I wake up in the middle of the night having realized I fell asleep on accident. I see the hero face down on a table sleeping, he mouth was drooling a bit which made it even cuter. I take another picture of it and went to the storage room. Unlike the treasury, the storage room just holds the basics like weapons, scrolls, spell books, and basic neccesities. I look for the softest of blankets, which was hard because all of these haven't been used in a while. I carry one of them back after washing it and lay it on the hero. He is very unique even though he never likes to admit, with unique skills like his inventory slime or his [Superiority Complex]. His stats may not be the best but his skills are amazing, more new than those hero skills that make life easier on them like [Divine Blast] or [Obey]. Unlike their skills which are easy to use, our hero has to work hard and work out their quirks and benifits. I once again use [Identify] on him to see his stats.

Male Jay Blu Lv. -1 Occupation Hero of Demons Race Demon Sub Race Arachne Health 1/1 Mana 1/1 Strength 0 Charisma 0 Agility 0 Luck 0 Endurance 0 Wisdom 0 Dexterity 0 Intelligence 0 Ego 68/1000 [X] [X] Skill List

{Active}

N/A

{Passive}

Inventory Type: Entity (1/57) lv 1

{Titles}

Superiority Complex (1/1) lv 1

Walking Translator (1/1) lv 1

[???]

{Status Effect}

Inferiority

Description

A boy summoned by the Devil himself, with the great honer of being hero of demons. It's a shame his stats are pitiful.

To make matters worse, he is an arachne, a slave race. The perfect toy to play around with.

Before he was summoned he was a... Hey stop peeping on unfinished work you slut.

-(-??-) aka The best god ever

So god is still watching him. He would usually just leave the heroes alone, seems like he still likes to mess with the hero here. By the looks of it he finally changed his sub race to arachne. Sadly it is true that arachne are slaves, we always try to free their race before anything happens, but they are always 1 step ahead in the distributions. I hope he would never know about it, but it's going to happen eventually when he looks at his status screen. But it would probably be funny to see his reaction, to see when his [Ego} goes down again. He may be a hero, but he feels more like gag relief character more than anything.

I heard towards the books that he read earlier, the pornography section of the section. It was rather embarrasing seeing him head towards that first, but also funny to see that he understood none of it. I then hear a noise coming from outside, which raised quite a bit of alarms in my head. I use my skill [Genetics] to transform into a steam mephit and head out side. The skill [Genetics] allow me to transform into a different form using my dna pool to do so. It's a lesser form of [Transform] but only offered to people who have mixed dna like me.

In the garden

I arrive to see a human stuck in the living rose bushes. These were designed to keep people from trespassing through the garden, by trapping them using thorn tentacles. If only these were sentient, then I would use them for so many things, so *pant* many *ha* things. I stopped imagining the things I would do and focused on the human. He was blonde with hair that reach down to his feet, thick like that fairy tale princess's hair that some heroes passed down. He kept struggling to escape with techniques like gnawing but to no avail. Of course these were built to pin down the likes of Satan so I wouldn't be suprised if it was able to wrap around a human. I change back to my original form to talk with him

"Hello sir. What is your purpose of coming her?" I ask him. Of course his response was so obvious.

"I am here to slay the devil, so make this things let go so amd I will spare you." he said while struggling.

"Sorry, I can't let you do that, were are currently sleeping so would you be kind enough to keep it down. If you keep talking, a guard will probably wake up and come here."

"Not like they can defeat me and my party, they should be here any second now to save me. If you act nicely, you can probably be my slave." he says. I then hear more rustling from the hedges in the back. I peak through to see 3 girls getting trapped by some other traps scattered in the garden.

"Of course girls, it's always girls that follow the hero," I whisper to myself. "Let me guess, those girls that are also trapped are here with you?" I say to him. His face then fall into despair and nods. I sigh and head towards the magic orb that controls all the traps in the garden. I tell the traps to bring the party and hero closer and keep them in custody.

They were soon in front of me with scared faces. What should I do with them, should I just kill them here, force them to fuck, kill the girls and have the hero as my sex slave and in vice-versa. The options were endless but then I realize what Satans orders were on captured heroes. Just send all captured heroes to the dungeon, we'll deal with them after the result with the humans. or something like that. I order the traps to bring them down into the dungeons, but they just shake in confusion. Forgot that traps can't enter the castle so I just picked the all up by switching into my medusa form. I tied the hero to a rope and wrapped it around my tail, while using my tail to grab girl #1. Then I use my arms to carry girl #2 and #3.

As I carry them I notice girl 2 and 3 staring at my breast, with eyes of envy. Well they both were flats so it would make sense. They all stopped struggling, besides the hero, because they all knew what lies ahead of them. I threw them into the dungeon and activated the magic barrier. This is a top of the line barrier, not even the world greatest mage or warrior can penetrate, probably because it also disables magic use. I will probably have to tell Satan or Lucy (Lucifer) about this tomorrow so we could decide their punishments. The ounishment system is not that harsh, it's usually labor or being sent out of the area without any of their gear. The worst punishments by far is sex toy for goblins or being cursed by the curse [NPC] which makes it so you can't use skills and titles don't take effect, but those punishments are saved for humans who have done the worst in their time in this world.

