《Cyberblade Plasma》Chapter 7: Two Cyber Babes One Juicy Idiot
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Ken and Maya rode out of the neon city of Nautica, and into the uninhabited wildlands. As they drove across the purple sands of the planet's desert, the two suns on either side of the landscape shone brightly behind them. Tightly wrapping his arms across Maya as her hair drifted from the turbulence of the wind, Ken closed his eyes, cherishing every second.
“Juicy…” He thought
As they traveled further and further into the depths of the dunes, the sandy rocks opened up into a canyon. As they drove down into the bottom of it, a bright glow of Violet illuminated their path.
“Violet cyber crystals” Maya remarked. “To think your world would spawn them in a place like this, it’s beautiful”
“Yeh, they really are, their Juicy, and perfectly plump” Ken said looking over her shoulder.
“Yeh they’re…. Wait what are you saying about Plump!” Maya said blushing
OWWWWW! Ken yelled, after Maya smacked him off the back of the head.
“You’re driving from here on out!” Maya said getting behind Ken.
“I don’t even know where I’m going!” Ken bickered playfully.
“It’s a straight shot! Our destination is at the end of this path, Serpent's Mouth, an area full of high level crystalis snakes.
VRRROOOMMM!!!!!
Ken and Maya heard the sound of an engine behind them.
A woman in a cowboy hat drove over the side of the canyon above them on her hover cycle. Pumping her brakes she drifted down the walls of the canyon, flipping and twisting her bike on the way down to avoid the crystals. She navigated the canyon effortlessly, silently giggling to herself as she sucked on a lollipop.
“Woooaahhh” Ken said, admiring her as she whipped back and forth in her tank top, the cleavage of her chest springing up and down as she went on.
“So much bouncing….” Ken said drooling over himself
“You’re pathetic…” Maya said, looking down at her not as developed chest.
“Hey there handsome” The woman said parking beside them. Taking the lollipop out of her mouth, she twirled her pigtails playfully as she seductively licked it. “Do you know how to ride? Or is your woman the one who’s always on top?” She said
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“Who the hell are you calling his woman?” Maya yelled smacking Ken in the head again “And who the hell are you anyway!”
“The names Jane, Plain Jane, and who might you be, Ms Oroborous?” She asked
Name Rank Class Main hand Off hand Health Guild Plain Jane NA Lvl 30 Engineer Level 30 Mechazoid
T.C.A (Desumond)
(Lvl 1)
Spheres
Autoblock(plasma)
Plasmoid pistol (X) 12,850 NA
“How did you know Ken is here? We’re cloaks and masks!”
“Now sweetheart, why would two people be on a hover cycle driving away from the city on a hover cycle on a day like this? I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I certainly wasn’t born blind” She said
“What do you want?” Maya asked
“A wager” Kane said twirling her hair “A race through the canyon, the winner gets the sword”
“Why the hell would we do that?” Maya yelled
“Cuz if you accept… I’ll take my top off” She said sticking the lollipop in between her cleavage, “It's gettin a little hot out here after all.”
“YYYEEESSS!!! WE EXCEPT!!!!!” Ken said
“No we don’t!!!” Maya replied
“It’s too late honey! He’s already agreed, I sent him a message contract with the “juicy” details, and you were so distracted you didn’t even notice.”
Ken sat behind Maya drooling at a photo of Jane that had been blurred at the spots he wanted to see the most.
“Looky here the countdown has started” Jane signaled
3 2 1 START!
Jane took off in a blast, propelled by her nitro boosts on her vehicle.
Ken followed closely behind propelling himself as well.
“Not bad!” Jane said smiling “Alley oop!”
Jane rocketed to the top of the walls riding on the side of the canyon. She flipped her cycle at the top and became airborne, drifting upside down over Ken.
“Wait what the!” Ken said. As far as the eye could see there were crystals, and no place for him to avoid them in the canyon. He crashed into a set of crystals, losing ⅕ of the HP of his vehicle.
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“Hahaha” Jane said coming back down
“I see! So basically there are certain crystals you can only avoid by riding up the wall! Those pictures are as good as mine!” Ken yelled
He accelerated towards a set of crystals
“Silly goose! You have to”
“Cyber Slash!” Ken yelled
Smashing his sword into the crystals he scattered them across the canyon in front of Jane.
“Hehe I could dodge these in my-”
“Maya! Hold on!” Ken yelled
“CYBER SLICER!”
Using his blade to close the gap, Ken sliced through the air towards the set of scattered crystals, jumping in front to Jane. He dragged Maya and his hovercycle behind him, landing back in place.
“Heh, and here I thought we were playing a fair game,” Jane said shaking her head.
“Desumond activate flight!” Jane said
Jane’s motorcycle spread out wings on either side of it. As huge turbines on either side of her came out, she accelerated over Ken flying through the air,
“WHHHHHHAAATTTT!!!!” Ken yelled “How is that fair! Sexy Babe transform us into flight mode too!”
“Master I am incapable of that feature” Sexy Babe answered “That is a feature locked for a specific upgrade for the Mechazoid class.”
OOOOOOOW!!!!! Ken yelled again as Maya pounded the top of his head with her fists.
“What the hell is your problem?” Ken yelled
“What kind of perv names their C.A Sexy Babe? You’re the absolute worst!” She screamed
“Hey this is where I win!” Jane said nearing the victory line.
“Photon Blast!” She screamed, aiming a blast of light towards a large rock formation.
A set of boulders toppled over, blocking the path for Ken and Maya.
“God damn it!” Ken said “I was saving this for an epic moment…” I guess I have no choice...”
“The third Zephyr form, Omega-Cyber-blade!” Ken yelled
A stream of blue energy pulsed through his sword in an endless stream. As it poured out from his blade it began to form and take the shape of a gigantic sword almost 5 times the side of the hovercycle Ken was riding on.
“Take this!” Ken said “Omega Cyber Slash!” He yelled.
His blade sliced through the boulders tearing them to smithereens. As he came through the debris he saw no sign of Jane or her cycle.
“Uhhh Jane?” Ken yelled looking around. He drove further until his cycle reached the end of the canyon. He saw no one there.
“Serpentine Way…” Ken read “Are these where all the powerful mobs are?” Ken asked.
“Yeh… that's weird… there should be a bunch of Emerald serpents here…” Maya said
Suddenly they felt a rumbling underneath them.
HIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!
A huge indent appeared in the ground nearly the size of an aircraft in front of them. Bursting from the hole, a giant snake with crystals on its Skin hissed at them venomously.
LVL 99 Ultra Crystalis Serpent Health Resistances Mob level Instakill moves 150,000 Elemental MAX 12
“What! That thing is Level 99! What the hell!” Ken yelled
“Shit! That’s right!” Maya said. “Home worlds adjust the strength of the monsters based on the amount of players… and since you invited 10,000 of them here…”
“This thing is a max level Raid Boss!” Ken yelled
The snake snapped its neck gobbling them up in one bite
“WHHHHHAHAAAA!” They screamed
”Ju...Juicy...” Ken said as he fell into the stomach of the beast.
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