《Shut Up: You Nymphomaniac Evil Sword》The miser
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As he was going to his apartment on the 2nd floor, he met with the old landlady on the stairs.
She was giving out a weird smile as she saw Sam was getting near.
Old lady " hmm... young man, I know that you are young and your hormones are all excited... but you know, you should have a little more control over yourself... especially when there are neighbors close by ... you should at least reduce the sound... just keep it in mind in the future ok…"
Sam thought “ what is this old lady trying to say... I don't get it.. I always silently cultivate in my room most of the time ... whatever”
But he replied either way " I will keep that in mind, madam..."
Old lady blushed a little and walked away while slowly muttering " young people nowadays are really daring and outspoken... "
Sam didn't understand what the old lady was saying at first but when he got close to his apartment he had a bad premonition, certain loud sounds were coming out of the room...
" Ah..ah...aaah..deeper....deeper..…"
Sam " what the fu...k "
He quickly opened the door and entered to see what was happening inside his apartment, he was dumbstruck by what he saw .
A 3D projection of a certain passionate video was being played at full sound and the Evil sword was appearing and disappearing around the 3D projection as if keenly scrutinizing the entire actions shown in the video...
Sam yelled" What the hell are you doing..."
and turned off the video immediately, but the Sword was not happy about this..
puchi..
blood sprayed as a new wound appeared on one of Sam's butts.
But he started healing at a visible rate.
Evil sword " Don't interfere in my business...."
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Sam " you ... you... have you taken some kind of oath to destroy me... I specifically brought you an earphone to use while watching these videos.."
Evil sword " I like to listen to loud sounds on the speaker. It is much more original that way..."
Sam was cursing in his mind “ .... I should have left it inside the mountain.... if i start an argument, I will probably get punctured more times.... I have to find a solution or I will lose my complete dignity in front of everyone, including Jemin...”
Calming down he spoke again " nympho... hah... no.... my beautiful friend, why don't we come to a deal... just adjust with the ear phone for two more days, I will find a way to deal with this problem, what do you say..."
Evil sword " okay 1 top grade crystals for each day..."
Sam thought “ This nympho has been becoming more unruly lately.... she has been gaining strength day by day and with that her arrogance seems to be also increasing... Maybe I should just ditch her .... nah, after going through all the life and death situations I have almost formed a kind of bond with her... considering her Maya is so good…”
The way that Sam had come up with to deal with the disaster called Evil sword was by giving her a Sky watch, which was connected to the sky network... just like the mobile phones and internet of modern earth... but the sky watch was a more high level technology it didn't need a specific network provider to contact other sky watch like mobiles... but just like the internet the sky network was a specific platform provided by the creators of sky watch ...
The creator of Sky watch technology was hailed as the greatest genius of the generation, the person had come up with such a technology at the age of 6 or 7 and implemented it successfully.
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The same time he completely overtook the whole market of network providers....
As the technology was introduced just like the internet it had different sides to it, .... and Sam had introduced the Evil sword to certain nodes, which were the same as websites.... here people introduced certain videos which were of great interest to the Evil sword which was from some ancient times without any technology.
But it appeared that to avoid one disaster, Sam had caught another disaster...
Sam started searching the sky network for a solution, he was able to find the solution easily but the solution has made his heart heavy... This was an equipment introduced by the Sky technology.
The equipment made a certain area sound proof. No matter how much sound one created inside, it will not leak out...
This equipment had a wide range of uses but only Sam would think of using such an equipment for this kind of purposes.
But as miserly as Sam was, he was already determined to buy only the low cost duplicate, and he was even feeling pain to spend the lower cost ....
Sam has been blaming his miserly behavior on the black statue, just like the blood lust states that he entered some time.
But this was his true hidden nature and he has always been a miser.
The day he had found the real value of Earth crystals and the earth essence liquid.
He cried for three days thinking about how he had used them so lavishly and didn't collect all the crystals from the Earth mountain.
He would shed some tears even now when he remembers this....
The day passed by dealing with the Evil sword and Sam started meditating when it was night...
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