《I'm Definitely Not an Assassin》Shit.
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The metallic taste of blood filled my mouth as breath became laboured. I felt nothing but it was unbearable.Terribly unbearable. I looked up at the cost of my misfortune. A small,child? The heck!
"Allister Thrombey, Potential, Midnight Assassin." The little girl said in a uncaring tone.
Wait.
"That's a little racist kid." I told her.
"That's what the prompt said though?" She said as she bobbed her head to the left.
Cute. Not the time.
"Whats a prompt?" I asked her.
"You'll find out soon enough." She said as she balled her little fist and smashed through my chest. You could have at least given me the dignity to die in the arms of Ryan Renolds. Damn my last thought would be about a meme... shit.
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System ready for launch. System launching. System launch... successful. Welcome to the system Allistar. Allistar Thrombey Level[00] [Exp needed to level increases by a hundred after each advance ] Mana[100%] Stamina[50% ] Mana[10/10]
Class: Assassin
Abilities:
Blend in the Dark [4/10] Stage [1]
Silent Steps Proficiency [0/10] Stage [1]
Dagger and Short Sword Proficiency[1/10] Stage [1]
Weapon throwing Proficiency [9/10] Stage [Stage 1]
Ranged Weapon Proficiency [2/10] Stage [1]
Strength[10] [Standard] Blend in the Dark - To blend in the dark because of skin colour it has 50% more effectiveness. Agility [10] [Standard] Silent steps - Ever heard a cat sneak up on you? Dexterity [12] [Realm of Above Average] Dagger and Short Sword Proficiency- You've handled a knife before haven't you? Tenacity [14] [Realm of Above Average] Weapon throwing proficiency- You've thrown that knife too. Charm [5] [Permanent] Ranged Weapon proficiency - You've only ever shot a sling shot. God I love Americans.
I was flabbergasted. I live in the Caribbean you expect me to have an automatic rifle under my pillow.
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