《He-Thing and the Cabal of the Cosmos》The Poets Will Sing
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On the southern grounds
of the Imperial Palace of Asmodel,
there is a wide, fenced meadow,
next to the royal stables,
where the Imperial family
has long exercised
their robo-horses.
It is the day after
He-Thing fell from Tiderunner,
and spoke with his father,
and the grassy ground
of the meadow is soggy
with rains the night before.
He-Thing stands with his leg up
on the fence,
watching Tiderunner gallop
maniacally
from end to end.
Nearby,
War Dog lies on her belly
on the soothing wet grass,
her eyes closed in sleep,
but her ears twitching occasionally
when pestered by flies.
It is a beautiful, sunny day,
and the air is sweet.

A voice calls from behind him —
“Tempting the Black Owl again?”
He-Thing turns to see his oldest,
dearest friend,
Lord Farth Esqaine the Third,
approaching up the hill,
with a riding boot only on one foot.
In his hands,
he clumsily holds his other boot
and a goblet of flower wine.
Farth is tall,
with fiery red hair
and a hawk nose,
thin,
with a flair for women
and poetry.
“No,” He-Thing answers his friend,
“I may be foolish,
but I am not stupid.
It will be some time
before I step into
his stirrups again.”
“It is good to know
when you are bested, I suppose,”
Farth observes.

Farth coughs,
and sets his wine down
on a fence post.
He hops on one foot
as he pulls on his other boot.
“Rough night?” He-Thing asks.
Farth smirks.
“Every night is rough
when you are
as handsome and rich
as I am.”
He-Thing laughs at his friend,
whose adventures thrill him
with envy.
“Any conquests I should know about?”
“No, my friend,”
says Farth, as he finishes with his boot,
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“Nothing to brag about.
Aristocratic maids can be fickle.
But —
it is a new day,
I am awake,
and I am ready
to try it all over again.”

He-Thing manages to coax Tiderunner over
with an apple.
He strokes the ribs
of the robo-horse’s armored neck
while he feeds the apple
to Tiderunner’s steel lips.
“I spoke to my father last night,”
He-Thing tells Farth.
“Oh? About what?”
“He’s sending me away.
To the Northern outskirts
of the Empire.”
“By yourself?”
“Yes.”
“Without Zolantos?”
“On a political mission.”
He-Thing cannot disguise his pride.
Farth slaps his thigh.
“I can’t believe it!
I thought the old man would never do it!”

Finished with the apple,
Tiderunner trots away
and goes back
to his mad circles.
He-Thing,
paralyzed in fear
by the slighest emotional intimacy,
licks his lips.
“Farth,” he says,
“I would like you to come with me.”
“To the North?”
“Yes. I know I will need you.
And is this not what we used to
always talk about?
Being free to adventure?
To discover
the ends of the Omniverse?”
Farth smiles, his eyes alight.
“I guess you will need me
to keep you out of trouble.”
“I will keep you out of trouble
by taking you away from here,”
He-Thing quips.

“Then count me in!”
Farth says.
They smile joyfully together,
but do not meet
each other’s gaze.
“There is more,”
He-Thing says,
as his eyes watch Tiderunner
disinterestedly.
“My father bequeathed to me
the Nebule Blade.”
Farth’s face goes solemn
and he claps He-Thing
on the shoulder.
“Congratulations, my friend.
It is an honor
you thoroughly deserve.”
“It gives me pause,”
He-Thing admits.
“It is a great weight.”
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Farth furrows his brow
as he looks at He-Thing.
“What choice do you have
but to bear it?”

The two friends watch silently
as Tiderunner runs about,
harasses other horses,
and occasionally,
stands still.
A wind blows through the trees,
making the dappled sunlight
on the grass shimmer and dance.
Birds sing and insects chat,
and the sweet air
fills their lungs
with hope.
“Are you taking him?”
Farth asks.
“Are you crazy?” He-Thing laughs.
“No, I’ll ride old Treefeather.”
“It will be a great adventure,”
Farth proclaims.
“The poets will sing of us,”
He-Thing promises his friend.
“Yes!” Farth agrees.
“We will astonish them
with our great deeds!”

to be continued
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