Kung Fu Panda: The New World Order

Valley of Peace

The Jade Palace

Travis is impressed. Few things can impress the young otter, but he is very impressed at the results he is currently seeing. One hour and forty minutes have passed since the start of the training, and already Tigress, Po and Nu Hai have made it at the bottom of the stairs.

{Not bad, I was expecting at least another half an hour.} Thought Travis. The young otter is currently seated down at the bottom of the stairs. The first to made it down was Tigress, then Po and finally Nu Hai.

“Okay you three, not bad. Do you want to take a rest or continue?” Asked Travis.

“I wouldn’t mind a little brake.” Said Nu Hai.

“Me too.” Said Po.

Tigress on the other hand didn’t answer, and instead began her ascend back up. Both Po and Nu Hai stare at the female tiger with wide eyes and hanging mouth. Travis small, he can tell that Tigress will be a promising student.

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City of Thief

Silverfang and Scorpion both enter the dangerous city of Thief. The two came in front of a motel. Both enter through the door, a female Grass snake is currently seated at the front checking desk. Silverfang and Scorpion walked/slither up toward her. The grass snake is reading a magazine, not really paying attention toward the two.

“Ahem, we would like a room please.” Said Silverfang. The grass snake sigh and closed her magazine book, finally looking at the two. Her eyes widen when she lay eyes on Silverfang. The grass snake smile a slutty smile and half closed her eyes.

“Hello handsssome, what can I do for you today?” asked the grass snake. Scorpion rolled her eyes and made a gagging face.

“One room please my lovely dear.” Answered Silverfang. The grass snake eyes drifted toward Scorpion and almost instantly her features change.

“Is she with you?” asked the grass snake.

Silverfang nod his head. “She is, she is my step sister. Our parents are getting married tomorrow.” Explained Silverfang. That explanation made the grass snake smile instantly.

“Of course. Here you go handsssome, oh and my name is Ellen by the way.” Said Ellen.

“Thank you Ellen. And hey, what do you say you and I grab a bite to eat later tonight?” asked Silverfang with a smirk.

“Ssssure thing. I get off at sssix.” Said Ellen. Silverfang nod his head and walked toward the direction of their room, with Scorpion right behind him. The two stood in front of room 24, it is located at the top floor. Silverfang used the room key and open the door. Both enter the room and Silverfang closed the door behind him.

“Step sister? Really?” asked Scorpion.

“Sorry, but I don’t do the married lying. And beside we will need her.” Said Silverfang.

“Oh? And why is that?” asked Scorpion.

“She’s at the front desk, meaning she knows everyone that comes through those door. If we use her, we can quickly find Fenghuang.” Explained Silverfang.

“Hmmm……I see. And you think that she is willing to just give the information away like that?” asked Scorpion.

Silverfang shrugged. “Maybe, maybe not. And that is where you comes in” said Silverfang.

“Me?” asked Scorpion.

“Yes you. I want you to try and steal the registration book. I don’t really care how you do it, just do it. But don’t kill whomsoever is there.” Said Silverfang.

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Silverfang is currently waiting for Ellen. The white serpent sigh, he’s not a fan of pretend dates but being an agent means coming out of your comfort zone. The tip of a green tail tap Silverfang’s back. He turn around and smile at Ellen.

“Ready?” asked Silverfang.

“Yesssss.” Answered Ellen. The two snakes exit the motel.

Scorpion soon appeared around the corner, she smirked when she saw Ellen’s replacement, a male sloth.

“Too easy.” Said Scorpion.

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Silverfang nod his head, a smile present on his face. Both himself and Ellen are seated at the table of a basic restaurant. And from the moment they were seated, Ellen have not stopped talking about herself.

{Gosh, this has to be one of the worst date he have ever been on.} Thought Silverfang. The white serpent was happy when the waiter arrived with their food. Finally managing to shut up Ellen. Silverfang waited for the female serpent a moment to eat before asking his questions.

“Ahem. So Ellen, I wanted to ask you a few questions, if you don’t mind?” asked Silverfang.

“Let me guess. You want to know about someone?” asked Ellen. Silverfang looked at Ellen with a raised eyebrow. The female grass snake stare back at him. Silverfang sigh.

“I see. So you already figure it out huh?” asked Silverfang.

Ellen nodded her head. “You’re not the first to try this stunt, and definitely not the last. Heck, just last week an Ox did the same thing.” Explained Ellen.

“Hmmm……well that kinda makes it easier, I guess. So what will it takes for such information?” asked Silverfang.

“Well, the date is a start. Let’s continue with just who are you?” asked Ellen.