I leave as I hear sobbing from them. They probably think we will give them the death sentence or someting. I should probably check up on the hero to see how is he is doing, to make sure he is sleeping okay.

Before Jay's [Inventory]

I am Iro, an angel from the God's realm. I was once a hero for a day until that fucking king sentenced me to death just for freeing one of his slaves. What was I supposed to do, let that bitch have to suffer by sucking his dick 24/7, I know better than that. So I freed her from that hell and she thanked me and ran as fast as her wings can carry her. I thought I was being the better person but no, that bitch of a king just ordered the guards to kill me on the spot. So here I am, an angel who died for being the better person. I swear if that king comes to heaven, I will with all of my power send him to limbo since there is no hell in Sayrngroth.

Lately, God has been focused on this one hero called Jay Blu, which sounds like a dumb name if you ask me. After studying his life for a bit, I found out that he was a rich spoiled brat that was fed with a silver spoon. Apparently God killed him by making him drop his spoon, which resulted him falling off a building. It was comedic at first, until I remembered how god sent me here. I was sent here by also one of the dumbest reasons ever. I was in the shower bathing cause what else would I do in there, okay I was also masturbating but still. Then out of no where, a tornado forms inside my house resulting in the shower head falling on my head and killing me from blood loss.

Enough ranting, anyways this Jay guy was on his way to becoming a Hero of Light through the summoning tunnel when all the sudden my computer got hijacked. Thats right, we have computers in heaven in a magic world, deal with it. Anyway instead of sending him to a random ass kingdom where he will probably get a harem, he is instead sent to the castle of the demon lord, aka Satan. I also studied him a bit and he turns out to be a way nicer guy than all the kingdoms make him out to be. Raping woman, please, he is still a virgin to this day. In my world, we would call him a 'Tsundere' by the way he acts around everyone he likes. Like Lucifer or that maid of his.

I take a look into Jay's stats and you wouldn't believe how terrible they are. A 0 in all stats, fucking classic and the first time God has done something like this. He's probably just giving a handicap to Satan over there, probably because of that 8-10 win- loss thing. Before I can start laughing, God taps me on the shoulder then I look behind me, then down.

God is very tiny despite how old and wise everyone makes him out to be back on Sayryngoth. He is the youngest god so far in the multiverse, with the exception of that new one that's in the middle of building their life planet. I also met Earth's god, and he is more of a dick than he seems. Asking everyone to worship him, pretending he is multiple gods when he is in fact only one, delegating all his work to the angels there. I'm glad I was an athiest back when I was first alive.

"Iro, quite spacing out." God said.

"Huh, I mean what do you want?" I hastily replied back.

"I need you to do something for me."

"Why me, can't you give it to the other angels here."

"Nope, it was your problem in the first place."

"You mean with the interference of the transfering of Jay, that wasn't my fault, it was Satan's."

"I don't care who problems it was, your computer was the one that caused Jay to go to the demon realm so now you have to pay for it."

"*Sigh*, fine what is my punishment the great one."

"You are going to be reincarnated into a slime, but not just any slime."

"What do you mean." I looked at him confusingly. Is he making a new slime or something.

"You are going to be a slime that carries the inventory of Jay." he says happily.

"As like what, a follower?"

"Well sort of, you can summon yourself out anytime you want but when ever he summons you, you'll be forced to appear in front of him."

"What! SO UNFAIR! Am I at least a humanoid slime?"

"Nope, does dopey looking slimes with no facial features or characteristics."

"COME ON!"

"Orders are orders Iro, now get going into the reincarnation booth. Here is a ticket to use it." he says. I sigh in defeat and say goodbye to my fellow co-angels. I go to the reincarnation booth, though it looks like a Tardis if you ask me. I enter the ticket and it processes it. After a couple minutes of processing, the screen pops up with a message that we give to all the people who go through reincarnation or summoning.

Thank you for joining the process of reincarnation, we hope you have a nice day.

After Jay's skill

I appear in front of Jay. He looks better than from images to say the least, though his eyes are bugging me a bit. Apparently he is an arachne in this world after weird stuff going down during Satan's interference. Best say something to him to break the silence.

"So ypur my master?" I say to him using [Telepathy]. All familiar learn this skill eventually so the 'bond' between them and their master can grow.

"Who are you?"he says back. I try to be polite while trying to hide my frustration

"Who do you think sherlock, the slime. The name is Iro Kret, female if you haven't figured it out already. I am your new inventory system because god like fucking with you. Congratulations." I said the last part sarcastically. he then says something about books, but I am to busy eyeing that golden statue. For some reason, they look very tasty, probably has to do with slimes liking to eat minerals. Shit I better respond to fill the gap in silence.

"Sure why not, but it will cost ya." I say while still looking at the statue. What would it taste like? Bacon? Honey? Rare candy so I can evolve? I hear him agree to my conditions so I say what I want.

"How about that gold over there, it looks delicous." Before he could get a chance to say anything, I lunge at the statues using the new body. I was almost able to reach it, but then I was caught by the maid. She then eyes me with suprise, so of course I say hi to her.

