《The Damn Hunter》Hectic Morning
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The stars and the moon slowly moves away to make way for the sun to light up the dark sky once more, the street lights start to turn off one by one and a lonely teenager with green eyes and grey hair is walking on the street.
He walks to his house and opens the white colored front gate; he takes off his shoes and jacket and unlocks the door lock on the door with his key.
Yang Guang opens the door and shouted, "Grandpa I'm home."
He walks around the house trying to find his grandpa or Yu Chen when he walks to the kitchen and found a note from his grandpa.
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l Going out for a walk, and remember to go to school. l
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l Don't fall asleep in class again you lazy pig! l
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l Ps: Your favorite breakfast steam buns!
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l From Grandpa l
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Yang Guang then quickly tear the note up into little shreds and throws it into the garbage bin with full force which accidentally destroys the garbage bin. Trash and the note shreds fly everywhere in the air. Suddenly Yang Guang notices there is something else written behind the shredded notes.
Yang Guang slowly fixes up the notes like a puzzle so he could know what was written behind the note on the table in the kitchen beside the steam buns, after a while Yang Guang finally finishes fixing the note back together he reads what is written on the other side of the note.
All the sudden Yang Guang stands up from his chair, walks to the stove and burn the note into ashes.
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l You tear the note and fix it up didn't you? l
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l How dumb you are to fall for something like this?l
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l Ps: You are late to school! l
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l From Grandpa again
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Yang Guang then rushes into the bathroom, a minute later he rushes out from the bathroom. His hair and body are still and there are a few bubbles on his hair.
When he looks at the clock that is hanging on the wall of the living room, he runs back to the kitchen and grabs a steam bun and stuffs it in his mouth.
Instead of leaving Yang Guang did not move instead he looks at the steam buns on the table and smirks.
He then walks out from the house to grab his bicycle and ride to school; suddenly he notices that somebody is looking at him.
Yang Guang looks at his surroundings and sees his neighbors looking at him, he smiles and waves to them. Some of the neighbors wake back to Yang Guang with an awkward smile on their faces, while some start to whisper to each other while looking at Yang Guang.
A balding old man who lives next door to Yang Guang hurriedly walks to the front gate of Yang Guang’s house and call him over, Yang Guang pushes his bicycle out to the front gate with him and greeted the balding old man with a smile.
The balding old man then pulls Yang Guang close to his and whisper softly to his ear. "Guang Guang I have watched you grow up since you were a baby, but I have never thought that you are into exhibitionism."
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WHOOSH
A cold breeze blows onto everyone including Yang Guang, feeling a slight chill on his body, Yang Guang looks down and sees that he is wearing nothing but his underwear.
Yang Guang gives an awkward laugh, he quickly unlocks the lock on the door. His hands are so fast that it was all a blur. Then he kicks the door wide open and rushes inside the house.
BANG
Yang Guang quickly slams the door shut with a strong kick from behind while trying to pull up his pants, and Yang Guang starts his ride to school.
RING RING
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
A housewife who is on her way home from the wet market turns around to and sees Yang Guang charging on his bicycle towards her like a comet.
"MOVE AWAY NOW!"
The housewife quickly does a somersault to avoid crashing into Yang Guang; groceries are flying in the air in all directions. She did a perfect landing and all her groceries landed right back into her bag perfectly.
Yang Guang stops for a moment and started clapping for her, and then he quickly rides away leaving a trail of dust behind.
PAK
A cucumber that manages to stay in midair for all that time finally succumb to the laws of gravity and smash onto the housewife's head, leaving a bum on her head.
After that, Yang Guang reaches a downhill slope instead of slowing down his bicycle he speeds up.
In his heart, Yang Guang is laughing while saying to himself. "So lucky I got a free speed boost."
Due to him descending downhill he gains so much momentum that he starts to catch the scent of rubber burning.
Suddenly a lorry shows up at the crossroad at the end of the downhill slope, the lorry driver notices Yang Guang who is coming towards him so he tried to avoid the accident by pulling the brakes.
The lorry could not stop in time due to how fast Yang Guang is riding down, so the driver closes his eyes and prays that Yang Guang would not turn into a pile meat paste when he crashes into the lorry.
Instead of trying to stop or slow down Yang Guang speeds up once more. When Yang Guang is about 3 meters away from the lorry he stomps on the ground with his feet.
Still riding on his bicycle, Yang Guang soars up into the sky like a majestic bird. The man and the bicycle both fly over the lorry and with a loud crash they landed onto the ground.
The lorry driver who is still in his driver seat witness this madness right before his eyes, he got off his lorry and look in the direction where Yang Guang has gone with his mouth open wide.
BUZZ
A fly flew into the driver's mouth and down his throat before it could realize what has happened the driver had already closed his mouth and drive off.