“My name is agent Silverfang, I am a Crusader.” Answered Silverfang.

“An agent huh? Well I have just hit the jackpot. Now tell me handsome, just who is it that you is looking for?” asked Ellen.

“An female owl by the name of Fenghuang.” Answered Silverfang.

“I see. I do know her, and her whereabouts. But it will cost you.” Said Ellen.

“How much?” asked Silverfang.

“$500,000 yen, cash.” Answered Ellen.

“Deal.” Said Silverfang.

“Great. And since you’re so cute. If you “satisfied” me tonight, I will only cost you $400,000 yen.” Said Ellen in a very slutty tone.

“Hahaha, I rather pay.” Answered Silverfang. The disappointment is plain on Ellen’s face.

“Your lost.” Said Ellen.

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Scorpion scoffed. The female anthropoid is currently laying down on her bed, reading the reception book. The room door open, and Silverfang slithered in, closing the door behind him.

“Why is Ellen’s substitute laying behind his desk unconscious?” Asked Silverfang.

“At least he’s not dead. He will be conscious in a few more minutes.” Said Scorpion, who sigh and closed the book.

“Anything?” asked Silverfang.

“Nothing. What about you?” asked Scorpion.

“I got a lead, but will have to wait tomorrow.” Said Silverfang.

“Good. Now how exactly will you convince Fenghuang to help us? From my very few encounter with her, I can tell that she is not easy to…..convince as me.” Said Scorpion.

“Hmmmm…….I am sure we can work something out. Now get some rest, we will need it.” Said Silverfang, who slithered into the restroom, closing the door behind. Scorpion toss the reception book onto the floor and got under the bed cover. Not long, Silverfang re-enter the room and slithered into his own bed. The two were fast asleep.

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The Valley of Peace

Jade Palace

Travis stood at the entrance of the Jade Palace. The young otter is currently looking up at the cloudless blue sky.

{This is a good day for a nap.} Thought Travis. The young otter sigh, wishing to be sleeping under a tree to enjoy this beautiful day.

“Made it.” Said a voice. Travis turn his direction toward the source and smile. Tigress have made it to the top, she is the first to made it at the bottom and the top. Travis started to clapped for the female tiger.

“Well done Tigress, and as promise. I will be teaching you a special technique.” Said Travis. The two waited for a total of 2 hours before everyone made it back to the top. Travis unlocked everyone special weights, much to their relief.

“Okay, you all got 1 hour to eat, drink and use the bathroom before we continue again.” Said Travis.

“What!?” asked Bao.

“Yap.” Said Travis, who walked away, headed toward the palace. Everyone groan but slowly follow the young otter.

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Travis closed the Palace gate behind him. He volunteered to do night watch for the Valley, since everyone (Tigress included) is bone tired. Travis pray the tonight will be a slow and boring night. Travis quickly made it down the 1000 steps of the Jade Palace, and soon enter the valley. The cool air felt amazing on the young teen fur.

“Tonight is going to be a good night.” Said Travis out loud.

Two hour later

Travis punch the last robber across his face, knocking him out. This makes the third robbery within the last two hours. Travis grab a piece of rope and tied the robbers up.

“Note to self. Stop counting my chicken before they hatched.” Said Travis out loud.

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City of Thief

The next day in the City of Thief, three figure sat around a table at a café. Two snakes and one scorpion. Silverfang took a sip of his coffee, sighing in content of the taste. Ellen and Scorpion both are drinking a cup of jasmine tea. The café is almost empty, with only a few customers present.

“Ahem. So, my money?” asked Ellen. Silverfang used his tail and grab a suitcase, placing it on the table. The agent pushed it toward Ellen. Said snake used her own tail to grab the suitcase and opening it. The suitcase is filled with money. Ellen nod her head and closed the suitcase.

“You’re not going to count it?” asked Scorpion.

“No. I trust Silverfang. Now as I promised.” Said Ellen, who presented a folder for her two guest. Silverfang took the folder with his tail and lay it down on the table, he then use his tail to open the folder. Inside it is a map, and on the map has an X.

“There is where you will find Fenghuang, she only comes to the city for business. She actually left two days ago, and won’t return for at least another week.” Explained Ellen.

“It seems that she is only a few miles away from the city. Hmmm……we can reach her place in two hours by foot. One if we take a chariot ride, or 30 minutes if I Flash Step us.” Said Silverfang.

“No Flash Step. My stomach is still hurting me.” Said Scorpion, glaring at the white snake.

“Then we will catch a ride.” Said Silverfang, who closed the folder. He then turn his attention toward Ellen.

