《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》eddie bear
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; hey eds
; hey rich. i asked u to stop calling me that... so like STOP
; eddie, have you seen that clown from McDonald's that hides from gay people?
; no
; hahahaahah, of course, you haven't
; wow richie. that was good
; really!?
; yup. almost as good as how i fucked ur best friend.
; YOU FUCKED STAN!
; no.
; i thought u were gay, why did u fuck bev?
; no no no I am talking about bill
; hmm, sounds french to me
; fake*
; yeah bill has a French accent when he gets fucked how did u know?
; bahahahahahha
; anyway, guess who is transferring to a different class next week
; is it my dear friend Mike?
; no.
; my amazing friend Bencil?
; Bencil? and no
; oh i know. my lover henry bowers. he wants to spend more time with me.
; didnt he shit in ur backpack
; yeah, that was in 9th grade tho. a whole 3 years ago
; anyway... well i am moving into ur math class... i hope henry isnt but i know i am
; aww little eddie bear wanted to see more of me thats so sweet
; no. its just my other math class was too easy for me, they are making me go into ur class
;Bev will be happy about this news. im not so sure my girlfriend will be, or stan, but hey i love ya anyway eds
Eddie; u have a girlfriend?
; yeah
; u? trash mouth tozier? a girlfriend?
; yeah.
; okay whats her name
; sonia kaspbrak
; ASDJFNIRFUGTUWICNU
; how do u know my moms name?
; i asked bev
; wow
; anyway her name is Diane
; does she go to our school
; no. i met her at summer camp
; huh. cool.
; eddie are you jealous?
; wtf no. i dont even like you. i told u already.
; just making sure babe. i wouldnt want u sexually frustrated
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; beep beep richie
; did u just beep at me?
; yes, yes i did
; i feel honored. only stan bve and bill do that
; ok then
; alrighty now if u will excuse me, i have to go have a chat with billiam
; ??? okay then. buh bye
; bye bye gay boy ;) -3-
; whats '-3-'?
; its a kissy face
; y not just use emojis?
; omg eds stop judging me.
; go talk to bill
; aye aye cap'in
--
; BILLIAMMMMMM
; what now?
; I have a bone to pick with you
; ok?
; well now that i think about it, its more like, i have a boner to pick with you
; ew wtf rich
; eds said that u guys fucked
; WHAT
; yeah, i couldnt believe it either
; tell him to stop lying
; he was lying?
; man, that boy sure is something
; u know u really should learn about sarcasm
; i speak fluent sarcasm. he was just making it sound rea
; omg what if he tells bev. then bev will think im gay.
; oh billiam we already know u are
; WHAT?!
; dont worry ur secret is safe with me bucko
; i wish i could slap u in the head with a frying pan right now
; ooo kinky. lets save that for the bedroom ok bill
; UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
; good talk
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