《Questworld Union Of Underworked Adventurers》6. Announcement: Success! (And a tiny confession)
Advertisement
Take heed, our underworked dears. Something has happened that may not ever happen again in our long and battleless lives.
We have success!
We asked for those pesky imps to be dealt with, and they're gone! That will teach them all for that single missing coin. Of course, we let a few breeding pairs go to pass on the tradition of their kind's glory days as messengers of the gods (that's us!) to future generations. And given imps reach breeding age within a couple of years of hatching, we may well have a vengeful army of raging firespawn burning through our villages soon enough for you to deal with.
Also, by our viewing crystals, we have established a dramatic fall in new viewers of our valuable invisible scrolls. You know what this means, right? Just as few meaningless fetch quests, but less heroes to take them up. Yes, we have managed to slash our membership numbers by about 30% by getting you onto those irksome creatures.
We have a little confession, our brave survivors. We told a TINY white lie when setting our quest. Imps are NOT immune to frog damage, silly! We only said that to maximise their chances of murdering you. As you are still alive, why not take a moment to appreciate how we look after your livelihoods by getting your peers removed. Just make sure it's not you the next time we tell you a deadly lie.
Finally, about our new messengers: we hope you got this scroll peacefully. Trials with the new goblin messengers showed they were rather eager to find such divine purpose after only three days of solitary confinement. Therefore, when you saw a goblin hurtling towards you at top speed just minutes ago, grinning and exposing yellowed crooked fangs, holding aloft your almost guaranteed unrotten prize shield in one claw and this scroll like a club in the other, we hope you saw this for the happiness to help it was and not a sign of attack.
Advertisement
Of course, the only way to warn you would have been a scroll carried by these very same goblins that are hopefully not lying dead at your feet now. We're still being held hostage in a pub close to our union hall, remember.
If you have indeed killed your personal messenger, please send our standard colleague murder fine of 50 gold onto Webley via the next goblin to come your way. There is a particularly nice-looking smoky whisky behind the bar right now that may just help us to get through this unnerving situation of sharing the room with the big adventurers that want you all kept well away. But it IS expensive.
We will continue to guide you throughout this tricky situation. We just wanted to say well done for not dying so far.
Oh, and we thought we best tell you. Drunk Dave has just found that missing gold coin. It must have followed him when he slid under his stool a couple of nights back.
Turns out you're a crazed imp murderer for no reason. But it's ok. Pay your membership on time and we may just forget to tell the guards.
Advertisement
Dungeon Core Story
*This story has been dropped. I was writing it very chapter by chapter, then left it for a long time. When I came back I no longer liked the foundations I've built. I've learned much and will be starting something new* A dungeon that isn't a reincarnated human, but an all natural freshly born dungeon core with lots to learn about a world filled with magic and power.
8 115The Life of the Phoenix Titan
Summary A new baby is born into a fantasy world, and that baby is named Lakshman Chand, whose nickname is Lucky. The story follows as the boy encounters many different things along his growth and embarks on a journey to uncover the mysteries of his past and discover his destiny. Note from Author Hello, readers. This is a rewrite of the original Phoenix Rising that I had started way back in 2014 and am still going with over 500 chapters. I am rewriting from scratch on this one because, when I looked back at the earlier chapters, I found out that I had made a lot of mistakes, plot holes that went unexplained, and links missing between events. That's why, I've decided to write from the beginning with a new vision of improving the story, bridging the missing links, and change our certain events happened to make a much better story than the original. So, I thank each and every one of you for giving this story a chance, and I hope that you will come to like it. Please do leave comments down in each chapter to give me possible feedback or any suggestions for me to improve my story on. I gladly accept all advices from my readers and promise I will adapt to the best I possible could with the vision I have for this story. Phoenix Rising: Wikia
8 198The Business of Wishes
(Fantasy BL) From ancient times, there existed businesses that sold wishes if the customer paid the right price. It didn't matter if the wisher was human or not. For more reasons than one, the current wish granted Xiao finds it is difficult to not get lost in the mysteries of his job and the world around him. There is discord brewing all around him. And, as the water thickens, so does the stakes for everyone involved. Magic might turn out to be not so magical after all as their worlds collide in his view. Not to mention, their latest acquaintance seems a little sketchy. And the dreams that haunt one's subconsciousness make everything much more complicated. (Official twitter : daygo.n.)
8 177Long Shadow
No destiny, no choice, no hope. Our protagonist, a coward summoned to a world meant for heroes; a new world with new rules and old cruelties. Join him on his adventures as he must deal with menus, monsters, and mysteries in this litrpg fantasy. Thomas Goodwill was an average boy with an average life, all that changed when he woke up in a new reality. Now, out of his depth, damn near out of his mind, he must learn to survive in a game-like reality with no reloads, checkpoints, or save scumming. He does, however, have a drunk snake. Thank you for reading my first story, hopefully, the first of many to come. This will be my main story and is meant to help me practice and hone my skills as I slowly produce more complex ideas. It's a litrpg in which I want to only lightly focus on the mechanics as I don’t want to pad out the word count with math and number tables and while I want to add a few of my own twists here and there, overall I’m going to keep this story close to generic as possible so that I don't let my inexperience lead me into a corner. Thanks again to all willing to leave a review or some constructive criticism, without you I'd never improve. Unfortunately, Cover art is by me.
8 5542'n Aloysius
Sparks flash from the local library in Yuoshi, as a vortex swirled inside. One high-schoolers fate spiralled out of control, but unforseen factors threw a wrench into his destiny. What if the main protagonist never became one, and were instead replaced by two layabout brothers?
8 125King's Throne: Snow's Story
The three children swore to be together, in grieve and happiness. They were orphaned since birth. Sharing that single fact in their life, the three grew to be closer and closer. They lived in street, where deah could always come to claim their life in a winter. But the goddess of luck smiled at them on a snowy day. The King of the land found them. Street life turned into a comfortable life. Unfortunately, life in the palace is not as easy as expected. Politics, obligations and responsibilities always exist. Everything on the surface looked just fine, without anyone knowing a calamity figure was hiding beneath.
8 200