Mhm.

I slowly open my eyes to a brightly lit room.

Soft, white light is pouring out of the blindless window, indicating that a new day has come.

From the intensity it's probably the middle of morning.

I feel sluggish but far less tired than I was last night. I swallow some saliva.

I try moving my legs, which had also fallen asleep. I wiggle my toes to try and restore sensation.

Then I realize there's a thick log I can barely feel, lodged beyween my legs.

"Well. I need to do something about this." (Makoto)

I don't usually wake up hard. It only happens about once a week, usually if I'm dreaming right before I wake up.

I start to stroke. I've found this is the fastest way to soften myself up.

"Hah, hah." (Makoto)

I grab some of the think sheet and start to rub on that.

I always try to something other than bare hand when rubbing so I don't chafe.

However, the blanket gets tugged away from me as I try to grab it.

"Ah?" (Makoto)

I look at the pillow to my left. Did the pillow just pull my blanket?

The pillow looks like it's about to fall off the bed, and it's stretching the blanket.

I reach under the sheet to try and pull it back...and I feel something harder than a pillow.

"Eh?"

I look under the sheet. The beautiful back of a naked woman greets me.

"Howaaaaaaaaaaaa?!" (Makoto)

I reflexively scream and leap the other direction.

But the blanket was still on me! It holds on tight as I tumble off the bed, and I slam into the marble floor.

"Guh!" (Makoto)

Why the hell is there a naked woman here?

Wait.

This room was occupiiiiiiiiied?

I strip off the sheets and stand up.

Shit.

I'm so screwed.

I'm going to go to jail. My face is going to be plastered across the Yomiuri Shimbun.

I'm going to get housed in a cell with

No!

What am I going to do?

"There's only one thing I can do..." (Makoto)

I need to make the best out of this bad situation.

I reach down to my wood.

I need to enjoy my last jut as a free man.

But I only grab air.

"Even you have abandoned me...little bro."

It's seems there's a faster way to soften up.

I look at the naked woman sleeping on the other side of my bed.

When I pulled the mattress she changed positions from her side to her back. I can see her contours through the thin white sheet that covers her like a veil.

I can confirm, she is indeed naked.

And also...

"Still asleep?" (Makoto)

With all my yelling and thrashing around I would think she would wake up.

Or scram for help.

Or punch me into outer space.

Or all of the above.

"Maybe I can sneak out?" (Makoto)

It's a plan.

I'm a virgin but I'm also a herbivore.

I don't have the guts to take advantage of this situation.

I grab my business suit and carefully open the door.

As I'm about to exit, I turn around to the sleeping woman and take one final look at her draped body.

「ごめんなさい, 此れわ行き違いです」"I'm sorry, this is a misunderstanding." (Makoto)

「粋どの,ありがとうございます」 "Thank you, Miss Understanding." (Makoto)

I step outside and quietly close the door behind me.