《Romeo, India’s: Where was his Juliet?》arranged marriages
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Yahoo Messenger: 10 October 2000 06:59 PM
Subject: arranged marriages
romeobanglore: please.....please........................
romeobanglore: your date is not yet come....right? it is not the time.....
julietscity: yes Mr.
romeobanglore: it comes around 12 or 13th
julietscity: hey........................................
romeobanglore: right?
julietscity: every month is different...
julietscity: you will make girls pregnant!
julietscity: are you really busy now....say it...please...
romeobanglore: hahaha...that is great! how you women remembers this?
julietscity: we don't have to...it's our body
julietscity: we know the signal
julietscity: I told you it happens every 28 days
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julietscity: ?
romeobanglore: that colleague came again...she just wants to know what I was doing
romeobanglore: 24/male/bangalore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
romeobanglore: connection is not proper
julietscity: Why is she so interested in you... she must be in love with you... right?
romeobanglore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
romeobanglore: she is just like a sister
julietscity: YES.... ABSOLUTELY
julietscity: You think she's an older sister... but she doesn't think so!
romeobanglore: she is just a colleague
julietscity: Of course... she is your colleague... she likes you and falls in love with you ...
romeobanglore: NOOOO
romeobanglore: she told me that I am like an younger brother
romeobanglore: she is elder than me by 1 year
julietscity: I am more than one year older than you
romeobanglore: hey.....no way
romeobanglore: she told me that I am like an younger brother
julietscity: Every time... when we chat... she will know... why?
julietscity: Your computer is connected to her computer, otherwise, how would she know?
julietscity: Now she's talking to you... you smile at her, right?
romeobanglore: not only when we chat...she comes here often....my project leader and she worked in the same company before coming here
romeobanglore: so she is fist his friend
romeobanglore: I came to know her through him
julietscity: you are a project leader
romeobanglore: she is not here now
romeobanglore: I mean my project manager
julietscity: did you?
romeobanglore: just senior to me
julietscity: oh...
romeobanglore: I told you "Devesh". He was there in Frankfurt with me
julietscity: be carefulllllll...she likes you
julietscity: Ha...I saw the name on the chat list...
romeobanglore: she likes me only as a friend or brother
romeobanglore: That is not Devesh. He has another chat name
julietscity: Ha...now you agree...she likes you!!! How many movies did you watch with her?
romeobanglore: ha!!!!!!! believe me...she is not like that
julietscity: Have you two gone to the movies?
romeobanglore: her parents are from my state...that is one reason she comes and talk to me in my dialect
romeobanglore: no...we had never
julietscity: it's not fun...
julietscity: Devesh?
romeobanglore: I am telling seriously
romeobanglore: Devesh is not here now...went out somewhere
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julietscity: Do you date other ladies in the company?
julietscity: Nope?
julietscity: Would you like to introduce me to your office lady?
romeobanglore: not many ladies know details about you. They have some ideas...but not concrete
romeobanglore: this girl's name is Prisha
romeobanglore: how can I introduce you?
julietscity: These days I went to the Indian chat room ...
julietscity: I hope to find any women there
romeobanglore: and you got 2 friends, right?
julietscity: But hardly one online? I can't believe it
romeobanglore: go to India regional...Chennai
julietscity: I put some words on the chat box, why are there no Indian women chatting online? Does Indian society not allow them to be there?
julietscity: I want to find someone close to your state
romeobanglore: hahaha...nothing like that...the society is not like you think
julietscity: It's still the same this morning: there is only a 17-year-old female student in her own house
julietscity: Reddy, She says marriage is freer in your state
romeobanglore: that is the impression they have got...because our state is more educationally forward than other states in India
romeobanglore: but in reality...things are not much different
julietscity: But her marriage will also be arranged by her parents. She may not know him before marriage.
romeobanglore: maybe...religion and caste may not make many problems
romeobanglore: in my place
romeobanglore: arranged marriages are mostly like that
julietscity: yes... if we fight... this will be a problem, no Indian woman will fight with her hubby
julietscity: you know what hubby means?
romeobanglore: husband
julietscity: yes
romeobanglore: Indian women also fight with their husbands...but they both try not to break the relation
julietscity: oh... Hope to be farther away from us
romeobanglore: ?
julietscity: If you hit me... I will, of course, break the relationship right away and run away at night
romeobanglore: the way our relation goes...you might be the one to hit me!!!!!
julietscity: I will give you some medicine and cut off your P, so as not to hurt others... Then I will flee with all the babies at night.
julietscity: Then the next day's news will make you famous in the world
julietscity: hahaha....
romeobanglore: I am scared of staying with you now! the first thing you want to do is to cut it!!!!!!!!!!!!
julietscity: Yes...if you hit me...
romeobanglore: I will keep a radio in your pussy
romeobanglore: so I can know where you are
romeobanglore: I will come here and cut your nipples
romeobanglore: hmph!
julietscity: I run away ... you never know where I am?
julietscity: I can't hit you... you are so tall... how can I do that?
romeobanglore: I have the radio in there!!!! I will get signals
julietscity: no radio... should that be a bug?
romeobanglore: I don't know you might jump on the bed or...throw something
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julietscity: your hand is longer than my hand, how can I throw it at you accurately
romeobanglore: a bug is essentially a radio transmitter
julietscity: oh... just make sure the radio prevents pregnancy
julietscity: I should put it on voluntarily
romeobanglore: hahaha...you already ran away with babies...why you need more?
julietscity: your phone rings again, right?
romeobanglore: no...connection lost
romeobanglore: but you ran away with babies!
julietscity: so?
