《Worlds: The Beginning!》Chapter 21: I like big breasts!
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The boars that drank from the lake raised their heads and the boars that laid under the sun opened their eyes. They all looked at the fast-approaching Xiao Feng.
“Surround him!” the boar that was larger than any other boar suddenly shouted out in a middle-aged man’s voice and Xiao Feng stopped in his tracks from surprise as this was the first time he heard a boar speak or any beast for that matter.
The boars quickly surrounded Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng turned his head first to the left and then to the right, looking over the boars that surrounded him. Then, he looked over to the large boar with the voice of a middle-aged man that stood in front of him. “What’s your name?” he said.
“My name is Boris!” the large boar with a middle-aged man’s voice shouted out. “And what’s yours, human?
“Zail was the first human that I killed. And you – Boris, will be the first magical beast that I will kill!” Xiao Feng thought and shouted out, “My name is Xiao Feng.” He ran towards Boris the boar.
“Charge!” Boris shouted out and ran towards Xiao Feng.
“Charge!” the other boars shouted out one after another and ran towards Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng and Boris ran up to one another. The former punched with his right hand while the latter headbutted with his head. Their attacks connected and all the boars stopped in their tracks. But not because Xiao Feng was killed. But because Boris was. His body turned into dust and in its place, only a small black orb remained.
“Everyone run!” one of the boars shouted out and all the boars ran in different directions.
From the ground, Xiao Feng picked up the small black orb examined it. It was small, black and pointy. “This must be the core of a magical beast,” he thought and put it into his robe. Then, he turned his head first to the left and then to the right, looking around. However, he didn’t see any boars and so he proceeded forward ahead.
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Xiao Feng spent the next two and a half hours searching for magical beasts and killing them. He killed one-hundred-ninety-nine magical beasts and now had two-hundred magical beast cores.
“I wonder how many magical beast cores Yuan Hao and Yuan Meiying have gathered,” Xiao Feng thought and shortly after shook his head. “It doesn’t matter how many magical beast cores they have gathered and will gather in this last half an hour, I will gather more than they do.”
Just as Xiao Feng’s thought concluded, a boar appeared in the distance, then Yuan Meiying and then the boar turned into dust. “Yuan Meiying,” he shouted out. She looked at him and smiled. They walked up to one another.
“Hey,” Xiao Feng said.
“Hey,” Yuan Meiying said. “Xiao Feng, how many magical beast cores have you gathered?”
“You will find out how many magical beast cores I have gathered in half an hour when our game comes to an end,” Xiao Feng said. “But what about you? How many magical beast cores have you gathered? And how many do you think your brother has gathered?”
“I will tell you,” Yuan Meiying said. “But only if you become my fiancé.”
“Become your what?” Xiao Feng said confused.
“Fiancé,” Yuan Meiying said. “As in my future husband.”
Xiao Feng looked at Yuan Meiying’s chest. Then, he looked into her beautiful big dark violet eyes and smiled. “Not happening.”
Yuan Meiying eyes widened and mouth opened from shock. “Wh—why not?!” she couldn’t help but shout out.
“Because your breasts are too small,” Xiao Feng explained.
Yuan Meiying’s face turned red. “M—my bre—breasts?”
Xiao Feng nodded his head in agreement. “That’s right. I don’t like small breasts. I like big breasts.”
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“They will grow!” Yuan Meiying shouted out.
Xiao Feng looked at Yuan Meiying’s breasts once more and stared at them for a few minutes before once again looking into her beautiful big dark violet eyes. “Are your mother’s breasts big?”
“Y—yes,” Yuan Meiying said.
“Why did you hesitate?” Xiao Feng said.
“I didn’t!” Yuan Meiying shouted out. “My mother’s breasts are big! They are not just big, they are massive!”
Xiao Feng widely smiled. “Okay then. In that case, let’s get married.”
Yuan Meiying sighed out with relief and smiled. “Thank you. From this moment on, you are my fiancé and I am your fiancée.”
“Mhm,” Xiao Feng said.
“I will now tell you how many magical beast cores I have gathered,” Yuan Meiying said. “I have gathered slightly over seven-hundred magical beast cores. As for my brother, he should have gathered around seven-hundred magical beast cores as well.”
Xiao Feng frowned. “Seven-hundred? I am five-hundred short,” he thought.
“Judging from the expression on your face, I can tell that you haven’t gathered seven-hundred magical beast cores,” Yuan Meiying said. “If you want, I can give you all the magical beast cores that I have gathered.”
“No,” Xiao Feng said. “If I am going to win, I am going to win by my own merit.”
“Okay,” Yuan Meiying said. “I will see you in half an hour.”
“Yeah,” Xiao Feng said. “See you later.”
Xiao Feng and Yuan Meiying ran in different directions.
But not even three seconds later, Xiao Feng suddenly stopped as he saw a tall thick man with brown fur covering his entire body, long wolf’s tail, a wolf’s head and orange eyes. “I finally found you, Xiao Feng! Your Qi is so pathetically weak that it took me a while!”
Hearing the word – weak, Xiao Feng’s irises turned white while his pupils changed from the round human pupils to the thin distorted diamond dragon pupils. Then, a hundredth of the second later, both he and the werewolf fell down to the ground. He lost consciousness while the werewolf died.
…
“—ng!”
Xiao Feng heard a voice and felt someone shaking him.
“Xiao Feng!”
Xiao Feng heard the same voice again but this time he recognised it, it was Yuan Meiying’s voice. He opened his eyes and saw Yuan Meiying shaking him while crying. She smiled, closed her eyes, tightly hugged him and whispered into his ear, “I was so worried. I was so worried.”
A warm feeling enveloped Xiao Feng’s heart and he couldn’t help but widely smile. “It’s okay. I am okay,” he whispered into Yuan Meiying’s ear and tightly hugged her. Their surroundings suddenly changed and they were now in the centre of the peerless sect’s teleport formation.”
“Why are you two hugging!” Yuan Hao’s shouting voice sounded.
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