The author ： A man living in 3.09 dimension

12.Toys？ --------------------------- When Jack was free, he walked around and visited the old Taoist's house. He walked out of the backyard, which was a Chinese garden with a large pool where a lot of Asian carp were raised. The husky named Dogo was running around and Jack went to play with Dogo. Soon he was tired. He went back to the dining room and had a little mystery coffee. Suddenly, he had a stomachache. He already knew where the bathroom was, so he ran into it in a hurry. After going to the bathroom, he found a box in the bathroom. He opened it curiously. There were two kinds of toys in it, a plastic hose and a pen tube shaped plastic. Jack immediately realized that the toy was for women, for enema. He didn't expect that the old Taoist would have such a hobby. He had no experience in this field, so he couldn't accept it. He went back from the back garden to the dining room and didn't see the old Taoist. So he ran away from the gate and walked out of the old Taoist's house. He quickened his pace, and he was going home. But his body was still hot, and he was weak while walking. Although the process was difficult, he finally returned to his aunt's house. When Jack opened the door and walked into his aunt's house, he was surprised to find that he had returned to the old Taoist's home. He ran back quickly. He left the old Taoist's house again. He wanted to go back to his aunt's again. After another hard walk, he finally returned to his aunt's house. This time he opened the door carefully. When he looked inside, he was surprised to find that it was the old Taoist's home. Jack stepped back and looked around. He confirmed that this was the aunt's house, but he looked inside and it was the old Taoist's home. He almost broke down! Jack felt very tired, so he had to go into the old Taoist's house and have a rest first. At this time, the old Taoist came in from the backyard. He said to Jack, "Welcome back, go wash your hands and get ready for lunch."! Jack said angrily, " I can't eat Chinese food." I'm afraid of Chinese restaurant syndrome. My father's friend used to rent the house to the Chinese, but the Chinese often smell strange when cooking. From then on, he never rented his house to the Chinese. The old Taoist laughed. He said: "You saw enema tools in the toilet, I think I have a perverted hobby." Westerners take a bath every day when they get up, but they don't know that their intestines also need to be bathed. Daily use of enema tools, can prevent constipation, solve the problem of anal fissure. In the past, enema tools were sold in every Chinese pharmacy. Unfortunately, because of the low profits, many pharmacies no longer sell them. Jack was surprised and said, "Every day? The old Taoist nodded. There's no denying that Jack does have this problem. The old Taoist priest sighed softly: This is because the young people of Qing Dynasty only cared about eating, drinking and playing in restaurants, so that the Yuanmingyuan Garden would be burned down. Today's Chinese food is formed in the last 100 years, not in the traditional sense of Chinese food. Families with bad smell in the kitchen are poor. Giant pandas are popular, Chengdu is popular, and Ma Po Bean Curd is also popular. The man who invented tofu committed suicide. He accidentally invented tofu, but tofu is not a natural product. In order to make money, businesses began to sell tofu in large quantities. He could not face his compatriots hurt by tofu, so he committed suicide. The first person who invented the plastic bag also committed suicide. Said the old Taoist: I have made an oath, as long as my compatriots are still eating Sichuan Pepper, I will never marry. Jack was shocked! He did not understand that what other people eat is someone else's business. What does this have to do with the Taoist priest? He didn't understand why the Taoist priest hated pepper so much. He asked the old Taoist why? It is very common for the old Taoist priest to reply that he hopes his own nation can be strong. Looking at the sufferings of my fellow countrymen, I feel miserable. This is a duty, but he didn't succeed in the end, so he moved abroad.