《He-Thing and the Cabal of the Cosmos》The Soul of Zolantos
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Zolantos smiles —
a rare thing.
“This artifact
is called paper.”
he speaks,
a mournful tone in his voice,
“And those marks are words.”
He-Thing is aghast.
“But they do not speak!
I hear no voice!”
Zolantos replies,
“These words wait to speak.”
He-Thing asks, “But why?”
Zolantos replies,
“So they are there
when they are needed.”

He-Thing gasps, and
the old lantern
trembles in his fingers.
“But when is that?”
he asks.
Zolantos laughs,
though not
without bitterness.
“When a man needs them,
of course.”
“But,” asks He-Thing,
“How are such words
impelled to speak?”

Zolantos replies,
“To hear these words,
you would have to learn how to —
a laborious process.
You would rove your eyes
across the marks,
and the words would speak
in the slothful pebble
of your mind.”
He-Thing exclaims,
“What sorcery! But how
was such an art lost?”
Zolantos sighs.
“Such things
are from the Linearity.
Now — we must destroy it.”

Zolantos
unceremoniously
casts the artifact
into the fire.
It flickers
like the sun
between fingers,
and disappears
in effervescent
smoke.
He returns the bottle
and feather to his bag.
“But Teacher…”
He-Thing asks,
despite the meager
crumbs of his wisdom,
“Why do you possess
the feather and the bottle,
and why
do you carry them with you?”

In a flash of time,
Zolantos bridges the gap
between himself
and his student,
striking He-Thing in the face
with his infamous cane.
He-Thing crashes to the ground,
shrieking in pain,
blood in his mouth,
crushing his broken arm
beneath him.
And Zolantos bellows,
“Never question me
about such trivialities again!”

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