Yang Guang keeps on dodging everything on his way to school from humans to vehicles he avoided all of them until he reaches a house where a black dog dashes out and starts to chase after him.
Yang Guang turn his head to see the same black dog that barks at him after he had finished off the giant bat on the same day he met Yu Chen.
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He smirks and makes a 180-degree turn and faces the black dog. The teenager and the dog stare at each other in the eye, the black dog bark once as if trying to say that it wants a fight.
Yang Guang nodded in approval as if understanding what the black dog had just said and he rides towards the black dog like a raging bull causing the black dog to run away with his tails between his legs.
Yang Guang laughs loudly and said. "I dare you to come at me you now stupid dog!"
After 5 minutes of chasing, the black dog couldn't run anymore and finally stops in front of Yang Guang. A low whimpering sound comes out from its mouth as if admitting defeat.
Yang Guang got off his bicycle and pats the black dog on its head while saying. "Next time don't bark at people anymore because you might cause them to get caught."
Yang Guang then rides off once more on his journey to school, leaving the black dog behind.
Yang Guang finally gets a chance to catch a breath due to the road in front of him is a straight path without any twist and turns until.
NOW
A sharp corner is right in front of Yang Guang, without even thinking for another second Yang Guang speed up until he is almost at the corner. He quickly tilts his body and changes the direction of the bicycle, and then he grips on his bicycle breaks performing a perfect drift.
Yang Guang finally sees it; he finally sees his grandpa and Yu Chen who are having their morning jog in front of him.
The old man turns his heads when he hears the sound of the bicycle drifting; the old man grins and said to Yu Chen. "Ahh, my breakfast has arrived."
But Yu Chen looks at the old man with a confused manner, and then he looks behind and sees Yang Guang trying to grab something out from his school bag.
Yang Guang speeds up and now he is right beside the old man, he then shouted loudly. "Damn you old bastard!"
SHOUH
A steam bun is flying towards the old man as fast as a missile, instead of trying to dodge the steam bun the old man grabs the steam bun that was flying in mid-air with his mouth.
He then swallows the whole steam bun without a second thought, and then looks at Yang Guang and said. "You make an excellent delivery boy, thanks for the food but I'm still hungry do you still have any more food?"
After saying that to Yang Guang the grin on the old man face is so wide it is not impossible that you can stuff more than a single steam bun into his mouth.
Yang Guang sigh and rides off defeated, leaving the old man and Yu Chen behind, but a slight smirk appears on his face.
Yu Chen then said to the old man. "So this is why you said that you don't need breakfast just now?"
The old man nodded while laughing, he then controls himself to stop laughing and said to Yu Chen. "This grandson of mine really does have shit for...."
Before the old man can finish his sentence another steam bun come flying right to his face, this time the steam bun is even faster than the first one.
SMACK
The steam bun hits the old man right on his nose, causing him to fly back. His nose squirts so much blood it even looks like the blood is pushing him back instead of the force generated by the steam bun's impact.
The old man then falls to the ground and looks at the steam bun on the ground for a moment, he then laughs loudly. "Damn that brat, if I am 10 years younger I would have been able to catch it."
He then gets backs up on his feet and dusted the steam bun and takes a bite out of it, Yu Chen finally reacted and asked if the old man is injured.
"It is just a steam bun, not a steel ball. Let's continue." After the old man had finished his sentence he continues his morning jog.
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After so many shenanigans, Yang Guang almost reaches the school gate but he sees his school gate had already closed, so for one last time, Yang Guang performs the impossible.
Yang Guang quickly jumps down from his bicycle and start to carry it on his back, when he almost reaches the school gate he runs up the gate like a ninja and successfully reaches school.
But his journey has not ended yet; he quickly locks up his bicycle in the school bicycle shed and runs to the north side of the school.
At this moment Yang Guang thank the school for not placing his classroom on the second floor or he would have to jump once more.
With a strong kick, Yang Guang kicks open the classroom door and rush to his seat. When he finally reaches his seat he is too tired to move a muscle and falls asleep.
YANG GUANG STAND UP NOW!
Yang Guang instantly opens his eyes and saw a whiteboard pen flying his way; he quickly catches it in mid-air and said. "Good morning madam Jia."
"You dare sleep in my class again?!" a woman in her forties with black puffy hair and wearing a pair of glasses shouted.
Yang Guang is now crying in his heart while thinking. "Today is Friday, her last class of the week is yesterday so why is she here?"
Madam Jia seems to notice and said to Yang Guang. "I'm here as a substitute, but don't worry I won’t waste your time I will continue teaching where I left off Yesterday."
At that moment the mood of the whole class turns cold, due to them hearing what Madam Jia just said.
"Why am I so unlucky today?" Yang Guang asked in his heart once more and start his unlucky day with some quadratic equations.
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