“Just to clarify, if what you give us is incorrect, then I will personally come back……and kill you.” Said Silverfang. Ellen, unfazed by the threat only rolled her eyes.

“Right, right.” Said Ellen. With that being said, both Silverfang and Scorpion quickly finished off their drinks and soon exit the café. They quickly grab their gears and a ride. Soon exiting the city.

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The driver stopped a few feet away from their destination. Both Silverfang and Scorpion exit the ride, with Silverfang paying the driver. Both walked/slithered toward their target. 10 minutes later and both spotted a small house in a clearing.

“So, what’s the plan?” whisper Scorpion. Silverfang turn toward Scorpion and gave a small smile.

“Just how good of a poison specialist are you?” asked Silverfang in a whisper.

“I specialize in healing and killing. My poison talent can goes from paralysis to death.” Explained Scorpion in a whisper.

“Good. Then here is what we’ll do.” Whisper Silverfang.

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Fenghuang. The ex leader of the Furious Five and current top 5 villain of China. A dangerous person with very few to challenge her. A master of the forbidden art of kung fu. Said bird is currently laying down on her sofa. Her latest job has her worn out.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Fenghuang’s eyes flew open and she was on her claws instantly. No one would dear to visit her. She made that perfectly clear, that if you require her services, you wait. Fenghuang slowly made her way toward the front door. She stood a few inches away, debating who could it be.

{I don’t think it’s the cops, I made sure to cover my track. It could be one of my clients, but they knows the rule for contacting me. And my “date" won’t be here until 7.} Thought Fenghuang.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Fenghuang placed her right wing over the handle of the door and quickly pulled the door open. Scorpion's figure stood before her. Fenghuang blinked a few times, confused as to why another villain is before her.

“Finally, I was wondering if I should break in through your window.” Said Scorpion.

Fenghuang shook her head, staring down at Scorpion.

“What are you doing here?” asked Fenghuang.

“At least let me in.” said Scorpion.

“And why should I?” asked Fenghuang.

“Because that is what a good hostess do.” Said Scorpion. Fenghuang continue to stare at Scorpion for a few more seconds, before stepping aside and allowing her entrance. Scorpion thanked her and quickly walked into the house. Fenghuang poke her head outside, looking in all directions before pulling back her head and closing the door. Fenghuang turn around, facing Scorpion.

“Can we discuss what I have to say in the kitchen and over a cup of tea?” asked Scorpion.

“Why?” asked Fenghuang.

Scorpion rolled her many eyes and kissed her teeth. “Because that is what a good hostess do. Seriously Fenghuang, you acted like you never own a house before.” Said Scorpion.

“Listen to me you right legged freak, I don’t give a rat shit about being a good fucking hostess! All I want to frigging know is what the hell you’re here for!” Shouted Fenghuang.

Scorpion closed her eyes and bit her tongue, her reflex almost took over. Which was to sting the living shit out of the disrespectful owl.

{Remember the plan Scorpion, we need her alive.} Thought Scorpion. Scorpion slowly open all her eyes, staring down the much bigger woman.

“I walked here from the City of Thief. I am tired, and thirsty. The least you can do is help out an old friend.” Said Scorpion.

Fenghuang continued to stare at her guest. After almost a whole minute of neither blinking or avoiding each other’s eyes. Fenghuang nod her head. Fenghuang led them both into the kitchen and pointed at one of the seat. Scorpion gracefully took her seat. Fenghuang next fetch her tea set. Scorpion watch her like a hawk, not trusting her fellow villain. It took Fenghuang 3 minutes to properly brew the tea. The owl placed a cup of tea in front of Scorpion and another cup for herself. Scorpion watched as she took her seat opposite from her.

“Thank you.” Said Scorpion, who slowly and delicately grab hold of her tea cup and took a sip. Fenghuang mimic her actions, also taking a sip. Scorpion placed her tea cup down and clear her throat.

“So the reason why I am seeking out your help is because of a rumor I heard. The Dragon Warrior Po……is in love. But not with just anyone, but her the leader of the Furious Five, Tigress.” Said Scorpion.

Fenghuang scoffed. “I figure out their feelings for each other’s a long time ago.” Said Fenghuang.

“Right. Anyways, my plan is to placed Tigress under my control, and have her kill herself. Thus, breaking Po heart and maybe even force him to retire or turn evil. Whatever the result is, this is my perfect opportunity to extract my revenge. But I need your help.” Explained Scorpion.

“And what will I get for helping you?” asked Fenghuang.

“Revenge.” Answered Scorpion.

