︎ 𝐾𝑦'𝑙𝑎𝑛 𝑀𝑎𝑘𝑎𝑖 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 ⚠︎︎

"𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚊 𝚒'𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒ng 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝, 𝚒'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚠𝚐 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚣𝚣."

As soon as I woke up I heard Erykah Badu being played loud as fuck.

"Short ass always touching something." I mumbled while walking to my bathroom to brush my teeth and do my morning hygiene.

Once I got downstairs I wanted to slap ha but hug ha at the same time.

"What yuh cooking? And gurl what the fuck yu got on. Go put in some real clothes."

"I'm cooking omelets. And I didn't unpack my clothes. Sorry to tell you ain't nothing wrong with what I got on pussy boy." She mumbled the last part.

"Always calling somebody out there name yu fucken midget Thass why yuh only 4'3."

"I'm 5'0 dummy bitch."

"4'9 retard."

"I'm FIVE FEET BITCH."

"FOUR ELEVEN at most short fuck."

"FIVE FUCKING FEET TALLLLLL."

"FOUR FEET SHORT."

"No."

"Yes dumb bitch."

"Stop calling meh out my gahdamn name damn." Short girls got the worse attitude like damn don't be mad at me cus yu can't grow damn.

As we were eating she kept looking at me then looking down kinda confused.

I know damn well this gurl ain't try ta poison meh..

"Yu tried to poison meh lul gurl?."

She scrunched up her face. "No what tha fuck is wrong with you. I cooked our food inna same skillet ya fucken retard."

"Ya cuss like a gadamn sailor man needa chill."

"Yu CuSs shut thee fuck up not the bitch THEE fuck up."

I rolled my eyes getting up and started washing the dishes.

"Ya needa go unpack yuh clothes. I told ya bobble headed ass yesterday yu meeting Jordyn today and the guys coming so if youn want them to see yu like det. GO CHANGE."

"You don't gotta yell at me bitch." She mumbled stomping up the stairs.

"Big ass kid I tell ya, big ass kid." I shook my head.

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"Yuan COME HEA now."

"TALK TO ME.....NICCCEEE BITCH."

"She seems nice." Jordyn scratched her head

"Why yu ova dea lying na?" Mari mugged her.

"I was being sarcastic. Stop fucken talking to me dicc." Jordyn mugged.

"Why you calling me like yu own me bit-AH SHIT." Yuan screamed cus ha dumb ass fell down the stairs.

"Ow" she whined and started crying.

"What yuh dumb ass get, get the fuck up jit." I laughed at her.

"Now you done did it up..cus stop laughing at her." Jordyn went to go help her up.

As Mazi and Dre started laughing too.

"Swear I hate it here. And stop laughing bitch, nobody told your dumb ass to put them stairs right that." Yuan slapped me in the back of my head. Then I socked her in her thigh.

We started play fighting, but I think to her little ass we was really fighting. Her little ass started throwing slugs talm bout sum.

"Stop" bop "fucking." Mink "playing" mop "wimmie" boop.

"Calm the fuck down midget." I yelled at her pinning her arms above her arms. She mumbled something then said sum "welp." And bit the shit outta my ear.

"Yuh fucken vampire." I mugged as she wiggled herself from under me while everybody was just staring at us.

"Fuck y'all lookin at." We both mugged.

"Anyway this is Jordyn she gone be at tha same school as yuh, and y'all work buildings across the street. So y'all should get along well, yu both are 20 and yuh both are Geminis."

They both just looked at each other...awkward ass people.

"This is Ma-"

"HEYYY my name is Wyoni but you could call me Mazi or daddy or ya know boyfriend. Yes I'm bisexual I'm the nicest one outta all of them...don't need yo bitch ass to talk foh me..bitch." Mazi cut me down off.

"Your annoying sit down..anyway. That's Dre, he's more goofy once your with him for a longer period of time an-"

"And he's my boyfriend." Mazi taste the rainbows asshole ass cut me off again.

"I'm Mari, also known as kaylens cousin. Yuh pretty quiet."

"BITCH MADE ASS NIGGAH MY NAME IS KY'LAN. KYE LAWN. Don't play wimmie dicc. Now get the fuck out my house since yuh wanna be funny." I mugged.

They all walked to the door and left and I remembered that I had to be stuck with the worse of them of all.

"I'm going upstairs to change." She said to herself

I laid down on the couch and fell asleep.

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I heard chairs moving and raised my eyebrows.

"Wow somebody wants to rob meee outta all people." I whispered surprised and grabbed my gun from under the arm rest of the chair.

When I walked into the kitchen I sat on the big ass marbled counter. Away from the fridge I clapped ma hands twice to make the lights come on and instantly mugged the sight in front of me.

Lul mama was standing on top of a chair to get on top of the fridge ass out bent off grabbing snacks. This sum shit you'd see on pornhub or some.

I kept watching her..not even her ass but just her. She was so got damn short. Even on the tall ass bar stool she still had ta stand on her tip toes. And she still hadn't noticed me

"Yuh need help?" She didn't respond so I'm guessing she ignoring me.even though Ian did her nun.

"Jhit yu need help." I yelled this time. But she still didn't answer. So I started clapping, turning on and off the lights.

"Huh, what the fuc-OH SHIT." She screamed falling from the chair. And I now seen she had AirPods in.

"Ow-you were watching me the whole time and you wasn't gonna ask me if I needed help. Rude ass niggah."

"I did, and ion give ah damn if I'm rude. Not your niggah no need to be nice. Ion even like people forreal."

"Ohk." She chuckled

"And next time come get meh and ask for help instead of taking the hard way."

"I don't need your help. I don't need nobody's help. I still got my snacks so with that being said lemme lone."

"Ian ask yuh allat next time ask for fucking help. Yuh making shit difficult I'm starting to think yuh like getting yelled at by meh." I aggressively yelled, mugging her.

Her eyes started watering and she walked away mumbling a quick okay and goodnight.

"How the fuck yuh mean as hell but a big ass crybaybeh, I can't deal with ha." Walking up the stairs cus now I know ima have to apologize.

Knocking on her door feeling awkward as fuck. She came looked at me and shut the door but not before I could put my foot inna door.

"I'm sorry lul mama."

"Boy fuck you." She walked to her bathroom so I followed ha

"I'm trynna be nice but yuon wanna accept it so I don't cea."

"Fine I accept your half ass dumb apology."

I smirked and chuckled

"Goodnight lul mama" I told her not turning around so she couldn't see my smile.

CODE RED, the hostage got me smiling CODE RED.

Once I got to my room I layed down and let sleep take over.

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