"Um, hello."

"So your his inventory system?"

"Yeah."

"Sorry, where are my manners. Didn't really expect for his inventory to be a living thing with intelligence."

"Don't worry about it, blame god."

"Should've expected that by the 3 days he's been here."

"By the way, you fucked him really hard now didn't you. You can't fool a reincarnated angel."

"Yes I did, so what. It felt good for me."

"Just saying, you were like a real succubus back at that moment."

"Why did you lung at the statue anyways?"

"What do you expect, slime cravings and an empty stomache. Also payment for using me as an inventory system."

"Sorry but you can't eat that statue, it belongs to Satan. How about we work out a deal instead."

"Hm, interesting. What's the deal you want to propose?"

"What if I am able to evolve you into a humanoid body because by the looks of it you hate being stuck in that small body. In return, you allow the hero to use you as an inventory."

"Deal." I would grin, but I don't have a face. She then grabs the books from Jay's hands and puts it into me. My body then shrinks them and lets them float around my body. I feel like my weight just increased a bit, but I would just have to get use to it until I get a humanoid body that the maid promised me. I then disapear and end up in a void similar to limbo. I look arounnd and see a bed to sleep on and the books floating around. This must be how the inventory system works, they probably added a bed to accomdate for there being a familar. I then just sit on the bed and spread my slime body out. Or at least I would if that idiot didn't summon me five minutes later asking me to carry more books. This is going to be a long familiarship until dies, but angels can't predict the future so I wouldn't know.

I wake up still in the library and it's still nightime out there. I look behind me to see that Christina is gone, but also this weird sobbing sound is heard? Also that there was a blanket around me, Christina probably put that there after she woke up. I take off the blanket and head towards the sobbing sound. I stumble a bit because of suddenly waking up from sleep. After moving through the dark hallway, I stumble into something and fall back. Normally I would do a backflip to stop that from happening, but my arms were numb from sleeping on them. I look up and faintly see the outline of Christina there.

"He- Hey Christina, what's that sound?" I say hazily. The back of my head hurts a lot.

"Just the cries of prisoners who will recieve punishment tomorrow." She says.

"Oh then in that case I will g- wai-wait-wait, what did they do?"

"They trespassed on property so I captured them."

"What race were they?"

"Human, to be more percise a hero and his harem of 3."

"Oh, what will happen to them?"

"Probably community service, nothing major. Unless they burned demon cities or raped 100 innocent demons, but highly unlikely."

"Can I see them?" It's been a while since I've seen one. The last one I've seen was a red-headed boy walking down from the roof area with his friend, of course they tried to ignore me because of my status. Now that I think about it, what happened after I died? So many questions that will be left unanswered.

"Sure, you were one yourself before you died. It will probably be good to see your first human face until you have to fight them."

"Okay, whatever you say."

"You don't sound that suprised, aren't you afraid of killing someone?" she asks intriguingly.

"Not really, I got into a couple of dueling accidents so I am use to seeing people near death." I then start to remember my dueling days. Where men will come and fight me to ask one of the girls in my harem out, of course they would always fail since the duel was always with me holding a sword. You should always expect accidents when your opponent is holding a sword and you aren't wearing proper gear, they learned that the hard way.

"Hm, I assumed all heroes were afraid of killing, but they weren't afraid of raping."

"What was that?" What is raping, is it a woman term? Is it something you do?

"Nothing you should worry about." she says. Before I could ask why we arrive at the dungeon. I wonder why when I am about to ask something, life finds a way to interrupt me.

We walk to the 6th cell on the right and I find 4 people in a cell crying.

"Ar- are you Satan?" He asks nervously.

"No, do I look like I can be him."

"Th-then are you here to rape us." The woman behind the male says.

"No! What is raping anyways?" Seriously what is it. Then they all looked at me with blank faces, is it that bad that I don't know what rape is.

"Then what are you going to do?" The woman on the lap of the male says.

"I just wanted to look at humans, is that so much to ask?"

"Is it so you could sell us as slaves for money." The woman standing up says.

"Seriously whats with all this heavy judging of me! I was human like you guys before I died you know!" They all go silent. What the hell are wrong with thse guys, is it so wrong for me just to come talk to people I got curious about. The male is the most suprised about all of that information that just went into his head. Then they all started huddling up and started whispering to eachother. Was the information really unbelivable? They finish talking and by the looks of it, they believe me. Thank the devil I don't have to go through a questionaire to prove that I was human. I sigh as I tell Christina I want to leave. She then gets in a pose like she wants to carry me.

"Um, it's fine, I can walk myself to bed."

"I insist, your legs must be tired from standing."

"It's really fine, I know whe-" She then picks me up in the same style she usually does it and carries me to the bedroom. I look behind as I see the laughing faces of the prisoners from behind. This was way to embarrasing for a first impression on those humans, I hope all encounters are like this. We then arrive at the bedroom so I lay onto the bed and sleep as Christina changes. I fall to sleep and dream of a world where I had power, but of course I knew it would only be a dream since it would probably never happen.