch slaps me* ME: ah fuck i cant believe youve done this.

; hey richie thanks for hanging out me us yesterday and tell stan i love him

; u love stan? shook bc same

; hes really funny. and he told me who u like

; he did not

; oh but he did

; oh really who do i like then?

; nope i want u to confirm it

; but what if he lied and then get upset and then i look like an ass

; well say it on three

; fine

; 1

; 2

; 3

; i like a guy

; you like bev

; wtf no

; OMG OMF ajbrufhwifhv iapwef9u u like a guy!

; well i certainly dont like bev like that. like i'd fuck her but like i wouldnt date her

; omg ur gay!?

; no.

; well if u like a guy

; i like girls too

; oh welp

; whos the gay u like?

; uh

; guy* soz autocorrect ya know

; well he is cute. and funny

; ok.

; u know him actually

; ew henry

; fuck no bro.

; do u know if this person is gay?

; yeah. he wears it loud and proud

; good for him

; yupppppp

; do i know him well

; oh yeah

; omg is it mike? is mike gay? omg he never told me

; no.

; then who?

; his name starts w an E and ends in a D

; hmmm idk

; good. caus i dont want him to know

; y not?

; he will probably hate me

; i will not

; what?

; nothing

; WHAT

; NOTHING

; did stan actually tell you

; wait u actually like me

; stan fucking swore he wouldnt say anything

; u actually like me!?

; i plea the fifth

; stan didnt tell me ya maroon

; who did?

; i figured it out dipshit

; bye.

; no. dont leave

; thats really sweet u like me

; so, hows ur face?

; ??

; cause henry fucked it up

; oh. its better

; lit

; yuh huh

; ok... so... what do u wanna talk about

; how u rnt mad at me

; y would i b mad

; idk cause im all embarrassed and ur chillin like it didnt phase u

; well im phased i just hide it well

; shook

; so u think im cute and funny

; ive said a lot of things that i regret

; fuck off bitch

; dont tell me what to do hoe

; i am not a hoe, slut

; oh really, whore?

; ok ok u got me im a hoe

; say it loud say it proud eds

; dont call me that

; oh come on eddie u love it

; do i? hmm i didnt know.

; hahahaha

; bye i have to go tell stan some stuff

; about me😏😏😏

; pshhh what!?

; dont lie rich

; of course about u k bye

; hahaha kk bye