《Entertainment Cafe》Adventure Pt.2 Ambush?! More Like Massacre
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~Morning~
I was walking looking at my map. It seems that after going across a crevasse I will then be able to see the the port town I am heading for. I walk, not using my hydralics as I want to enjoy the landscape a little. Walking up to the crevasse I feel a tingling of my senses. Someone is trying to sneak up on me. My eyes narrow as I prepare myself for a confrontation.
Pulling my hoe off of my back i turn around and glare up the side of the crevasse until my eyes settle on the spot that was moving slightly. Picking up a stone in my hand I fling it at the bush i was glaring at and I hear an "Oof" Sound come out of the bush when suddenly a man stands up in the bush and yells.
"Get Her!"
I hold my hoe in my hands and I watch as a bunch of people Jump down and stand in a circle around me. The person I threw the stone at seems to be the leader and he barks at his men before he talks to me.
"So what ya doing out here cutie?" He licks his lips and I look at him with disgust.
"None of your business." I continue to glare at the man. "Who are you people?"
"We are many things, Bandits, Slave Traders, etc. some of which aren't really good for you now is it?" He laughs and the rest of the bunch laughs with him.
I look around at the group cold look still on my face. "Don't Make me kill you."
What I said seems to only have affected some of the bandits, as a couple of the younger ones take a step back away from me.
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"Ooh, Fiery temper you have there miss, But you are obviously outmatched, I can sense your only in the 3rd Core Formation stage, while we are all at least at 5th while I'm at 7th stage. We aren't afraid of you."
"It would be smart of you to not underestimate me." I spin my hoe wielding it fiercely
The group laughs, someone shouts, "What are you some farm girl? That hoe ain't gonna protect you girly!" The whole group guffaws.
I steel myself, over the time I have been in this world I had gotten used to the violence this world has, and I am prepared to wipe these miserable humans off the world if they dare to attack me.
"If you come with us peacefully i can be sure not to let the others mess you up to badly."
"Never." I hold my hoe out and charge my boots, prepareing myself for the attack.
"Well it was your choice girly, GET HER!" The leader shouted to the group.
The bandits start to close in on me and I slash my hoe right into the head of the closest bandit, tearing his head off. The bandits freeze, unprepared for the viciousness of my strike, before they all pounce towards me like tigers.
"She killed Jack! I'll destroy her!" The group is enraged now, not trying to capture me anymore. Some of the group jumps toward me, while the some seem to charge some sort of power inside themselves. I continue to attack swinging my hoe atound smacking the bandits and killing a few, but each one I kill makes the bandits get more aggressive. I heafr the noise of something being unsheathed and I quickly turn around.
With a thwack I look up at some of the bandits, it seems they grabbed their weapons now, and I am parrying the strikes that are coming at me. Hacking with my hoe I crunch the heads of a few of the bandits befroe one of them catches my hoe with their weapon and swings it away. The hoe imbedes itself in the side of the mountain and the bandits leader stops the bandits to talk with me again, thinking I am now defenseless.
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"So you did a lot of damage to us girl, you have forced us to kill you, but not before we have our fun with you eh boys? The group stares at me with dirty looks. The bandit chief licks his lips again. "So girly do you give?"
"Never." With my charged boots I jump, getting nearly a 3rd of the way up the mountain before I grab a tree root and hang there. The bandits are looks up at me with a bit of shock as I bet they didn't think I could jump this high. I begin to throw stones from the side of the mountain at the bandits as im ponder my options.
I begin to charge my boots again, and I start to swing using the root I am holding onto. 1...2...3...Yeet! I swing off of the root and land on top of one of the bandits, and in their shock I stomp on their heads, the hydralics in my boots crushing them as well as making my jump off of them onto the next bandit. Soon all of them are screaming as I proceed to jump and crush them. I look on in a bit of wonder as to why I haven't defeated enemies more like this, but my legs are getting a bit tired. Ya-hoo, I begin to imagine myself as mario as I smush my enemies in a straight line as they try to run away. I hear a notification from my system.
[New Title Unlocked: Ma-rio]
[Ma-rio: Increased Damaged 2x when Jumping on Enemies.]
I finish jumping and the only people left standing is the Bandit chief and I with him looking at me with horror on his face.
"Y-you killed all m-my men. M-monster!" The cheif started to run away only to step on my hoe getting hit in the face and getting knocked unconsious.
My system begins to loot the bodies as I grab my hoe and continue on my way, to the port town.
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