《The Interim》Monday March 16, 2020
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The entire Roman pantheon could be gleefully unleashing its volcanic wrath upon the Pompeian coast and my parents would still have the audacity to ask if everyone was feeling okay.
I’m not sure if my reliance on copious amounts of black coffee or my general malaise should make the extent of my upset obvious, but Mom seems to think that the recent hit to my romantic life was more of a gentle tap than whatever Super Saiyan, ki-charged bullshit it actually was.
Seven years, Kathy. Seven.
I think she’s trying to play some kind of psychological mind trick with me in the same way you play down minor injuries with toddlers so they don’t have a fully-fledged conniption fit in the middle of Toys-R-Us (do those still exist?).
Should I be mad that my mother clearly thinks I have the emotional capacity of a four-year-old? Maybe.
After her first attempt at a pep talk this morning, I decided to stay downstairs and only emerge for snacks. I’ve taken the week off of work to allow myself a chance to both wallow and organize my stuff (in theory). Mostly, I’ve just been staring at the document containing my first foray into writing romance novels.
I know what you’re thinking - romance? Hardly a worthy endeavor for an aspiring writer…and it’s not like I know what I’m talking about given my recent personal failures in this arena.
And maybe you’re right, but I was overwhelmed with a sense of inflated superiority while perusing Amazon’s self-published stock a couple of months ago and was reasonably sure I could produce something better.
(Then again, how can I top A Baby for the Lumberjacks?)
To my grand surprise, it’s turning out only marginally better. I have since realized that there are only so many ways to eloquently describe a dick without abusing the term ‘member.’
I’m trying to use this rough draft as an exercise in determining the attributes of my ideal mate in a weird attempt at helping myself move on, but all I’ve come up with is “a nice smile” and “rippling pectorals” (Disney reference?).
I am well and truly fucked.
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Villain Lady
“Future will only set in stone when it becomes the present.”
8 4264Phantasmic Light
The world is corrupt.Nobles and royalty step on the common people. The common people have no choice but to join the military or live a life of poverty. The military is brainwashed to only obey orders, even if it's to conquer and pillage innocents. When living a life of poverty, you're treated as livestock, killed after deemed useless. When a boy summons the power damned by the gods, will he destroy the entire world like they say? Or will he end the current regime and bring about a new era of peace? AN: This is the first time I'm writing a story like this. If you don't mind my poor grammar, weird name choices, and sloppy mistakes feel free to stick around (and correct me please.) Constructive critism is welcome! However please do not just bash my story as I do put a lot of effort into it. I want to make an enjoyable story for myself as well as all of you. Ps: It's time to come back and rewrite the entire thing, since it kind of went off the rails and then I abandonded it a couple years ago. Thanks to my friend for drawing the cover art for me.
8 184Tasìa Del Alma-Gris
Where the borders of four nations in South America meet social and economic anarchy thrived for generations before the Cull Spores rained down a psychosis causing plague on the population. An emergency declared, the region is renamed the Quadra as the four Nations agree to relinquish their sovereignty to an international body called the Salvage. Tasìa del Alma-Gris raised in a poor barrio in the city of Rossara spent her early adult years in a convent. Overwhelmed by boredom fueled wonderlust she discovers a natural talent for cat burglary as the emergency grew and those with the resources to escape the infected area did so, leaving their wealth behind. She lives the high life until the day, betrayed by accomplices, she is caught by bounty hunters and sent to Ward Nueve, a worker's collective inside a hospital for inmates. There, her problems begin in earnest.
8 120Diner of a Returned Hero [Ver. English)]
Choi, Kyeongho 35 years old, his looks are somewhere in between normal and handsome. His temperament is stiflingly dull. He is very much content with whatever is given to him and is also subtly thoughtful of others. Possesses power that can even match the Demon King. Albino Real name is Carnis de Rufs. Kyeongho nicknamed him albino. Pet of the Lord God and the Guardian. He is the one who established the awakening system to protect the Earth. Possesses unexpected aegyo and clumsiness. Synopsis Kyeongho returns to the Earth after 10 years of protecting the world of the spirits from the attack of Evildom. But it turns out that Earth has been attacked too? Can Kyeongho, who dreams of an ordinary life working at his mom’s restaurant, save the world from the monster attack?
8 231The return of the Demon King
The world of Echeus. This world was invaded by the Great Demon Lord once, the humanity can’t fight for themselves until the heroes comes out. Each of them had different characteristics that they hold. Faith… as long as one doesn’t give up he will definitely win. Hope, can turn imaginary to reality. Charity, the noble medic of the field. Fortitude... The greatest knight that the world has ever seen, can block even the most powerful spell of a dragon. Justice, the sword of the group, the bearer can travel through speed of light and attack as if he was the death itself. Temperance, the wise sage that everyone can rely on, one can made meteorite out of nothing by having this gift. Prudence, can see through lies and predict the future the strategist of the group. The seven heroes fight the Great Demon King and after the hellish nightmare they manage to seal the Great Demon Lord and cast him away from the world. After that the Heroes whose origin is from the parallel world decided to stay at the world of Echeus. 5 peaceful years have passed and something strange happens. Heroes start to pop up in different empire and continent of the world. And soon the Heroes became the main forces of the country. Although those heroes cannot compare to those first 7 Heroes they still possess a tremendous power that can invade a small country. The natural balance of the world starts to distort due to Hero summoning and as the consequence the seal that stops the Great Demon King from appearing starts to crack.
8 281God Game! A story of a boy!
A boy cursed by fate. A boy that walk through Blood and Slaughter. A boy who received the blessing of the universe. A boy that walks through pain and hardship. A boy who Traverses in multi-verse enjoys the joy of someone with power! A boy Playing and Flirting with a fictional character. A boy who slay God for fun. And A boy that never grew, until the end of the story he was still a boy! This is the story about a boy who will play with GOD who played his life without of him knowing! GOD, you are dead! Hello, this is the story of my friend, he forgets his account so he decided to use mine. So please support his story.
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