《The Stupid God who tries to get better》Chapter 3
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SFX: THUD!!
“Ahhhhhh!!”.
I fell down and screamed like an idiot.
“Damn you old geezer! You Baldy! I wish you lose that last hair of yours!”
After getting up with great difficulty I checked the place where I was in. I saw a girl seated down with red eyes looking as if she had cried.
She had shock all over her face.
“Hahaha, woman why are you staring at me so intently, am I so handsome?”
“Ahhhhhhhh!!!”
She started shouting suddenly and covered her face with one hand and started throwing stones with another.
“Ouch! Ouch! Oww! Damn woman why are throwing stones at me? This is why I hate humans, always having different reaction.. oww! To my handsomeness! Ouch!”
She was still shouting.
“Stop it now you damn earthling or I will shoot you down with my .. Ouch!”
I couldn't take it anymore so I decided to kill her now.
“Hahahahaha… don't tell me I didn't give a chance HUMAN! NOW DIE” I pointed my finger at her to shoot her down with my powers but nothing happened.
I cursed that damn old man again in my mind again. I don't have my divine light!!
I finally noticed what was wrong! I didn't have any clothes on!
After another hundred curses to that old geezer in my mind, I ran toward her trying to snatch her jacket.
What a shameful thing to do for a god! But I have no choice!
“When I get my powers back I will bless you with my powers human now hand the jacket over!”
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She saw I was coming closer so she stopped throwing stones and started randomly swinging her arms and punching in the air.
I was too late to react to it before she landed a punch on me.
She looked frail but she could sure pack a punch. BUT SHE HIT THE WRONG PLACE!
“Damn wom..a”, before finishing she landed another punch in the same place, I finally couldn't take it and fainted.
Before fainting I saw her looking at her fist and had a disgusted expression her face like she just touched some shit. Damn woman!
I got up groggily and tried to get up but a sharp pain came down from below. I laid down again.
I looked up in the sky and felt sorry for myself who now had such a weak body….
“ Wait… WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE SUCH A WEAK BODY?!!”
Even though that baldy had taken away my powers he should have given me some powers!! I mean hadn't my uncle the god of ocean and winds been exiled to earth before. He was still given some of his powers!
Just when I was thinking of important things an annoying voice which I would not like to hear came into my ears.
“mmm… are you alright ?”
“What do you think you idiotic woman?! Do you think I would be fine after all that?!!”
“It's your fault for roaming around and trying something dangerous when you're nude…
And I apologize for that.”
Fine I accept it, but it’s all that damned old geezers fault not mine.
I finally got up and looked at that place. She kept her jacket there to cover it up. Even though she kept her jacket there I didn't feel bad at all, it should be her honour to help a God!
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“Who are you anyway?”
“I? Haha haha ….. can't you tell from my handsome face? I am the great God BENZA! The god of all light and music and many more things.”
“Usually gods don't say who they are when they come to Earth so you should be thanking a God like myself who revealed his identity”
She stayed silent for a while and gently furrowed her brows before saying..
“Is this the 8th grade syndrome? I didn't know that it was real though.”
I don't know what she is talking about but it seems kind of bad but I'll chose to ignore it. I tied the jacket around my waist before going to the beach.
“I am taking you're jacket human, you should be honored. I will give you the most beautiful jacket in the world after I get my back. Hahaha…. Ha.. ha.. aaaaaaaaaaah.”
“What happened?”
“I think I am feeling a little groggy after getting up, its nothing….. do you have a mirror?”
“Yeah I have a pocket mirror….?”
While she was taking it out I hurriedly snatched it from her and checked my reflection.
“No it cannot be … where are my blonde hair? What is this face? Why does my face have freckles? Why does my face have oil? What is this? Where is my 10 pack abs? What is all this body fat?”
“Ohhh looks like you have a serious case.”
Two hours later-
While I still couldn't believe reality and was still cursing that old baldy the woman was took me to a store while she bought me some clothes.
I didn't have time to think how disgraceful it was for a woman to buy me clothes and they were of bad quality as well. She kept saying some things about being well and she was telling me about some nonsense that she’ll take me to the doctor or something.
I didn't pay attention to it. I had tried everything I had in my arsenal but nothing worked. That old baldy had literally stripped me of my powers.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!”
I let out an angry shout in grief. The girl next to me who was talking suddenly stopped in shock.
I ran away. Yes a god ran away after just losing his powers. I, who had lost myself with grief ran away. There were too many people on the street. My eyes showed shock and horror. How was I going to live without anything to hold on to?
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