《0 damage assassin》Ride
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(Main lead´s POV)
I found myself surrounded by my enemies. Twin girl is trying to open my stomack. Twin boy hardly does anything except cry. That is one plus. Strange old man is definitely my enemy. Good thing those coals doesn´t deal damage otherwise I would be dead. I just can´t hide. As for old witch, he is looking "thrower" with loving sight. At least she doesn´t do anything to me at least yet. That is second plus.
How am I doing you ask? I have been better. I feel like I´m ball chased by pack of dogs. Problem is those teeth are capable of killing me with one bite. Everyone is being happy except the ball.
I have been trying to find exit for myself. I can´t survive in this tight room. I have to get outside no matter what. I´m not going to climb the chimney. So only exit is that door. I have been pretending to destroy walls or windows with good results. I hope by some change one of those coals would break the window.
As twin girl is guarding the window which I´m charging, I changed direction of charge. I actually managed escape. So. What now then? I can´t leave this floor until storyline ends.
"What a minute! What is that!?" (Main lead)
There as sleigh driven by reindeers.
"How is that here?" (Main lead)
I don´t care. I will take it. There was many packages of presents. There might be something useful. My instinct is telling me there will be only coal if I try open any of them. I might still need some. So I took some and placed them into my pockets. Plan B is it then. I´m going to ride the reindeers. How can I force them jump from the roof. They are in the roof by the way.
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"Stop! Don´t take them!" (Santa Clause)
Old man is panicing. That is proof of that I´m doing something right. I rode them right toward the man. Collision happened and we both were heading right toward the cliff. We are going to die. At least I´m taking you with me.
"NO!" (Witch)
(Oh shut up! I saved your life.)
"Fly!" (Santa Clause)
(Yeah right. Like something like that is going to work.)
We flew to the air.
(I understand now. That first coal killed me and I´m death.)
"You won´t get away from this." (Santa Clause)
(I wanted to spent more time with my family. I also wanted my first friend. Everything else seems like meaningless. Maybe I should have tried to understand others better than I did.)
"I almost got you!" (Santa Clause)
(Yeah right. Like something like that would ever happen.)
I jumped over the old man and took the reins of one reindeer. I opened ropes behind me and started to fly with my reindeer.
"No!" (Santa Clause)
There was sound of something falling to the cliff. I´m not looking behind. It isn´t my fault. I can only deal zero damage. Even tropping is counted. He wouldn´t die. Right? If he did then it was his fault.
You have cleared the 40th floor. Congratulations. You are first to kill boss monster Gretel devil queen. Bonus from killing by collision together with extra boss Santa Clause. Bonus from not letting anyone eat gingerbread. Extra action reward "unique mount flying reindeer Peter". You can now enter 41th floor. Looking forward your future´s mishaps.
"They aren´t mishaps!" (Main lead)
As I choosed to leave the dungeon I saw someone in front of me. She was trying attack me from behind. Unlike previous two girls this was serious.
"You promised to spent more time as soon as you would get the documents, brother." (Main lead´s sister)
World´s strongest devil queen was in front of me. Why are my parents rising such yandere sister? Good thing I took some presents from that sleigh.
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