《Zane the Mad :Part of the Legendary Interviews》18 A goddess of death marks the unworthy.
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"wellll then..." I said finding out I had gotten so many points for my distraction was amusing. "Of the things I want to buy what can I right now?"
"Luckily." Imp said "You have plenty of points to buy the power to shut off your own powers, letting you focus on just one at a time."
I felt like she was being pushy and its my instinct to push back. "And what else?"
"size shifting, a little bit of power increase to powers you give items, the power to make all items you use level up as you use them, or u could increase some of your card powers." Imp said with a sigh.
I thought about that for a moment, thinking that the size shifting I could just put in an item then take it so it's not worth the points. The Boost to item powers sounded good but again with training that could be gotten for free. The all items level up when I use them sounded nice but with my slime dragons and clothing making power it seamed like it would be a waist. While also possibly fucking with my new hook.
"fine." I said I really had just been talking about getting the power shut off and the distraction giving me enough points to buy it right now seamed a little too good.
"done, you can now shut off your powers until you tell me you want it back on." Imp said a little relived.
"right, well we'v got those Church people to deal with so i'll play with it after that." I said "shouldn't be that hard but I still wonder if the'll attack me to."
"yeah seams to be a thing people who meet you do a lot." Imp said flatly.
"yeah, must be something to do with being a dragon." I said stiffly. "Anyway I don't have to kill them, I had a quest to get the light bulb so now I could just give it back snag a few powers and be on my way."
"yeah..." Imp said frowning.
"hey, kill those fucking dumb fucking fucks." the blue box appeared in front of me, startling me just a little.
"What? you sure?" I sent back Eva was the only one who should be able to send the blue boxes to me.
"yep, kill them i'v got a way to sort them out but trust me most of these fuckers should just die." Eva sent back.
I frowned glancing up at Imp suspicious as hell at all this and the timing. "Let me talk to you face to face."
After a small moment a portal opened up before me stepping in I found myself in the home Eva had built she was sitting on a large comfy chair a wall of screens floating in front of her. "hey."
"hey" I said back watching her as she worked moving screens around sending some into one pile or another, a little purple wisps of smoke floating around them.
"Why did you want to see me?" She asked.
"well..." I said wondering about the wisps. "I was just saying how I didn't need to kill anyone today when I got your message. I wanted to be sure Imp wasn't fucking with me. She seams to truly hate these church people."
"well, she's right." Eva said making a face. "at least this time. I'v been reading the files and at this point im so sick of reading the evil shit people do I wished for some thing to assist me. I got these spirits." she waved her hand at the smoky wisps moving around. "Im thinking about wishing that I didn't know what people do."
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"well..." I said unsure why I had to kill them if she wanted them dead. "I always said I hate people."
"yeah yeah, you where right." Eva said. "It's not like I didn't know that, but come on half this shit is just so... needless."
I moved up and gave her a hug moving though the spirits and screens prepared to knock them aside if needed. "Well... I love you, and I think it mite be better once you know you've got everything set up and ready to go to just cut that out of your memories. NO point in knowing how shit everyone really is."
She looked annoyed a moment from my interrupting her but after a moment accepted the hug relaxing just a little bit. "Yeah... I mean it's not like they weren't made to help me."
"Yeah, just let them deal with the detail bullshit, think of them like a sorting computer program and it'll be much much easier."
"maybe." she said and had a look on her face that said she still had a hard time trusting this magic and especially things like Imp. Things much to much like other people. Other people always had there own agendas.
I sighed and held her for a moment. "all of them?"
"...no." she said sighing herself. "I think some of them can get better, one or 2 aren't total shit. But it's easier if you "kill" them and i'll put them into places where they can ether get better or drop dead. Except a couple of them. They just need to die."
"Ok..." I said wanting to know but at the same time trusting her enough not to bother asking. "I guess send me a quest and set up a marker on the guys you want dead or sent away."
"ok..." She said clearly thinking and wanting to get back to work.
I gave her a kiss to try and get her mind off of things for another few moments before getting back up.
"So want me to fuck with them before they die or just kill as fast as I can?" I asked her.
"Up to you." she said with a half shrug.
"ok, then i'll fuck with them. I get points for doing things like that." I said thinking and plotting. "send me there powers and anything you think I "should" know about them. Also can you give me copies of the same worlds?"
"Why?" She sounded tired with that question.
"Well for this just to fuck with people." I said honestly. "If i'm taking them out I'd like to drop them off in fake new york but no monsters, and make absolutely sure they cant talk to etch other while I take them out."
"...Ok." Eva said. "I don't see why you would need to keep them."
"yeah... I mean you'vee got me there." I said. "though a way to change the world portals so I can say weather or not the monsters spawn would be pretty good. I can't seam to relax in monster new york. It seams like a fun place but with so many car crashes and then there's the ghosts."
She gave a look I took to mean 'but your stronger than all of them and able to kill and have killed everything there with just a thought.'