romeobanglore: why you need more and more babies?
julietscity: and you can't have other babies with other women
romeobanglore: if you want to come back later....then if I don't have P, what will happen?
julietscity: I don't want other women to enjoy your P, it's only for me
julietscity: We already have babies ... and I didn't cut your fingers
romeobanglore: ha!!!!! you like fingers and tongue more than P!!!!!!!!!!!
julietscity: oh... I forgot your tongue... maybe I should cut your tongue next... otherwise, you will scold me every day.
romeobanglore: you like finger first, then tongue and then P!!!!!!!!!!!
romeobanglore: I will write my scolding
julietscity: No...I like P first...tongue next, fingers are so so
romeobanglore: hmmm....I will tell P
julietscity: yes...tell him I miss him very much
julietscity: and his two ball friends
romeobanglore: he also says so...he asks me where is that wet C!!!!!!!
romeobanglore: hmmm
julietscity: Bleed there
romeobanglore: but he has a compliant
romeobanglore: oh...the P is crying
romeobanglore: because his best friend is in blood
romeobanglore: yes....he complaints that the C didn't like inserting
romeobanglore: he envies the tongue
julietscity: Tell him he can't go there for about 5 days a month
romeobanglore: he says the tongue is too lucky
romeobanglore: he can do it everyday
julietscity: No, even the tongue can't play in that dirty place
romeobanglore: it is not dirty....tongue, fingers and P all say loudly
julietscity: why? Do they like blood? Aren't they afraid?
romeobanglore: it is from the most beautiful place in the world
romeobanglore: so it is not scaring
julietscity: do you know what's kernel mode?
romeobanglore: it is related to computer operating system
julietscity: not telecom
romeobanglore: no
julietscity: like Microsoft operating
romeobanglore: kernel is a concept related to operating system...telecom also need it, but not directly
romeobanglore: yes
julietscity: oh...I see
romeobanglore: how is it connected with P and C?
julietscity: no connected, just think of the new friend
romeobanglore: don't think of other persons while making love
julietscity: sorry...
romeobanglore: we discussed about P and C...that is foreplay
romeobanglore: after that making love!
julietscity: hmmm, what about Ojas?
julietscity: does he decide to leave the company soon?
romeobanglore: ?????????
julietscity: now the topic is Ojas
romeobanglore: chi!
julietscity: Has he been to a website looking for a job?
romeobanglore: he is waiting till January
romeobanglore: he also will get job easily there
julietscity: how come?
julietscity: Waiting for January for a bonus?
romeobanglore: his work experience is also very good
romeobanglore: the connection is getting worse
julietscity: ok...
julietscity: your teatime?
romeobanglore: no...teatime is over
julietscity: Goodbye, thank you P and his friends
romeobanglore: r u going?
julietscity: how come? 2:00 pm you just finished lunch, now it's your 4:11 pm
romeobanglore: P wants C
julietscity: hmmm...we can date someday
romeobanglore: 3:30 - 4:00 is the teatime
julietscity: oh...only half hour
romeobanglore: next tea is at 6:00
romeobanglore: yes
julietscity: you have 2 teatimes a day?
romeobanglore: how is your stomach?
romeobanglore: actually 3 teatimes
romeobanglore: 1 breakfast, tea, lunch, tea and tea
julietscity: mine is fine...and bigger than before
romeobanglore: no...it is your date....it might feel bad
julietscity: oh...yesterday was the first day... so the most painful passed
romeobanglore: bigger? hmmm...mine is also ok...a little bigger
romeobanglore: same as you made it in Frankfurt
romeobanglore: why yours is so bigger?
romeobanglore: did it pain too much?
julietscity: hmmm... not comfortable
julietscity: because I didn't do exercise, I didn't walk too much
julietscity: how is your fever?
romeobanglore: too bad...I want to caress you...everywhere
romeobanglore: in the blood also
julietscity: reply email to tell me about the wedding reception this afternoon
romeobanglore: it is not so good
romeobanglore: ok...I will tell in the mail about the treat
julietscity: ok...see you in the mail
romeobanglore: ok...kiss you everywhere in the blood too
julietscity: thanks
julietscity: bye...thanks for all today
romeobanglore: boo boo
julietscity: boooooooooo"booooooooooo"
romeobanglore: thank you toooooooo
julietscity: nope...
julietscity: now I feel better
romeobanglore: what nope?
julietscity: nothing...
julietscity: I feel good after chat with you
romeobanglore: hug u tight
julietscity: yes...hug you tight tooooooo, I want you
romeobanglore: and kiss your lips
julietscity: Yes...you know what I want
romeobanglore: I too want that
julietscity: honey...
julietscity: ok...keep it in mind deeply....everyday..
romeobanglore: my
romeobanglore: princess...
romeobanglore: yes...everyday.....
julietscity: yes...prince
romeobanglore: day and night
romeobanglore: morning to evening
julietscity: from top to toe
julietscity: I love you...
romeobanglore: me too
julietscity: no, you can't cut it short
romeobanglore: hmmmmmm
julietscity: what did you say?
julietscity: connecting is slow again...ok...see you...
julietscity: hello
julietscity: see you...
romeobanglore: you said "I can't cut it short"
romeobanglore: so here it is...
romeobanglore: I love you tooooooo
romeobanglore: tooooooooo much
romeobanglore: ok....bye
julietscity: this time you win...you said the words more than mine
romeobanglore: hahaha
julietscity: bye...now
romeobanglore: bcoz I have more
romeobanglore: bye bye
julietscity: yes...you always have more
julietscity: bye...boo"boo"
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