From: Kamal E Y [email protected]>

To: Sabrina [email protected] >

Sent: 30 March, 2000 02:23 PM

Subject: real or simple??

> Simple vs Real

> A simple friend has never seen you cry.

> A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

> A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.

> A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

> A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.

> A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.

> A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.

> A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

> A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.

>A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

> A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.

> A real friend could blackmail you with it.

> A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

> A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

> A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.

> A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

> A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.

> A real friend expects to always be there for you!

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