"It's like going out in public. I wont get hurt but at anytime some one mite try and fuck with me or talk to me or something." I said.
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"...I get that." she said after a long moment. "Don’t fuck with me on this one ok." she said sternly.
A blue box appeared before me. New York monster switch. Can turn on or off the monsters in the Fake New York portal.
Fake New York portals X9 added.
Data packet on church of the dim bulbs.
"Thanks." I said giving her a kiss "loooove yoooou"
"love you love youu." she said back
I wanted to spend some time just holding her and being with her, but I was a lot more clingy then she was or liked.
"See you soon" I said putting my mind to the upcoming kills.
"latter." she said as I stepped back into the first Fake New York shutting off the Monsters.
I took a breath and could feel the empty world around me, the light sense of people or other presences that I felt every time I walked outside or entered this world was gone.
It felt more like the beach but on the days that there weren't even that many ants.
"Now." I said to imp "In my table top games, there was always a point where I was supposed to be unarmed, no weapons, no spells, just week so that combat would be off the table. The DMs would always try and find a way to make it that Combat was "not an option" that we would have to talk and "HAVE" to accept the quest or job we were given."
"ok?" Imp asked confused "I mean I can tell you how hard it is to try and get you to follow a plan first hand but what dose this have to do with... "anything?"
"Well when they would say no weapons beyond this point or get rid of all your weapons I would always say. "But I am a weapon." In half a joking way" I said pulling out my hook spinning it in one hand lightly thinking about my slime and metal slime dragons. "They hated it every time, but after a while of me finding ways to kill or fight even when I really "REALLY" shouldn't and the dice rolling with me they stopped getting annoyed that I was making a bad joke and started getting annoyed that no matter what i'd do what I wanted not what they wanted."
"yes you are an incredibly self centered person." Imp said "is that what you want me to say."
"no." I said "Im explaining and answering questions you haven't asked yet."
I pulled out the dragons the clear slime dragon looking up at me as the mercury dragon showed my own reflection distorted over most of its surface. "I'm going to call you Reflection." I said to the metal dragon. "and this is my wit." I said spinning my hook with a grin. "so what do we call you?" I asked looking down at the slime dragon. "Blood? sweat? tears? No..." for some reason I kept thinking of air elementals where called sylphs I truly liked the sound of the word but the little dragon was more like a water elemental an undine a word I really really didn't like.
Then the joke hit me. "ah yes I know. You shall be sylphs as in me my sylphs and I."
Imp was really confused now. "What in the hell are you doing?"
"ConFU-sion." I said smiling lightly my mind clicking way. "Now read me the data packet."
"OK?" Imp shook her head giving up "whatever... So the leader you know about, he used his technomagic mostly to tell computers what he wanted them to do. Not to good at this magic stuff."
"right an old man." I said.
"right, the younger guy got acceleration inducement, and his sins seam to mostly be from getting on the internet way to young and not making any real friends."
"ok, neck beard." I said.
"Then there's the guy who used to work for the government he was let go when it was found out just how much he liked torching the prisoners and waterboarding them. He got purification."
"right..." I said with a sigh.
"then there's a guy who's sins are just liking fights and getting into them whenever he can, he's got magma weaponry."
"Cool." I said.
"then there are people who are just people most of them seam like they wouldn't put up any fight at all. Tornado Constructs, Telekinetic flight, blade-smithing intuition, Event Capture, he thinks its like being a living camera, a girl Can kind of explode but with water, Protectiveness inducement, Benefic Shield Construction and then there's the guy Eva really really wants you to kill." Imp listed off.
"Oh? and what's his bag?"
"He has the power to be unaffected by anything weaker then him. If his level is higher then he can shrug off anything." Imp said. "and his level is the second highest of them at 20."
"weaaak." I said meaning it in the "fuck that sucks" way. "what kinda fucked up fuck up gets the power to be even stronger then those weaker then him?"
"yeah..." Imp said with a shake of her head. "he works for a fast food chain helping them hide the illegal dumping of food and waist ruining the lives of wild life and most people in low income areas..."
"Ok... I know Eva likes animals but that dosn't sound like top of the kill list to me." I said.
"oh..." imp got quiet for a moment then looked disgusted. "and he's only interested in children, no partner above 10 according to his history."
"yep... That'll do it." I muttered darkly. I was reminded of a guy I knew who I didn't know had gone to jail for having Child porn on his computers. He said once that Pedophiles keep being targeted and treated like there not even people that there people too and love is love they didn't chose who they loved.
It was around that time that I quit talking to him and made sure everyone knew what Kinda shit he was saying.
Of corse pedos are treated like shit, I knew some couldn't help it, but at the same time EVERYONE knows some things are true evil.
Be suspicious as hell of anyone who doesn't completely agree when you say you hate pedophiles. Sympathy can only come from understanding.
"So... now I know the people i'v got to take down, and plenty of places to do it." I said thoughtfully. "the question becomes should I bring them to me? or go to them?"
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