《Tales of a main character》Chapter 5 - I don't know.
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The 21st century is marked by 2 things. Well, 3 things, if your not climate change denier that is. 1st is terrorism. Analysts say in the next 30-50 years. We’ll see a new wave of terrorism like cyber terrorism but mostly Eco-terrorism. Yes, You heard it right, killing people and disrupting pollution causing systems in the name of nature. God is gonna be so angry that nobodies kills in his name anymore. I already feel sorry for him.
2nd is Economic Instability is another thing. The reds warned us of this day. And it's finally here. And I don't want to say much about this because I’m not business analyst. That's what the Business Insider and bloomberg media is for. I won't steal their jobs! That's what the foreign immigrant workers are for.
“Pun Intended”(Author)
3rd is all you know is, climate change. The daddy and mommy of all of problem. Giving birth to 99 more problems. The whole butterfly effect revolves around it. Even the terrorists support stopping climate change.
Even the nazis. The fucking nazis and their solution was killing all the non- Aryans. And colonizing other planets. They also were interested in the occult. That's what the Ahnenerbe was for.
Well, as they say. World is shit and pleasing people is hard but pissing people off is super easy and ultra funny.
But the what the hell, can I do? As I said in the first chapter. Who am I to fixed something that’s not fixable. Humans are flawed. Let's just accept that. I don't have to accept anything. I’m fictional character for entertainment purposes. And all the people that are mentioned here are all fictional. So don't feel sad if something bad happens to them.
According to the news. Yesterday, there was a shoot out in Tzyny, the capital of Khalimaten. 11 dead, 19 injured.
All of the dead were members of People’s Liberation Front or PLF. The name is so misleading, you know, I once heard that there was a Islamist terror group in the Congo, called the Allied Democratic Front, which is very misleading to the millions of consumers of media news and other recruits who thought they were joining a secular rebel group. Someone should take them to court for having misleading advertising material.
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The bus hits a bump and I stumble forward the back of the seat ahead of me. Currently, I’m on a bus with Kakeshi and the others returning from our trip of death. And it's gonna be 20 minutes till we reach the bus stop.
So let me pass time by reading out the news and commenting on it for your entertainment.
[Dramatic music plays in the background]
Yesterday in the Central Asian Federation. There was a car blast in the province of Kunlun. The casualties are staggering. 42 dead. Blah Blah. Group claims responsibility. Blah Blah Blah. My comment happens everyday and the dead have found peace for 42 is the meaning of life.
Stop the goddamn inappropriate music!
[Music stops]
(sigh) still 16 minutes to go. Let just do a time skip. A long time skip. TIME SKIP!
40 minutes later,
We arrive at our door step with luggage in hand. It's good that you guys took a 40 minutes time skip. Or you would be bored to death.
“Hell of a weekend. Right?”(Kakeshi)
“I don't know about that. But it was hell for sure.”(Takeo)
I ring the door bell and mom comes running to open the door. As the door opened, us brother’s were greeted with a radiant smile. Too bright for my taste.
“You guys came back at a good time. Meet my sister and your aunt Mitsuru. She’s come to stay with us for awhile. .”(Mother)
Oh, fuck me! I just came back from my funeral. Give me a goddamn break. Give me 10 chapters of me, playing video games, reading manga, watching anime and mastubating to anime hentai.
Me and kakeshi enter the hall room and greeted with our aunt in a very cliche way.
“Mitsuru-nee. This is Takeo and this is Kakeshi.”(Mother)
We, brothers just said “Hey.” In a very awkward manner.
Aunt Mitsuru stood up from her sit. She came close to us and just hugged us. Like both of us.
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During the hug, I could feel one of her big soft breasts rubbing against my chest. But that was nothing for me and Kakeshi was not effected as well.
But we were, as you would say. “Shell shocked”, yes. That would be the word. Perfect for describing us at this point.
We don’t even know this woman and she’s hugging us this tight. It's like we are her long lost children and she found us.
“But, that's not the case.”(Author)
She finally let go of us. And she was in tears.
“Sorry about that. It's been ages since I last saw you guys. You were so small back then.”(Mitsuru)
“It sure is.....”(Kakeshi)
Kakeshi and I looked at each other. We hadn't heard of her from mom like at all.
Man, this is a strange day. But it was planned by the motherfucker himself, the Author.
“Stop being a bitch. I can abuse you as much as I want.”(Author)
“Can I atleast can i have a time skip? I really don’t wanna deal with this.”(Takeo)
“Sure, why not? I’ll be merciful. Also writing emotional and personal dialogue is a pain in the ass and it's in the budget. So why the hell not.”(Author)
20 minutes later because i can.....
I open my eyes and I’m in my room. Safe and sound. Skipping almost 20 minutes. I don't even know what I did or said in those 20 minutes. I could've killed someone in those 20 minutes. Or could’ve join a terrorist group. Or could’ve joined a orgy.
Oh! Man, my head hurts. I should stop worrying. I’m the main character. I can't say anything wrong.
As I start to unpack my luggage I had prepared for my trip. Someone knocked at the door.
I stopped what I was doing and attended the door. I opened the door and it was Kakeshi.
“So, what's up?”(Kakeshi)
“Spill the bean. Kakeshi-sama.”(Takeo)
“Nothing, I just asking how you were doing, Takeo-kun.”(Kakeshi)
“Is that the only reason?”(Takeo)
“I needed some advice from you.”(KaKeshi)
“What do need advice for? Don’t tell me you having a problem with yandere girl” (Takeo)
“No, not that kind of problem. But dating problem.”(Kakeshi)
“We’re only 20 minutes backs and you're already packing a date with a girl. How typical! You know, you need to take things slowly. Next minutes, your gonna be killed by your harem of girls that love you. I’m not a guy you want advice on dating from. But I know a guy. Keima Katsuragi. I’ll patch you through to him.”(Takeo)
“okay, thanks for your help.”(Kakeshi)
After all that. It's 12 pm in the night and i’m gazing at the sky above. During my trip. Only one good thing happened to me. I got to look at the clear sky without light pollution of the city lights.
It was beautiful. The stars race through the skies and constellations take shape.
The universe makes humans look so small and in effort to become bigger than it. We started to reach for the stars. We only started exploring in 1960s. I wonder, would happen if humanity had grasped the knowledge of flying much earlier.
The Answer is quite simple. A quote by Havelock Ellis would be suffice for it.
“The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago...had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands”
The rest is upto you to think. I’m gonna sleep. It's already late.
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