《How to Survive in Black Butler (Black Butler x Reader)》Chapter 1
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(y/n) is your name
Italics are your thoughts
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(Y/N)'s P.O.V
Today was just like any other Saturday. Eat junk food on the couch and binge watch shows the whole day. I had a life outside of my house (yeah it doesn't seem like it) but I had nothing to do right now. Earlier I went out with my "friends" to go shopping for but I got tired from trying on all the clothes they threw on me, so I decided to head home early. Now here I am, alone, on my couch, with my laptop.
I got up to get some more apple juice ( so I like apple juice, fight me bitch) when I stubbed my toe on the corner of the couch , which sent my cup flying to the computer.
"NOOO, WHY CUP?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?!!", I yelled to that fucking plastic cup.
The computer sparked and I backed away quickly. It was making some weird noises and smoke was coming out.
All that damage from a plastic cup? Wow you really are weak, but why should I be talking. In third grade I tripped over a pencil and broke my arm, I thought.
"Are you okay sweetie" I asked. "Don't worry I'm here it's okay. You have to get better so we can live together in peace and harmony" I told my precious laptop.
The computer went back to normal and I sighed in relief.
Thank the lord my laptop is fine, if it wasn't I would probably die in the pits of despair.
I decided to not get my juice and just start my anime marathon, yeah my laptop was smoking a couple moments ago but it stopped so I should be fine, right? I went on and was pondering what show to watch.
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"Hm what to watch, what to watch? AH BLACK BUTLER! " ,I yelled to no one." My neighbors must think I'm crazy just yelling to myself" I said.
"YEAH WE DO'' yelled my nosy neighbor Bob.
"NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION BOB, MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS" I yelled back
As I continued on my quest, I clicked on the first episode and was ready. I put my phone on silent and tucked it in my bra, cuz who doesn't? After waiting a couple minutes I realized that the screen on my laptop was black.
" Ah nah, please don't do this, I love you too much for you to die now" I said to my computer that I cradled in my arms.
Suddenly it started to shake and I dropped it on the couch as I backed away slowly. Then a claw hand popped out of the screen and tried to grab me.
" AHHH FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE" I screamed, as it still tried to grab me,"DO YOU WANNA MAKE A DEAL?! I CAN GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OF A PLACE THAT DOES REALLY GOOD MANICURES ,BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY NEED IT, AND YOU CAN LET ME GO!"
The hand seemed to stop for a second but proceeded to reach for me even faster and too close
Fuck, I thought I got it there
In that moment was when the hand grabbed me and dragged my feet through the laptop screen.
" BITCH LEAVE ALONE" I yelled as I tried grabbing anything to stop me from going further. " HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH STRENGTH FOR JUST ONE HAND" I yelled, and then I remembered my neighbor Bob. "BOB! HELP MEEE!"
"WHAT?
"HELP MEE!"
"I THOUGHT YOU SAID TO MIND MY GODDAMN BUSINESS"
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" COME ON BOB I NEED HELP NOW, LET'S PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE RIGHT NOW AND HELP ME!" I yelled at one last attempt to get help. There was a couple moments of silence and I thought he was coming to help.
"NO THANKS" , Bob yelled back .
FUCKING OLD MAN CAN'T DO ONE NICE THING IN HIS LIFE I thought .
I struggled more in an attempt to get free. My head was the only thing that wasn't submerged through the screen and I was thrashing around. Suddenly with one last forceful tug I was pulled through the screen and all I could see what was darkness.
"WELL I'M FUCKED" I said out loud before I blacked out.
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