“I think more is require. Up your stakes or leave bitch.” Said Fenghuang.

{Gosh I want to fucking sting you to death} thought Scorpion.

“What do you want?” asked Scorpion.

“Money. And lots of it. $1,000,000 ryo.” Said Fenghuang. Scorpion’s jaw hit the table. She couldn’t believe this woman. Scorpion slowly closed her mouth and took a deep breath in and then slowly out.

“And how will I get that kind of money?” asked Scorpion.

“Don’t care. When you get the money, then we can do business.” Said Fenghuang.

“I only have $300,000 on me.” Said Scorpion.

“Not enough.” Said Fenghuang.

“And just how do you expect me to earn the rest? Huh?” asked Scorpion through gritted teeth.

“Simple. Sell your body.” Answered Fenghuang. Scorpion gasped and stare at the owl in disbelief.

{What!? As if I, a respectful villain would lower myself to such……act. Who the fuck do she think she is?} Thought Scorpion.

“I rather die before I lay on my back life a fucking whore!” Shouted Scorpion.

“Look, I got important things to deal with. Either you agree with my demands or don’t. Your choice.” Said Fenghuang. Scorpion open her mouth to answer………..

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Fenghuang turn her head toward the direction of the door. She stood up and walked toward the door. Fenghuang grab hold of the handle and open the door, no one is there. She looked left, right, up and finally down. There she spotted a bouquet of Roses and a note. Fenghuang raised a thin eyebrow and grab the note.

[To the most beautiful woman in the world. I can’t wait for our date tonight] Love Luca.

Fenghuang rolled her eyes, she grab the bouquet of Roses and walked back inside. She placed the bouquet down on a table then re-enter the kitchen. Scorpion, her guest is still there, staring down at her almost empty cup. Fenghuang took back her seat. Scorpion sigh and look up, staring Fenghuang in her eyes.

“Give me one week. I’m sure I can get the money for you by then.” Said Scorpion.

“Of course you will. Heck I even know a few “clients” who would pay big money for a fine specimen like yourself.” Said Fenghuang with a cocky smirk.

Scorpion again almost lost her cool and attack her hostess. Scorpion instead hissed at the other woman. Fenghuang smirk grew. She then grab hold of her tea cup and finished off the remainder of her tea. Now it was Scorpion turn to smirk. Fenghuang placed her cup down and saw the smirk.

“What are you……..” Fenghuang couldn’t finished her sentence. All of a sudden, her body felt numb, her muscles are tense, her vision is blurring and her throat felt dry. Fenghuang felt down off her chair and landed on the floor.

“Nothing like a little poison to start the day right. Huh, Fenghuang?” asked Scorpion with a smirk. Fenghuang mentally cursed the scorpion before blacking out. Scorpion hopped off her seat and walked toward the front door. She open it and whistle. Silverfang slithered out of his hiding place and slithered toward the house. Together the two bind Fenghuang and lay her on her sofa.

“How much poison did you used?” asked Silverfang.

“A good amount, not enough to kill her, but she will be out for at least 5 hours.” Answered Scorpion.

“Five hours? I thought we agreed on 2 hours?” asked Silverfang.

“We did, but then she pissed me off and I decided to prolong the dose. Anyways, I am going to take a nap. Wake me up before she come too.” Said Scorpion, who walked away and headed to look for Fenghuang’s bedroom. Silverfang sigh and lay down before Fenghuang.

{This is going to be a long wait.} Thought Silverfang.

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Fenghuang slowly open her eyes, her vision still blurry. Fenghuang blink a few more times and closed her eyes. A few minutes later and Fenghuang open her eyes, her vision is back to normal. And the first thing she see is the traitor Scorpion. Fenghuang tried to attack her but felt her movements restricted. She looked down and she that she is bind.

“I see that you’re finally awake. Oh and you don’t have to worry about Luca. I told him that you will be busy tonight.” Said Scorpion with a smirk.

“You fucking bitch. When I get lose, you is so dead.” Said Fenghuang.

“I’m afraid that won’t be possible.” Said Silverfang. Fenghuang turn toward the direction of the voice. Silverfang slithered from out of the kitchen and stood between the two. Fenghuang look between the two.

{What an unusual pair} thought Fenghuang.

“And who the hell is you? Don’t tell me you’re her boyfriend?” asked Fenghuang.

“Hello Fenghuang, it nice to finally meet you. Now allow me to introduce myself. I am Silverfang, I am a Crusader agent. And we need your help.” Explained Silverfang.

Crusader. Is. Out.

Jesus. Is. Love.