The last thing you remember is fucking that piece of shit and a crumbling realm.

Now you find yourself inside a circular sphere of black energy, and several chains tie you to it. You can feel the sphere is trying to suck in your energy and seal you away. You are beginning to despise round things.

“Your mere presence is a danger to this world. I cannot allow you to exist any further,” an ancient voice rings in your ears. You don’t know whose voice is this, but it surely isn’t the voice of the ball you just killed.

You reply with a grin. Ever since summoned to this reality, you are facing obstacle after obstacle. This is only making your resolve to live stronger. You are a mighty being, and everything here fears you.

You laugh as you unleash your powers. The chains turn red and begin to melt away. Cracks appear on the energy sphere.

“You… I’ve underestimated you!” The ancient voice anxiously says.

“Like your mother then! That’s how she replied to me back then,” you say madly laughing as your energy destroys everything.

A huge explosion follow. You are now free from the shackles of the sphere. The ancient voice can be heard no more.

You can hear the individual sounds of falling bricks and rubble. You patiently wait for the cloud of dust to wane down, and you find yourself inside a Monastery. Several monks of both genders are staring at you, and you can see the terror in their eyes.

However, the head of the monks sprints towards you. He seems to recognise you.

“My Grace! I cannot believe this Miracle!” He begins crying and praising you, much to your confusion.

“Your Grace, you have finally answered our prayers, you have responded to our plights!”

When they hear this, the other monks in the area rush ahead and join him.

“Pope Ever Love is back! He has awoken from his grave to purge away the evil plaguing these lands!”

You frown. You immediately use your godly powers to inspect the Monastery and the desires of the monks. Although their thoughts aren’t that clear to you, it seems they are some kind of holy order, the Order of Forever Love. Their lands are in danger and on the verge of being conquered by an evil empire.

They have spent the last couple of days praying, hoping for their founder’s divine interception, some kind of weirdo with the name of Pope Ever Love. They now believe you are their founder who has awoken from his slumber.

You are not sure if you should laugh or cry.

You jump high and slowly descend, face upwards, enjoying the fresh breath of air. You leave your arms open as you land on your tiptoes, just before the leader of the monks.

Every single one of them is looking at you, with hopes in their eyes.

Teach them the true meaning of love. Orchestrate an orgy. Slaughter everyone. Ignore them and proceed to the outside world.

[Option 1 – stop reading and skip to chapter 10]

[Option 2 – stop reading and skip to chapter 11]

[Option 3 – continue reading below]

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You extend your hand and caress the chin of the Head Monk, looking deeply into his eyes.

“My humble servant, do I look like a holy person to you?”

He stares at you. “Of course you do, my holiness!”

You feel disgusted. You extend your terrible aura over the entire monastery, which paralyses everyone present here.

“You bunch of freaks, I am only going to repeat this once, so listen very well to what I am about to say. First of all, I am not the person you are waiting for, and I am not your saviour. More importantly, I am now going to leave this shitty place. If you say anything or try to stop me, I will reduce you to dust together with this building.”

You flash your reddish eyes at the Head Monk. Then you let him go. He falls on the ground crawling in fear.

You grandiosely walk, slowly, towards the exit of the Monastery. Every monk gazes at you in fear and nobody dares to make the slightest movement. You feel great as you walk past them. The sensation of being an Evil Lord is fucking cool.

You finally arrive at the entrance of the building, and then you exit to the outside world.

[Continue at chapter x – chapter number will be revealed when more chapters are released]