《Marketing Penny》Big Foot is Real
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOD Morning world. I haven't got anything new to report today. There was a rustle last night, but there's a rustle every night. I don't know what to do, we have been here for three days now, and the supposed living area of the bigfoot is nothing but a pile of rocks. I would have guessed this, but I do feel regret. Came all this way, brought out Dan and Tim, so I do regret it. Even though Dan has been sleeping on the job, in the cosy nook he created for himself as he watches out for movement. I don't get it. I'm cold down here, so hard. or up. That's right; I'm up on the tree. We have this place set up for an assassins ambush. The bigfoot should be scared.
I came to know bigfoot from my mother; she was attacked by one. She ran away, and when she came back, bigfoot had stolen a pear. She said that monster was 9 feet tall, and as for his feet, well, as long as my moms' legs. Scary. They told us to never go into the woods at night or eat a pear or two. I can't understand it. If I were to ask you, what would you say? Bigfoot is natural; bigfoot is fake Well, okay people, still believe the sharks swim underwater; they like glid, don't they.
We, of course, have been prepared for this night for many moons. I have tons of wrapped up meats and snacks to hold our stomachs in place. If we were soldiers on the front line, down in the trenches, and stayed there for a bit, I think the number of people can get it. Look, we would outsurvive people on their terms. I mean. We would last longer than any soldier and military personnel because we have eaten less than forever ago.
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Coming out here was a definite mistake; there's nothing fun around these parts, woods along woods on woods. Thy nature, I demand thee have more colour. Or pa- what if the house, what if bigfoot could become invisible. That makes no sense, I am sure but, why not. He is a magical creature, and most of all, people have treated him as an animal rather than supernatural. We need more power here.
Soo magical people are crazy. How can they charge so much for this stuff? Their shop looked cool, though. they definitely, are a stand-in for the magical world relevance store. Now that I think about it, they are going all my pizazz. Doesn't that mean we just got scammed? I mean, we have an excellent hammer, plus who couldn't go with some rope.
Here it is, the final arc, the climax to our showdown. Tim went home, but Dan came back to stay. Staying a night in our beds was a big mistake. I didn't want to go out here either, timothy me neither. BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT I DID, DID I. I can't believe it, the final showcase. Other people took our spot from before, but they didn't get it. You can have the best location you can, idiots. Nothing gets past the mystical.
Now, do I believe in all this? I think in the bigfoot; I think if he is out there, he needs our help. I think anyone would be lost in the woods, alone, being haunted by people. I mean, o would be a monster just like him if I didn't care. So do I care, yes? So do I believe, do I need to answer this?
Well, you won't believe this so that I won't tell you. It was a big deal, and the news should have covered this already. Dan is such an idiot. And the fool who followed is one too. I don't think I believe in all of this, but I couldn't help see what I saw at that moment. I couldn't help it. My legs moved. We were on his tail, catching up. Then. Lights. Camera. Action. It was a movie set, after all. They had planned this to get the locals invested. Documentation of documentation it turned to be.
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I wouldn't say I like it, though. The film industry played us. "Though call deary", the guy dressed up as a detective said to me. I don't get it. I'm supposed to be the one living and the audience, the one peering through my eyes. Can you hear me? I'm a mess. We got a sighting. We didn't sign up for this or, the apparent ad that the film directors crew handed out to the locals, the place I found my information, that person must have seen the guy in the customer and sent out the invite, not a hoax for him. he is hunting bigfoot just like we were. I thought it would be more like this. I could collect a lot of riveting shots and make something coherent and exciting to follow; I couldn't. Today was a fail, guys. Let's wrap it up.
- AN
This story is going to be interesting to write. All I have is a strong character voice I connected with when I came up with the idea. Today was a long day. I got a lot down. I booked a driving lesson. Answered some emails and started NaNoWriMo with a friend. I am doing this on top. Phew. It would be cool doing this on top of everything else, like 2 NanoWrimos. Anyways I'm exhausted. I think this concept is the easiest for me to write. The character carries it, less intervention and thinking involved from me. I am excited to be taking part, though. Really excited. Good luck y'all.
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