《0 damage assassin》How people enter the house?
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(Main lead´s POV)
There was nothing except this house. Even if I know this is a trap, I can´t avoid it. Should I simply enter? No. Definitely not. There must be some clues. No dungeon could be this evil. Oh. Yeah. One actually summoned devil king. I take my words back. Dungeons can be this evil. That doesn´t mean I should play by the rules. I have seven options.
1. Open the door.
2. Eat the house.
3. Break the house.
4. Enter top of the roof.
5. Enter from underground.
6. Shout for help.
Of course I will choose seventh option which is the most unlikely option. Enter from the chimney. No one would use it to cook. It is made from gingerbread for goodness sake.
(Witch´s POV)
Those poor children hasn´t got enough to eat. Even their bones are nothing in no time. They need kind and loving family, but how can I give them it. I have no experience of rising family. I just caged them without thinking. This twin boy is even thinking that I´m going to eat them. You aren´t tasty and there is hardly any meat. I should show I trust them by placing my face near to the hot pot in front of them.
"Ahh!!! How the hell is cooking in gingerbread house? Mark my words you will suffer!" (Main lead)
(I have to help him. You poor thing.)
I removed my pot and fire away from teenager boy how was struggling to avoid falling to the pot. I apologized and explained my situation. Boy was sighing with small voice something about not breaking any rules and killing anyone how tries to enter by the chimney even if they are giving out presents. What is that about I wonder?
"Sorry for my poor hospitality. I hope this didn´t give bad first impressions." (Witch)
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"No. I´m sorry for intruding strange way." (Main lead)
(Main lead´s POV)
This must be story oriented floor. This is going to become troublesome. This is the first of its kind in this dungeon. There is 2 common things withing all these floors. They follow set storyline. For this reason the first time clear is enormously profitable and difficult but as soon as story is clear floor becomes easy to pass. The second common thing is special reward for the first people to clear it. These story oriented floors can easily change person´s whole life.
I dodged attack coming from the behind. There was young girl holding a knive. Why are lolis trying to kill me twice in a single day? Are parents actually trying to raise yanderes?
"Why did you ruin my perfect plan? I was this close to deceive Hansel. I just wanted to steal witch´s treasure and make it justified for my brother." (Gretel)
"Stop it sister. I can´t loss you too. Don´t become demon queen." (Hansel)
(I understand. If I had entered in any other way, I would have believed that witch was the enemy and then this loli would have stapped me in demon queen form. I was this close to death. I couldn´t have dodged something like that. I´m sorry dungeon. I will continue breaking your rules from now on always.)
(Writer´s comment: Dungeon must be rising his middle finger right about now. Next thing would be prove of it.)
"Santa Clause has come to give presents to good children and coal to bad children." (Santa Clause)
There was moment silense because of arrival of strange old man. Silent ended as soon as he made his next move. He threw legendary class dagger to the girl, a piece of meat to the boy and jewer box to the witch.
"Shouldn´t you give presents only to the children? (Main lead)
"Everyone under 400 years is child to me." (Santa Clause)
(Why are you blushing!?)
"Bad kids get this." (Santa Clause)
He started to throw coal at me while I was going to be murdered.
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