《He-Thing and the Cabal of the Cosmos》The Ugly Little Girl
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Once upon a time,
there was a
very ugly little girl,
and her father hated her
as much as he could.
He made her live in the barn,
while her five older sisters
lived in the big yellow house,
and he made her do
all of the worst chores,
like cleaning out
the hog pens
and picking the mud ticks
from the bellies of the oxen.
If she did not do her chores,
or if she spoke with a smart mouth,
the ugly little girl’s father
would beat her.
Sometimes,
he would beat her
for no reason at all.

The ugly little girl’s mother was dead.
The ugly little girl
had never known her.
Her mother had died farther back
than the ugly little girl could remember,
and she had been led to believe,
by her father
and her five older sisters,
that her mother’s death
had been her fault.
The ugly little girl
thought of her mother often.
Maybe if she were here,
things would be different,
maybe
if the ugly little girl’s mother were here,
her father would love her.
But,
if the ugly little girl’s mother
had loved her, why had she
abandoned her
in this horrible place?

One day, everything changed.
The ugly little girl’s father
limped out to the barn
and told her
it was time for her
to get married,
and he had found
the right man —
the old murk ghoul
who lived on the
other side of the river.
The ugly little girl knew
that this man was
notoriously and gleefully
cruel
to animals, birds, insects,
and children —
anything
that could not fight back.
The ugly little girl knew
she could not fight back.

The ugly little girl
made a decision.
One night,
under the gibbous moon,
the ugly little girl
snuck out of the barn,
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and into the big yellow house.
She had never been inside before.
The ugly little girl
tiptoed into the kitchen,
and peeked into the pantry.
There were two loaves
of fresh bread.
She stuffed them
into a bag.
Then,
the ugly little girl
quietly opened the cold box.
There was a plate of chicken,
a few ripe tomatoes...
...and a slice of a chocolate cake.

The ugly little girl
took the bag of food,
and tiptoed out of the big yellow house.
She walked down to the old road
at the edge of the farm,
and stepped over
the chaotic pattern
of stones,
jubilation in her blood.
There was a town,
about fifteen miles southwest,
she had been there once,
and had been enamored
with its hectic movement.
The ugly little girl
thought she could find work
in a factory,
and a place to live of her own.
Why had she not done this
years ago?
Why had she stayed so long?

After a few hours,
the ugly little girl was tired,
so she sat on a log
beside the road.
She looked into her bag.
The chicken cutlets
would nourish her,
and the tomatoes
would refresh her,
but she wanted the cake.
She broke off a piece
and lifted it to her lips.
Its scent was intoxicating.
She tasted it;
pleasure exploded in her mouth!
Why had she been denied
such delights?
The moon was sinking.
In a few hours,
it would be dawn.
The ugly little girl wondered
what the sun would feel like
now that she was free.

to be continued....
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